Dilemma...

[red amoeba]

imagine you went toilet...there is no toilet paper....and there is no one in the next cubicle...

you pang sai....and all you have is:

a. your girlfriend's photo

b. a 50 dollar bill....

what you gonna do?

 

[SIFU]

the situation u quoted will never happen to that jamban lee who will locate where the toilet is 1st wherever she go.

next she will do a risk assessment as if whether there is enough toilet paper, flushing system workable, smell endurable before she decides to do it or not.

 

[Watchman]

imagine you went toilet...there is no toilet paper....and there is no one in the next cubicle...

you pang sai....and all you have is:

a. your girlfriend's photo

b. a 50 dollar bill....

what you gonna do?

Imagine bringing idiosyncrasy and waste bandwidth on unimportant issues .

DO you go to work with no money, bus card, MRT card , credit card , IC or driving licence or hell even do leave home without your keys of your home .

Why are Singaporeans preoccupied with stupidity .

 

[red amoeba]

Imagine bringing idiosyncrasy and waste bandwidth on unimportant issues .

DO you go to work with no money, bus card, MRT card , credit card , IC or driving licence or hell even do leave home without your keys of your home .

Why are Singaporeans preoccupied with stupidity .

so u suggesting that you will use either: bus card, MRT card , credit card , IC or driving licence ??

bcos at the end of it - u still dun have toilet paper....

thanks for contributing nothing.

 

[Microsoft]

Use ur underwear 2 wipe...

 

[Glaringly]

I use your girlfriend photo to wipe my ass lah!

Frankly it is just a symbolic gesture, but the photo cost less then 50 cts. No big deal, if you don't tell her.

However, there are other ways not to use these 2 objects. Just do the following.

1. Flush away the shit.
2. Wait for the flushing tank to fill up again.
3. Flush again and use the water to wash your backside lah.
4. Then wash hand or go buy tissue paper to wipe.