LHL: In this global financial crisis, PAP has no solution and urge Singaporeans
to stand together to UPTURN THE DOWNTURN.
LHL: Thus Ministers salary will be briefly deferred until GDP looks better
LSS: Singaporeans must stay cheaper, faster and better to make GDP looks
better (for PAP). So that I can feel wealthy everytime I look at my
bank statement
Kangaroo Court to peasant: You are guilty until proven innocent
Kangaroo Court to Elite : You are always innocent though technically you are
guilty
GKY to Singaporeans: I will not bow to Singaporeans to give them jobs
TCH to Singaporeans: BMT sufferings for Singaporeans recruits will be
extended wef 2010.
BV to Singaporeans : You want 3 meals in Hawker center, Food court or
restaurant by daring to ask for extra $20?
BV to foreigners : We will spend millions of Singaporeans money to help
you integrate
Mrs Goh to Peasants: TT Durai million dollars bonuses are peanut
Ho Jinx to Durain : Your future is secured with me
Duraini to peasant: I did not install golden tap. I want to sue you for
defamation
MPs: GST hike is god's send gift to help the poor & needy people.
LHL: As such I am also announcing my hefty salaries increment and those of
my team, prataman and kangaroo. (practically under my order)
LKY: Singaporeans are getting a good bargain.
Media corp: Singaporeans must donate more because charities need your
help and their funds are dwindling (so are theirs).
President Nathan on recent miserable donations show: I am glad "We are
one".
PAP on TV: We will continue to go after the peasants for more donations.
with more charity shows (while keeping quiet about GST hike
which is generous gift of "god")
Mr Brown: You complained about my Bak Chor Mee?
LHL to Brown: I told you I want Mee Siam Mai Hum!!!
Charles Chong to Singaporean: You are all lesser mortals
Teo Ho Pin to Singaporean: You should be grateful I lost your TC fund
Raymond on transport hike: You want us to increase GST further to give you
free transport?
Raymond on COE: We will issue more COE for new cars owner.
Raymond bemoaning in his car: Nobody wants to take my public transport,
everyone wants car and I can't understand
why.
LBH: I make no wrong, why should I apologise (silently plotting to earn credit
from the first silver olympic medal) since it is my first month in STTA,
WSM to Singaporeans : You are all cracked pot, get out of my
uncaring elitist face
WSK to Singapaorans : My daughter is basically right about what she said.
GCT to today paper: Singaporeans are quite unique and easily adaptable
even when they don't like PAP.
What will be the outcome in the coming election?
LHL: Singaporeans are not rational, I am announcing a cooling down day just
before they go to ballot booth.
Singaporeans: This is not fair, PAP msm's mouth piece will not cool down on
the day prior to voting.
Liu Tuck Yew: Singapore reporters are fair and objective. Don't worry!
Shamugan: Singapore is a fair city, not a country. Our democracy is
different from western style
.
Ho Peng Kee: Only PAP can protest, other people cannot be granted such
priviledge license.
MBT to Singaporeans: We have enough flats but you are choosy!
HDee B report: : We loss billions because we did not built enough flats
MBT on HDB price: Foreigners did not cause the price to surge.
Survey dept : Foreigners make up one third of Singapore 5mil populations
Yacout: Singaporeans are to blame for rojack incident
Bukit Timah flood is a freak event - once in 50 years
so it is difficult to predict our small country exact flooding area
but we can help indonesia sumatra and their thousands of island
in controlling forest fire and
we can also help the world in cutting down toxic emission.
LKY: Mas Selmat escape is Singaporeans' fault and complacency
WKS: My elite team finally caught him (or at least send intelligent signal to
help our neighbour catch him) after MONTHS of search knowing he is
limping and still quite capable of swimming under our nose.
Jinx: Me and my elite teams took years to finally find Charles Goodyear
because he is capable and will bring Temasick to new height.
Jinx: He has to leave after 3 months due to strategic differences. So I am
back!!
LSS to Ho Jinx: Here is your labour day golden award which you deserved
for losing more money than any Singaporeans who worked
their life away.
LHH: It is best not to know how we spend money because it gets you
nowhere (referring to Temasick and practically saying: what can
you do?)
Sharman : The process of the above is not important, you must trust us
(the higher mortal even prata man also trusted me by obediently
unlocking Singaporeans fund as soon as I wanted it)
NCMP to parilaments: I thought we should avoid all the above and promised
in our pledge to stay together, more transparent,
accountable and help each other in time like this?
LKY: Well....our pledge to stay together is...ehem..just an aspirations
because we are not yet a nation. By saying that in parliament you are
grounded!! So shut up and sit down or meet me in court where my
kangaroo will deal with you like what we did to CSJ & CSC
LHL to LKY: But father, I told them they can say what they want to say durng my national day rally speech.
LKY to LHL: Son without me you won't even be here. I am still in control remember otherwise these stooges
won't have nice buildings, just look around you.
Netizens *fainted*
to stand together to UPTURN THE DOWNTURN.
LHL: Thus Ministers salary will be briefly deferred until GDP looks better
LSS: Singaporeans must stay cheaper, faster and better to make GDP looks
better (for PAP). So that I can feel wealthy everytime I look at my
bank statement
Kangaroo Court to peasant: You are guilty until proven innocent
Kangaroo Court to Elite : You are always innocent though technically you are
guilty
GKY to Singaporeans: I will not bow to Singaporeans to give them jobs
TCH to Singaporeans: BMT sufferings for Singaporeans recruits will be
extended wef 2010.
BV to Singaporeans : You want 3 meals in Hawker center, Food court or
restaurant by daring to ask for extra $20?
BV to foreigners : We will spend millions of Singaporeans money to help
you integrate
Mrs Goh to Peasants: TT Durai million dollars bonuses are peanut
Ho Jinx to Durain : Your future is secured with me
Duraini to peasant: I did not install golden tap. I want to sue you for
defamation
MPs: GST hike is god's send gift to help the poor & needy people.
LHL: As such I am also announcing my hefty salaries increment and those of
my team, prataman and kangaroo. (practically under my order)
LKY: Singaporeans are getting a good bargain.
Media corp: Singaporeans must donate more because charities need your
help and their funds are dwindling (so are theirs).
President Nathan on recent miserable donations show: I am glad "We are
one".
PAP on TV: We will continue to go after the peasants for more donations.
with more charity shows (while keeping quiet about GST hike
which is generous gift of "god")
Mr Brown: You complained about my Bak Chor Mee?
LHL to Brown: I told you I want Mee Siam Mai Hum!!!
Charles Chong to Singaporean: You are all lesser mortals
Teo Ho Pin to Singaporean: You should be grateful I lost your TC fund
Raymond on transport hike: You want us to increase GST further to give you
free transport?
Raymond on COE: We will issue more COE for new cars owner.
Raymond bemoaning in his car: Nobody wants to take my public transport,
everyone wants car and I can't understand
why.
LBH: I make no wrong, why should I apologise (silently plotting to earn credit
from the first silver olympic medal) since it is my first month in STTA,
WSM to Singaporeans : You are all cracked pot, get out of my
uncaring elitist face
WSK to Singapaorans : My daughter is basically right about what she said.
GCT to today paper: Singaporeans are quite unique and easily adaptable
even when they don't like PAP.
What will be the outcome in the coming election?
LHL: Singaporeans are not rational, I am announcing a cooling down day just
before they go to ballot booth.
Singaporeans: This is not fair, PAP msm's mouth piece will not cool down on
the day prior to voting.
Liu Tuck Yew: Singapore reporters are fair and objective. Don't worry!
Shamugan: Singapore is a fair city, not a country. Our democracy is
different from western style
.
Ho Peng Kee: Only PAP can protest, other people cannot be granted such
priviledge license.
MBT to Singaporeans: We have enough flats but you are choosy!
HDee B report: : We loss billions because we did not built enough flats
MBT on HDB price: Foreigners did not cause the price to surge.
Survey dept : Foreigners make up one third of Singapore 5mil populations
Yacout: Singaporeans are to blame for rojack incident
Bukit Timah flood is a freak event - once in 50 years
so it is difficult to predict our small country exact flooding area
but we can help indonesia sumatra and their thousands of island
in controlling forest fire and
we can also help the world in cutting down toxic emission.
LKY: Mas Selmat escape is Singaporeans' fault and complacency
WKS: My elite team finally caught him (or at least send intelligent signal to
help our neighbour catch him) after MONTHS of search knowing he is
limping and still quite capable of swimming under our nose.
Jinx: Me and my elite teams took years to finally find Charles Goodyear
because he is capable and will bring Temasick to new height.
Jinx: He has to leave after 3 months due to strategic differences. So I am
back!!
LSS to Ho Jinx: Here is your labour day golden award which you deserved
for losing more money than any Singaporeans who worked
their life away.
LHH: It is best not to know how we spend money because it gets you
nowhere (referring to Temasick and practically saying: what can
you do?)
Sharman : The process of the above is not important, you must trust us
(the higher mortal even prata man also trusted me by obediently
unlocking Singaporeans fund as soon as I wanted it)
NCMP to parilaments: I thought we should avoid all the above and promised
in our pledge to stay together, more transparent,
accountable and help each other in time like this?
LKY: Well....our pledge to stay together is...ehem..just an aspirations
because we are not yet a nation. By saying that in parliament you are
grounded!! So shut up and sit down or meet me in court where my
kangaroo will deal with you like what we did to CSJ & CSC
LHL to LKY: But father, I told them they can say what they want to say durng my national day rally speech.
LKY to LHL: Son without me you won't even be here. I am still in control remember otherwise these stooges
won't have nice buildings, just look around you.
Netizens *fainted*
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