Elon tells retarded companies what to do! Will stupid sinkies listen?

[rushifa666]

Elon reportedly send this mail to Tesla employees:

1) Avoid large meetings
Large meetings waste valuable time & energy
- They discourage debate
- People are more guarded than open
- There’s not enough time for everyone to contribute
Don’t schedule large meetings unless you’re certain they provide value to everyone

2) Leave a meeting if you’re not contributing
If a meeting doesn’t require your:
- Input
- Value
- Decisions
Your presence is useless.
It’s not rude to leave a meeting.
But it’s rude to waste people’s time.

3) Forget the chain of command
Communicate with colleagues directly.
Not through supervisors or managers.
Fast communicators make fast decisions.
Fast decisions = competitive advantage.

4) Be clear, not clever
Avoid nonsense words and technical jargon.
It slows down communication.
Choose words that are:
- Concise
- To the point
- Easy to understand
Don’t sound smart. Be efficient.

5) Ditch frequent meetings
There’s no better way to waste everyone’s time.
Use meetings to:
- Collaborate
- Attack issues head-on
- Solve urgent problems
But once you resolve the issue, frequent meetings are no longer necessary.You can resolve most issues without a meeting.
Instead of meetings:
- Send a text
- Send an email
- Communicate on a discord or slack channel
Don’t interrupt your team’s workflow if it’s unnecessary.


6) Use common sense
If a company rule doesn’t:
- Make sense
- Contribute to progress
- Apply to your specific situation
Avoid following the rule with your eyes closed.
Don’t follow rules. Follow principles

 

[rushifa666]

Point 4 is literally every fucked up doctor talking to public. A jargonbot void of any humanity

 

[sweetiepie]

Mostlee inline with what my wise uncle always preaches.
Actuallee by being 4) clear minded the rest will come naturallee.
My uncle still need to twitch a bit and tell elon something

1) Avoid large meetings

My uncle will onlee join a large useless meeting to beat ceo to a puppy. Elon needs to be careful of this .

2) Leave a meeting if you’re not contributing

Most people that contributes to a meeting are trouble makers.
You rarelee will find a lao hero like My uncle who can force terminate early a meeting by using a strong on the nail statement.

3) Forget the chain of command

As my uncle always say his superior are afraid of him much less about chain of command . When you are wise and clear minded automaticallee the chain is purelee on paper onlee.

4) Be clear, not clever

Exactlee like my uncle.
This is the key to success in whatever you do.

5) Ditch frequent meetings

Good move.

6) Use common sense

He is right to say most workers are lacking common sense.

 

[sweetiepie]

Avoid nonsense words and technical jargon.
It slows down communication.
Choose words that are:
- Concise
- To the point
- Easy to understand
Don’t sound smart. Be efficient

Avoid nonsense word is something interesting to probe further.
What is then a nonsense word ?
Some powerful words may seem nonsense but at the same time is a killer word.
Eg when you say to pap leaders ceo etc you eat sharkfin I eat sai is it etc
It is concise and to the point too but to many people this is nonsense.

 

[Loofydralb]

Damn Elon is no doubt one of the best business leaders.
He runs a huge company like a 3 man operation.
Unlike Sinkies towkays, useless bosses and managers who have overinflated egos, starved of ideas and incompetent. They're are there to only leech the company.

 

[laksaboy]

He basically describes the bloated Sinkie govt and its institutions perfectly.

 

[rushifa666]

Damn Elon is no doubt one of the best business leaders.
He runs a huge company like a 3 man operation.
Unlike Sinkies towkays, useless bosses and managers who have overinflated egos, starved of ideas and incompetent. They're are there to only leech the company.

Twitter bums are costing 13 milion a meal just in one year. Why would anyone not fire these idiots. Most dont even come in to eat

 

[ArjanParangToh]

Sinkes only know how to say "Yes Sir" in every 5 years.

 

[oliverlee]

Basically don’t do everything that jiak liao bees in white have been practising as their blueprint

 

[po2wq]

sinkies heng ah! dun haf 2 listen 2 ah elon ...

sinkies is blessed wif big, big, big deal skolars ... dey can dispense advice on evryting under ze sun including topics which dey noe nutting about ... ah elon no fite ...