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Aircraft engineers leaving Air India soon after training asked to refund expenses incurred on them
Saurabh Sinha | TNN | Updated: Dec 25, 2019, 14:26 IST

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NEW DELHI: Pilots aren’t the only ones leaving fund-starved
Air India
, given the uncertainty surrounding the airline’s future. Aircraft maintenance engineers (AMEs) — who keep planes airworthy — are also quitting. AI Engineering Services Ltd (AIESL) recently asked those doing so just after completing their training to refund the cost of training, other expenses incurred on them as well as salary received during training period.
 
Air India
Air India roadshows in Singapore, London get lukewarm response from potential bidders
Despite the tepid response, the government is likely to finalise initial bidding documents for Air India by next month.
S. Mahadevan


The Indian government’s attempts at selling off Air India have not kicked off very well as per reports. The roadshows were held in London and Singapore aimed at attracting prospective investors on the airline’s background and lay the pitch.
Roadshows in Singapore and London, held to ascertain investor interest for the debt-laden national carrier Air India, received a lukewarm response from potential bidders, three top government officials aware of the development told Economic Times. However, that’s not likely to disrupt the government’s privatisation plan schedule.
 
They can come work in Changi Airport Terminal 5.
 
With so many lcc, air india stand no chance except on long distance flight not covered by single aisle aircraft. So best they focus on that.
 
SINKapore will have to take these unemployed, thanks to CECA.

CECA is the golden passport for unemployed Ah Nehs.

Thank you, PAP for throwing sinkees into the rubbish bins in favour of Ah Nehs.
 
Malays have been discriminated for so long so PAP thought maybe its time chinese get a taste of the same medicine.
 
Air India
Air India roadshows in Singapore, London get lukewarm response from potential bidders
Despite the tepid response, the government is likely to finalise initial bidding documents for Air India by next month.
S. Mahadevan


The Indian government’s attempts at selling off Air India have not kicked off very well as per reports. The roadshows were held in London and Singapore aimed at attracting prospective investors on the airline’s background and lay the pitch.
Roadshows in Singapore and London, held to ascertain investor interest for the debt-laden national carrier Air India, received a lukewarm response from potential bidders, three top government officials aware of the development told Economic Times. However, that’s not likely to disrupt the government’s privatisation plan schedule.

Who the fuck would want to buy planes filled with ah-neh body odour ?
 
Good news! More buy low sell lower opportunities for Temasek, more hungry lunch stealers to raise GDP and compete for singapore. :thumbsup:
 
An English lady was flying from London to Delhi on business, and was surprised to find herself seated next to a bayi on the plane. Like so many of his ilk, the bayi was affable and talkative, and soon maintained an incessant, unidirectional chatter that did not abate until they were two hours into the air. The stewards began rolling out the luncheon trolleys, but the bayi politely demurred the airline's offerings, producing instead from beneath his seat an elaborate and multi-tiered tiffin carrier.

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Eagerly lifting aside the top lid, fluffy hot naan, with a small piquant puddle of chutneys was revealed. The lady, who had never before witnessed these peculiar ethnic foods, enquired as to the nature of the dish.

"Ah madam, this is the bread of India!" the bayi proudly replied.

A similar enquiry into the contents of the second layer of the meal bucket, a rich, thick curried helping of chicken, butter and tomatoes, lead the bayi to inform her it was "the stew of India".

And so the meal and the culinary instruction progressed through popadoms ("chips of India"), vada pavs ("burgers of India") and dessert, an unctuous, creamy, cool and sweet "ras mallai" ("pudding of India"). After this final course, the bayi licked his fingers with satisfaction and promptly dropped off to sleep.

Sadly, a scant thirty minutes later, the mess of spices, oils, fry batter and dairy finished wending its way through the bayi's digestive tract, culminating in a foul, malodorous, faintly green and amazingly loud bout of flatulence, which continued on without seeming to stop, the bayi's bowels apparently endless and putrid. The English lady, suddenly assaulted by this disgusting reek, turned to her companion in dismay, dainty Anglo-Saxon nose firmly pinched shut and tears streaming from her blue eyes.

"Oh Mr. Singh! How could you be so beastly?! What on earth was that?" the English rose asked in horror, as he continued to unleash the stinking fart.

The bayi had bestirred himself from sleep slightly due to the fluttering convulsions of his hairy anus, and snatched a deep lungful of his own parfum before replying with a quiet sleepy satisfaction:

"Ah madam. That is Air India!"
 
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