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Dr thinks Miss S'pore speech adorable

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I think the way Ms Low speaks is adorable. She really 'shouts me'. It is Singlish of the highest order and I lurve it.
Yes, we can make fun of Singlish for its peculiar pronunciation and queer sentence structure but it is our own self-evolved lingua franca.
The Speak Good English Movement chairman Goh Eck Keng is right. When we laugh at Ms Low, we are laughing at half of Singapore (maybe more).
I used to lament that we had no sense of language identity. Travelling around Asia, I have observed that every country has its unifying patois. The Thais speak Thai, Malaysians speak Malay tinged with English pronouns, the Indonesians have Bahasa and Filipinos have Tagalog.
We had nothing until Singlish came along.
Let's rejoice. Just as the Chinese have Chingrish and the Japanese have Japlish, we can take great pride in having our own Singlish.
And like any other language, it will evolve. You cannot stop it because this is the language of comfort and convenience.
We feel good when we hear it. It is warm, witty, humorous and musical. And it has such wonderful words.
Just the other day, I heard a Singapore Airlines stewardess say: 'Thankchew for frying with Sinkapor Allies, a member of Style Lions.'
What on earth was that? I had to think for a few seconds before connecting the dots. 'Style Lions' is 'Star Alliance'. But what a great name - Style Lions!
As for Ms Low, she is just gorgeous and 'Boomz', whether or not she wears a 'piss of rad bigini' or 'duck gins with leopard and zibbra preens'.
If she needs a dress that 'shouts' her for the big occasion, I offer to buy her one and I will get my cousin Tina Tan-Leo (the owner of The Link boutique) to style her, too.

Go for it, Ms Low. Do us proud. Dr Woffles Wu

[email protected]

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PLASTIC surgeon Woffles Wu has collected so many Chinese art pieces that he could not move around in his house in Thomson without knocking into one of them.

So, two years ago, he decided it was time to set up a museum dedicated to contemporary Chinese art. He named it the Museum of Contemporary Chinese Art in Singapore, or The 'Maosoleum' because of its many Mao-related pieces.

Dr Wu, 49, opened his museum for just one day to the China Society on Saturday. The society, a social club of mostly English-educated professionals, was founded by Dr Lim Boon Keng in 1949. It is dedicated to the study of all things Chinese.
Dr Wu, the producer of the award-winning film Singapore Dreaming, said he decided to set up the museum while 'waiting for a new film script to come along'.
He estimated that at least half of his collection of about 500 pieces is now displayed in the 12,000 sq ft warehouse space in Kaki Bukit Road. He spent nearly two years painstakingly setting up the museum. The art work ranges from paintings and digital media to large, electronically operated installations created by Chinese artists.
Freelance art consultant Ng Ping Ping said: 'I have a lot of respect for Dr Wu. This is a very impressive private collection and it's overwhelming to see a Singaporean so passionate about art.'
Dr Wu said he started collecting contemporary Chinese art as a 12-year-old when his mother joined the China Club in Hong Kong. It was at the club that he saw his first contemporary Chinese art piece, which sparked his love for the art.
He is more fascinated with contemporary Chinese art than Western art because he feels that the latter is 'a little jaded, with no story to tell because its culture is well-formed'. He declined to say how much he has spent on his collection but said the museum cost him more than $100,000 to set up.
He previously approached the Singapore Art Museum to donate some paintings but decided later to have his own museum as he wanted to have better control over the selection and preservation of the paintings.
He is uncertain if he will open the gallery to the public as he will then need to hire staff to maintain the space. Schools and organisations interested in seeing the museum may, however, contact him at his website: www.woffleswu.com
 

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woof, woof..and an apt name for a local pariah cannie...woof ! woof!...he got lolex or not?
 

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I think the way Ms Low speaks is adorable. She really 'shouts me'. It is Singlish of the highest order and I lurve it.
Yes, we can make fun of Singlish for its peculiar pronunciation and queer sentence structure but it is our own self-evolved lingua franca.
The Speak Good English Movement chairman Goh Eck Keng is right. When we laugh at Ms Low, we are laughing at half of Singapore (maybe more).
I used to lament that we had no sense of language identity. Travelling around Asia, I have observed that every country has its unifying patois. The Thais speak Thai, Malaysians speak Malay tinged with English pronouns, the Indonesians have Bahasa and Filipinos have Tagalog.
We had nothing until Singlish came along.
Let's rejoice. Just as the Chinese have Chingrish and the Japanese have Japlish, we can take great pride in having our own Singlish.
And like any other language, it will evolve. You cannot stop it because this is the language of comfort and convenience.
We feel good when we hear it. It is warm, witty, humorous and musical. And it has such wonderful words.
Just the other day, I heard a Singapore Airlines stewardess say: 'Thankchew for frying with Sinkapor Allies, a member of Style Lions.'
What on earth was that? I had to think for a few seconds before connecting the dots. 'Style Lions' is 'Star Alliance'. But what a great name - Style Lions!
As for Ms Low, she is just gorgeous and 'Boomz', whether or not she wears a 'piss of rad bigini' or 'duck gins with leopard and zibbra preens'.
If she needs a dress that 'shouts' her for the big occasion, I offer to buy her one and I will get my cousin Tina Tan-Leo (the owner of The Link boutique) to style her, too.

Go for it, Ms Low. Do us proud. Dr Woffles Wu

[email protected]

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For those who douch' know, Dr Wu is so fcuking rich, makes S$15-20million a year, from industry rumours. Of course, he can talk all the cock he likes.

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I can summarize Dr Woffes Wu's article in ONE SENTENCE:

I'm horny for that chick


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I think the way Ms Low speaks is adorable. She really 'shouts me'. It is Singlish of the highest order and I lurve it.
Yes, we can make fun of Singlish for its peculiar pronunciation and queer sentence structure but it is our own self-evolved lingua franca.
The Speak Good English Movement chairman Goh Eck Keng is right. When we laugh at Ms Low, we are laughing at half of Singapore (maybe more).
I used to lament that we had no sense of language identity. Travelling around Asia, I have observed that every country has its unifying patois. The Thais speak Thai, Malaysians speak Malay tinged with English pronouns, the Indonesians have Bahasa and Filipinos have Tagalog.
We had nothing until Singlish came along.
Let's rejoice. Just as the Chinese have Chingrish and the Japanese have Japlish, we can take great pride in having our own Singlish.
And like any other language, it will evolve. You cannot stop it because this is the language of comfort and convenience.
We feel good when we hear it. It is warm, witty, humorous and musical. And it has such wonderful words.
Just the other day, I heard a Singapore Airlines stewardess say: 'Thankchew for frying with Sinkapor Allies, a member of Style Lions.'
What on earth was that? I had to think for a few seconds before connecting the dots. 'Style Lions' is 'Star Alliance'. But what a great name - Style Lions!
As for Ms Low, she is just gorgeous and 'Boomz', whether or not she wears a 'piss of rad bigini' or 'duck gins with leopard and zibbra preens'.
If she needs a dress that 'shouts' her for the big occasion, I offer to buy her one and I will get my cousin Tina Tan-Leo (the owner of The Link boutique) to style her, too.

Go for it, Ms Low. Do us proud. Dr Woffles Wu

[email protected]

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