Chinese Scholar: Tua Neh = High IQ. No Wonder Ho Jinx So Stoopid!

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Posted on 11 Nov 2009
Does drinking coffee lead to smaller breasts and lower IQ?

Large breasts mean a higher IQ in women and drinking coffee shrinks breasts, according to recent reports. Therefore, STOMPer Chinese Scholar concludes: Coffee makes women flat-chested and dumber to boot.

The STOMPer explains the lead-up to his revelation:

"Photo 1: The local Chinese press, Xin Ming Ri Bao, published a report on Nov 10 that "large breasts mean better IQ". The report went on to say that researchers in Chicago made a survey of 1,200 women and those with larger breasts have a higher "zhi shang" (IQ).

"The writer, Yap Wei Qiang was trying to debunk the belief that "large breasts mean small brains".

"Photo 2: Does coffee consumption affect breast size and intelligence? The website www.sundayjournal.ie carries a report that " drinking three cups of coffee a day shrinks women's breasts".

"The Daily Mail also reported that there is a "clear link between drinking coffee and smaller breasts".

"This was the conclusion Dr Helena Jernstrom and her colleagues from Lund University and Malmo University in Sweden arrived at after research on 269 Swedish volunteers of average age 29.

"So does drinking coffee lead to smaller breasts and hence a lower IQ?"




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[SamuelStalin]

So women who have large breasts due to artificial implants have a great deal of artificial intelligence?

 

[Papsmearer]

I dun think so. My wife was a D cup when I first met her in pre-u. She is a uni grad, so she can't be that dumb.

 

[boundThunter]

One thing I knew is, naturally endowed big-breasted women are kinder and less petty.
Imagined Dolly Parton playing the villainous Cruella de Vil. It is just impossible, right ?

 

[vamjok]

that's funny. i drink almost 5 cups a day and i seems to be growing boobs as the days goes by

 

[redlightmeansgo]

I would take what this Chinese dickhead of a scholar says with less than a pinch of salt.

There have been so many of these quack theories about women and their body parts floating around.

Heard of the one that says you can tell the thickness of a woman's labia by just looking at her lips?

Then there is this one about breasts; it is supposedly backed by Darwin's theory of evolution. Women with big breasts tend to be more flirtatious and unfaithful. The breasts in many ways have come to symbolise fertility and motherhood, so the larger the breasts, the greater the woman's propensity to procreate, breed and provide nourishment for the child. On the woman's end, she will want to ensure that she carries the best seed from the strongest man within the tribe, hence the need to look for the best sperm.

I personally tried to debunk all of these pop theories, but have recently found some truth in the last one: women with huge breasts DO tend to flirt and let their guard down more easily, especially when you have impressed them. Guess they are just looking for the best!