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Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find the red dot..Singapore
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered Singapore?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Ah Seng, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
AH Seng: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
Ah Seng: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Ahmed, why do you always get so dirty?

Ahmed: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: Ah Mei , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Ah Mei : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher