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Doctor Warns Against Putting Chocolate In Your Vagina

AMELIA WARD in NEWS

Last updated 11 hours ago

In the latest piece of 'don't be an idiot and put random stuff up your vag' news, doctors are warning against putting chocolate inside your lady parts.

I mean, it's kind of obvious isn't it, and, like Alan Partridge, you wouldn't want people to think you're staging some sort of dirty protest - but there are legit health risks associated with what might seem like a romantic addition to your sex life.

Dr Lowth says that using food during sex is fine, but to keep it all external. Credit: Pexels

Speaking to LADbible, experienced GP Dr Mary Lowth, explained that although incorporating food into foreplay is a perfectly acceptable way to get more out of your sex life, you need to be careful.

If you decide to get all romantic and use things like chocolate and strawberries during sex, there are definitely some risks you need to think about.

Dr Lowth said: "The idea that sex and food go together is not odd, when you think about it. Both involve physical pleasure. Both are better when relaxed. Both are, hopefully, a bit of a treat. Both are things you enjoy together in a typical relationship.
"But, even if you put sterile chocolate into a sterile vagina with sterile fingers and have sterile oral sex, bacteria will find that chocolate and grow in it.

"And since none of the aforementioned are sterile, you can imagine. So no strawberries, no chocolate and, especially, no chocolate strawberries. It just isn't worth it."

So basically, if you use chocolate, for the love of god make sure it's not too hot and also make sure you stick to external body parts. Makes sense really, doesn't it.

Credit: Pexels

You might think that it's common sense to not put stuff in your vag, but lately we've had an influx of warnings about putting things in your foof (soz).

Thanks to the hot weather that recently boiled the UK, and most of Europe, doctors were forced to warn people of the dangers of putting ice lollies in their vaginas to cool themselves down.

And then we also had a gynaecologist who took to Twitter to advise against putting cloves of garlic up there too.

In case you're wondering why such a warning would ever be necessary, basically there is a bit of an old wives' tale that suggests the popular cooking ingredient can be used to treat vaginal yeast infections.

But according to Dr Jennifer Gunter, there have been no studies to suggest garlic has any anti-fungal properties beyond the confines of Petri dish.

In fact, she warns that the vagina could serve as the ideal environment for the growth of dangerous botulism bacteria and that all the other potential kinds of bacteria could also make it worse, explaining it could in fact worsen an 'inflamed yeasty vagina'.

Yum.

Featured Image Credit: Pixabay/Pexels

 

[Cottonmouth]

@ginfreely stop playing with food, you fucking cheebye!

 

[AhMeng]

An Approved List of Things That Can Go Into Your Vagina

by Anabelle Bernard Fournier

Jun 14, 2019 at 12:21 pm EDT

Image: Getty Images/Design: Ashley Britton/SheKnows

Remember that scene in Broad City when Ilana sees police officers in the subway station, so she stashes her weed in her vagina? She dubs it “nature’s pocket” and it turns out she’s not the only one using this pocket in unexpected ways.

People with vaginas have attempted to smuggle or hide loaded pistols, Rolex watches, marijuana pipes, crack, lighters, money, cellphones, cigarettes, makeup, fireworks (yes, really), alcohol and a host of other drugs and stolen items in their hoo-has. Of course, few people would actually consider inserting things like loaded guns and fireworks inside their vaginas. But sometimes, in an attempt to make things more interesting in the bedroom, some do make questionable decisions about what actually goes in there.

Sure, your vagina can stretch and accommodate quite a few things, but being able to do it doesn’t mean you should. Putting the wrong thing in can result in a host of health issues, from major injuries and tears in your vaginal canal to infections and irritation… not to speak of the embarrassment at your OB-GYN’s office.
Turns out, the list of approved things to put in your vagina is short, classic and easy to remember. Let’s have a look.

1. A penis

Penises are meant to go inside vaginas. That’s why they’re No. 1 on our list. But remember to put a condom on it to avoid STIs and unwanted pregnancies. A note: Flavored condoms should only be used for oral sex, as the flavor chemicals can irritate your vaginal lining.

2. Fingers
Fingers (attached to hands, of course!) also feel pretty good. As long as the person’s nails are trimmed short with sharp corners filed away and kept clean, digits are a good time. You can improve your safer sex practices by wearing latex gloves (easily purchased in drugstores) and adding lube.

3. Lubricants

Speaking of lube, there are still lots of myths about lubricants. Oil-based lubes are actually OK according to Lilly (who goes only by her first time), a sex toy expert and blogger at Dangerous Lilly.

“Synthetic oil-based lubes have been proven to cause vaginal infections in some, but there is much less chance for an interaction when a natural oil is used,” she tells SheKnows. “They shouldn’t be used by anyone relying on latex or polyisoprene condoms for STI and pregnancy protection, though.”

She adds that silicon-based lubricants are actually safe to use and that contrary to popular belief, “many water-based lubes are incompatible with vaginal pH or have irritating ingredients that make some folks more susceptible to vaginal infections and can increase STI transmission.”

4. Sex toys

According to recent statistics, the global adult sex toy market is poised to reach $29 billion by 2020. That’s a lot of sex toys… although not all of them are safe.
Sex toy materials are a complex and wide-ranging topic, but in short, the safest materials are the ones that are considered chemically stable and don’t harbor bacteria and fungi in the pores, Lilly says. This includes silicone, body-safe metal alloys like titanium, aluminum blends, stainless steel, glass and properly sealed ceramic and wood. She has a full guide to sex toy materials and cleaning, too.

There are actually no regulations for sex toy materials, so be wary of claims of “FDA-approved” toys, Lilly notes. Shopping at reputable stores and reading reviews from trustworthy bloggers will help you make good sex toy choices.

5. Food & other objects

According to Dr. Hilda Hutcherson, board-certified OB-GYN and gynecology professor at Columbia University, your main concern when considering items other than penises, fingers and sex toys is using objects with a smooth, nonporous surface, no sharp edges, no irritants and nothing that would degrade a condom.

“You want to make sure that whatever you put in, you can completely take out,” she tells SheKnows. “That’s why most food is a problem: It’s difficult to remove it. Peeled bananas, for example.” Other foods to avoid include spicy foods like chili peppers and spreadables like peanut butter.

If you are into temperature play (using hot or cold objects as part of the sexual experience), avoid putting ice directly into your vagina, as it can stick to your delicate skin. Instead, cover it with a condom to create a barrier. Very hot surfaces can also cause damage because “the [vaginal] lining is very delicate and can easily be burned,” Hutcherson adds.

The safest way to play with your food is to put a condom on it. That way, you avoid risks attached to bacteria, irritation or pH imbalances. As long as the item is big enough to be removed and not easily breakable (like a large cucumber or squash), you should be fine.

 

[Valium]

I think @ginfreely this kind of high Ses hoe would get organic cucumber.