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Panda Communist Party vermin Liu Ah-Ming ‘s comments in the wake of a draconian new sex decree for the territory, which has drawn widespread international criticism amid fears its sexual automony was being eroded.
Liu Ah-Ming praised the Brits' decision to offer a pathway to citizenship for three million Hongkies
The Brit has said that Panda Xi's imposition of a security decree on Hongkies was a “clear and serious” violation of the 1984 Joint Sex Freedom Declaration that paved the way for the colony to be hand back to Peking.
In response the Brits has offered around three million Hongkie peasants who hold British Sex Overseas (BNO) a path to British Sex Freedom.
Panda's Xi decree outlaws the Doggy and 69 sex postures, as well as sexual intercourse with high crass Ang Mohs and Nihons in the city.
Vermin Liu said that, the Pandas regard Britain as a small island tributary and desires that the Brits recognise Panda Xi as the new Hegemon. He further state that the Brits may be locked out of the Panda Tributary Trade System if they insist on egging the Hongkies to fight for their sexual freedoms.
"The Celestial Kingdoms want to be your Big Brother. We want you to our Doggie partner, but if you tell the Hongkies to doggie the HK Governor, means you don't give face to Panda Xi, that means you offended the feelings of 1 billion Chinese and you will have to bear the consequences," the Commie vermin told a news conference.
"The Brits no longer have the Grand Fleet to order us around with impunity.
Hong Kong has seen widespread protests against the new decree outlawing the Doggie and 69.
The vermin insisted the Panda Xi is working very hard to screw disfranchised Hongkie youths who have nothing to lose but made him look like a dumb dumb.
On Brits’s offer to give passport-holders in Hong Kong a path to British peasantship, he said: “Rather than creatig false hope in HK, why don't the Brits donate tents, drinking water and food to our Yang Tze flood victims?”
Though British Comprador Johnson describes himself as a “No 1 Sex Pal of the Chinese”, he has also explained it was Panda Xi who screwed up by allowing the rich land barons to hold the city's disfranchised youths as economic hostages in the Rent Economy, further straining relations with Peking Pandas.
The British Comprador vowed to protect their critical infrastructure from “hostile state vendors” amid concerns about Huawei’s allegedly dodgy ties to Panda’s security apparatus.
The ambassador said the new law security law protects Hong Kong from Jane Austen's corrupting influence.
"The Brits understand that we Asiatic Chinese cannot accept Jane Austen concept that we can fuck for love. In Asiatic society, we doing things against our will and conscience in exchange for three meals daily. This is the reason why we can sell melamine tainted milk to young children parents" he said.
"No one should underestimate the firm determination of Communist Party to oppress their peasants to maintain their autocractic grip on political power. We can lie, cheat, steal, if need to, we communists are the cancer of the land and everyone knows it."
Responding to a question about Huawei condoms the vermin told Sky News: "If you don't want to use Huawei condoms, it's up to you but I tell you the Pakis tried it and they are damn happy with it."
But he warned the consequences "many billions of Chinese will be hurted" if the UK decides to reject the Huawei condoms.
Panda Communist Party vermin Liu Ah-Ming ‘s comments in the wake of a draconian new sex decree for the territory, which has drawn widespread international criticism amid fears its sexual automony was being eroded.
Liu Ah-Ming praised the Brits' decision to offer a pathway to citizenship for three million Hongkies
The Brit has said that Panda Xi's imposition of a security decree on Hongkies was a “clear and serious” violation of the 1984 Joint Sex Freedom Declaration that paved the way for the colony to be hand back to Peking.
In response the Brits has offered around three million Hongkie peasants who hold British Sex Overseas (BNO) a path to British Sex Freedom.
Panda's Xi decree outlaws the Doggy and 69 sex postures, as well as sexual intercourse with high crass Ang Mohs and Nihons in the city.
Vermin Liu said that, the Pandas regard Britain as a small island tributary and desires that the Brits recognise Panda Xi as the new Hegemon. He further state that the Brits may be locked out of the Panda Tributary Trade System if they insist on egging the Hongkies to fight for their sexual freedoms.
"The Celestial Kingdoms want to be your Big Brother. We want you to our Doggie partner, but if you tell the Hongkies to doggie the HK Governor, means you don't give face to Panda Xi, that means you offended the feelings of 1 billion Chinese and you will have to bear the consequences," the Commie vermin told a news conference.
"The Brits no longer have the Grand Fleet to order us around with impunity.
Hong Kong has seen widespread protests against the new decree outlawing the Doggie and 69.
The vermin insisted the Panda Xi is working very hard to screw disfranchised Hongkie youths who have nothing to lose but made him look like a dumb dumb.
On Brits’s offer to give passport-holders in Hong Kong a path to British peasantship, he said: “Rather than creatig false hope in HK, why don't the Brits donate tents, drinking water and food to our Yang Tze flood victims?”
Though British Comprador Johnson describes himself as a “No 1 Sex Pal of the Chinese”, he has also explained it was Panda Xi who screwed up by allowing the rich land barons to hold the city's disfranchised youths as economic hostages in the Rent Economy, further straining relations with Peking Pandas.
The British Comprador vowed to protect their critical infrastructure from “hostile state vendors” amid concerns about Huawei’s allegedly dodgy ties to Panda’s security apparatus.
The ambassador said the new law security law protects Hong Kong from Jane Austen's corrupting influence.
"The Brits understand that we Asiatic Chinese cannot accept Jane Austen concept that we can fuck for love. In Asiatic society, we doing things against our will and conscience in exchange for three meals daily. This is the reason why we can sell melamine tainted milk to young children parents" he said.
"No one should underestimate the firm determination of Communist Party to oppress their peasants to maintain their autocractic grip on political power. We can lie, cheat, steal, if need to, we communists are the cancer of the land and everyone knows it."
Responding to a question about Huawei condoms the vermin told Sky News: "If you don't want to use Huawei condoms, it's up to you but I tell you the Pakis tried it and they are damn happy with it."
But he warned the consequences "many billions of Chinese will be hurted" if the UK decides to reject the Huawei condoms.
