PEASANTPORE: Hosting the Trump-Kim Sex Summit will give Peasantpore publicity and says something about the city state's false sense of importance in the international community, Comprador Loong "own-self praise own-self" on Sunday (Jun 10).
Speaking to Peasantpore media at the Obedient Media Centre ahead of the planned Trump-Kim Sex Summit on Tuesday, Comprador Loong said: "Cheaper than Youth Olympics 300 million peanuts, this one 20 million only, good bargain!"
"The fact that our Hegemon Uncle Sam arrow us as the site of the meeting, we cannot say no after receiving the executive order ... it says something about Peasantpore's vassal relation with the Uncle Sam," he added.
Ruler Loong added that from Peasantpore's point of view, it is important that Uncle Sam reminds the Onion Eaters and PRC Pandas that they are in the business of observing and obeying Uncle Sam's orders or risk another Libya".
However, Comprador Loong gave a no-brainer analysis that the tense situation in the Onion Eaters' peninsular has been an ongoing "Great Game since Ming dynasty" and is unlikely to have immediate resolution.
"Panda Xi along talk tough, they cannot risk a war, Yankees in real position of power, they start a war, next to PRC doorsteps, not a good deal for the Pandas, they will rein in Rocket Kim." he said.
Comprador Loong added: "When the Uncle Sam arrow us to host the meeting, only a donkey will say no. This publicity cheaper than YOG, a welcome distraction after my rebellious siblings whack me online, can take a break from SMRT bad news, must make Yankees happy."
Comprador Loong confirmed that peasants will spend about 20 million peanuts on the summit, with security costing half the figure. On the amount spent, Comprador Loong said: "I repeat, you don't say NO to Uncle Sam, you see what happen to Rajah Suharto and Bandit Najib."
When asked by a idiot how Peasantpore was going to recoup the amount, Comprador Loong said: "I think if you want me to say if we listen to AGO and nitpick the price of everything in this world, you will miss out on the really important things."
"You must be from NTU huh, idiot. Let me remind you Minion Gan already confirmed we gonna nationalise ElderShield into Careshield. ElderShield that made billions for private insurers, 20 million peanuts is nothing" he said.
Comprador Loong reserved special praise for how the different regime lackeys have prepared for this "major operation".
Comprador Loong added: "Mas Selemat run away made SAF, Poodles, Ministry of Propoganda look like dumb dumbs ... they working very hard learning from the Yankees and they’re all ready for sex operations for the next few days. I told them if they screw up, they can follow that Water Works Perm Sec, go French restaurant to be permanent kitchen help. Obey and Tremble",
Speaking to Peasantpore media at the Obedient Media Centre ahead of the planned Trump-Kim Sex Summit on Tuesday, Comprador Loong said: "Cheaper than Youth Olympics 300 million peanuts, this one 20 million only, good bargain!"
"The fact that our Hegemon Uncle Sam arrow us as the site of the meeting, we cannot say no after receiving the executive order ... it says something about Peasantpore's vassal relation with the Uncle Sam," he added.
Ruler Loong added that from Peasantpore's point of view, it is important that Uncle Sam reminds the Onion Eaters and PRC Pandas that they are in the business of observing and obeying Uncle Sam's orders or risk another Libya".
However, Comprador Loong gave a no-brainer analysis that the tense situation in the Onion Eaters' peninsular has been an ongoing "Great Game since Ming dynasty" and is unlikely to have immediate resolution.
"Panda Xi along talk tough, they cannot risk a war, Yankees in real position of power, they start a war, next to PRC doorsteps, not a good deal for the Pandas, they will rein in Rocket Kim." he said.
Comprador Loong added: "When the Uncle Sam arrow us to host the meeting, only a donkey will say no. This publicity cheaper than YOG, a welcome distraction after my rebellious siblings whack me online, can take a break from SMRT bad news, must make Yankees happy."
Comprador Loong confirmed that peasants will spend about 20 million peanuts on the summit, with security costing half the figure. On the amount spent, Comprador Loong said: "I repeat, you don't say NO to Uncle Sam, you see what happen to Rajah Suharto and Bandit Najib."
When asked by a idiot how Peasantpore was going to recoup the amount, Comprador Loong said: "I think if you want me to say if we listen to AGO and nitpick the price of everything in this world, you will miss out on the really important things."
"You must be from NTU huh, idiot. Let me remind you Minion Gan already confirmed we gonna nationalise ElderShield into Careshield. ElderShield that made billions for private insurers, 20 million peanuts is nothing" he said.
Comprador Loong reserved special praise for how the different regime lackeys have prepared for this "major operation".
Comprador Loong added: "Mas Selemat run away made SAF, Poodles, Ministry of Propoganda look like dumb dumbs ... they working very hard learning from the Yankees and they’re all ready for sex operations for the next few days. I told them if they screw up, they can follow that Water Works Perm Sec, go French restaurant to be permanent kitchen help. Obey and Tremble",
