Chia Keng Hokkien Mee @ Chomp Chomp Food Centre kenna whacked 9696

[Johnrambo]

One ho-hum hodgepodge of thick white (beehoon) cum thin yellow (egg noodles), a smattering of jaundiced sea creatures and exiguous pork belly filaments all writhing in the throes of some irreparably claggy gunk - this bastardized affair ain't anywhere near ready for prime time. Ditto the amateurish trite sambal chilli which screamed bloody wrong on so many levels.

Further factor in an asshole server encountered, coupled with nearly 40 minutes spent waiting, it therefore more than suffices to award two fat thumbs down. WAY DOWN.

More at https://www.thefooddossier.com/2021/10/chia-keng-fried-hokkien-prawn-noodle.html​

 

[blackmondy]

There's a strong Claire-ish vibe in the review.

 

[Johnrambo]

Can't disagree LOL, I chio kar peng at the powderful writing

 

[Ralders]

Used to be in amk 631poor business poor hygiene . Old fart father is laulan person.
Now son take over equally laulan. Rather eat lor 29

 

[Johnrambo]

Used to be in amk 631poor business poor hygiene . Old fart father is laulan person.
Now son take over equally laulan. Rather eat lor 29

Swee Guan?

https://www.thefooddossier.com/2019/06/swee-guan-hokkien-mee.html

 

[Ralders]

Swee Guan?

https://www.thefooddossier.com/2019/06/swee-guan-hokkien-mee.html

Yes, or brother east coast lor 29 also not bad.

 

[blackmondy]

Sister Claire should try this stall at Beo Crescent. She will be at a loss for words.....!

 

[syed putra]

One ho-hum hodgepodge of thick white (beehoon) cum thin yellow (egg noodles), a smattering of jaundiced sea creatures and exiguous pork belly filaments all writhing in the throes of some irreparably claggy gunk - this bastardized affair ain't anywhere near ready for prime time. Ditto the amateurish trite sambal chilli which screamed bloody wrong on so many levels.

Further factor in an asshole server encountered, coupled with nearly 40 minutes spent waiting, it therefore more than suffices to award two fat thumbs down. WAY DOWN.

More at https://www.thefooddossier.com/2021/10/chia-keng-fried-hokkien-prawn-noodle.html​

What is that heidious looking black bob? This is one reason why i avoid chinese food.all starchy and unappetizing to look at.

 

[blackmondy]

What is that heidious looking black bob? This is one reason why i avoid chinese food.all starchy and unappetizing to look at.

When a dumb m&d talks, his stupidity goes up a notch.

 

[laksaboy]

There's a strong Claire-ish vibe in the review.

Don't be surprised if she works for or is affiliated with White Group Legacy, including some of her colleagues who love to spam the company's websites here. 'The Food Dossier' happens to be one of those websites.

 

[count dracula]

Faggoty grandpa's cock-loving Laksaboy related to chia keng's clan, hence getting all defensive? Don't tell me that is his grandpa?

 

[blackmondy]

Don't be surprised if she works for or is affiliated with White Group Legacy, including some of her colleagues who love to spam the company's websites here. 'The Food Dossier' happens to be one of those websites.

I'm just amused why someone would use obnoxiously bigs words on a street dish made for the common man.....It makes more sense if she criticized some exotic caribbean cuisine with her ostentatious expression of vocabulary.

 

[MaximiLian]

ze one at whampoa drive iz ze best lah

 

[covertbriar]

Sister Claire should try this stall at Beo Crescent. She will be at a loss for words.....!

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it looks damn good! But is there some hidden catch?

 

[CPTMiller]

Chia is the wet version noodle and Ah Hock is the dry version. Honestly Ah Hock is much better $3 big portion.
The only plus point of Chia is the chilli

 

[blackmondy]

it looks damn good! But is there some hidden catch?

What do you mean by hidden catch ? This is my go-to place when I want this dish. And the chilli padi is a killer. What kind of catch are you expecting from a Hokkien mee ?

 

[covertbriar]

What do you mean by hidden catch ? This is my go-to place when I want this dish. And the chilli padi is a killer. What kind of catch are you expecting from a Hokkien mee ?

you said Claire would be at a loss for words lol, I was thinking she would be shocked by something really bad?

 

[blackmondy]

you said Claire would be at a loss for words lol, I was thinking she would be shocked by something really bad?

You didn't get the joke...

 

[covertbriar]

Hmm not really ....