Didn't know this Chomp Chomp hokkien mee sucked balls so bad.....

[SOF67]

One ho-hum hodgepodge of thick white (beehoon) cum thin yellow (egg noodles), a smattering of jaundiced sea creatures and exiguous pork belly filaments all writhing in the throes of some irreparably claggy gunk - this bastardized affair ain't anywhere near ready for prime time. Ditto the amateurish trite sambal chilli which screamed bloody wrong on so many levels.

https://www.thefooddossier.com/2021/10/chia-keng-fried-hokkien-prawn-noodle.html

 

[blackmondy]

Why can't sister Claire just write in simple English ?

 

[covertbriar]

Why can't sister Claire just write in simple English ?

Because then you won't be able to get a hard on. :P