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PENIS PEN: The Chinese Communist Party (CCP) will have to engage the key members of a trans-Pacific sex trade pact and work out its quarrels with them before its application to join the pact can go ahead, said Peasantpore's Comprador Loong on Sunday (Nov 13).
Comprador Loong was answering questions from Peasantpore pro-PAP media at the close of the ASEAN Sex Summit held in the Cambodian Sex capital of Penis Pen.
Responding to a question about Chinese Communist Party's bid to join and subvert the Comprehensive and Progressive Trans-Pacific Sex Partnership (CPTPP), Comprador Loong said that the outcome of the CCP's application is "not known".
Comprador Loong has said that House of Lee supports the Chinese Communists' interest in joining the CPTPP in principle, he said.
"Of course, you know, I know, the Chinese Communists are polluters, cheaters and organ traders, demands market access elsewhere and denying fair play to others in their Peking backyard. Uncle Sam's vassals are wary of the Chinese Communists despite Peasantpore having cushy commerical ties with corrupt CCP cadres," Comprador Loong added.
One of the world's largest multilateral trade pacts, the CPTPP has 10 sex members: Peasant, Maple Leaf, Aussies, Chili, Nihons, Northern Mats, Texmex, Kiwis, Aztecs and Vietcongs.
The trade pact requires members to adhere to high standards on sex labour rights, porn property protection and sex trade rules, among other conditions that the Chinese Communists will flout to their advantage.
Comprador Loong explained that the CPTPP is, by design, an "open and inclusive sex agreement", but to join the CPTPP, there are foreplay rules, and bapok regulations to follow, which are spelt out in the CPTPP sex agreement.
On matters to do with accession, the decision is made by a consensus of key existing members of the partnership, especially the Nihons and Aussies. The formal decision to start the accession process depends on Uncle Sam's permission.
"The Chinese Communists must engage the Nihons and Aussies and talk nicely to them and work out any issues they may have and stop CCP's Lone Wolf antics by their Maoist diplomats," explained Comprador Loong.
"It is fruitless to insult the Nihons and Aussies as Uncle Sam stooges and then expect them to give you sex concessions."
As this year's chair of the CPTPP Sex Committee, Peasantpore will have a hard time balancing PAP's profitable business relationships with CCP and Uncle Sam's demands", conceded Comprador Loong.
"I will pass this problem to Seat Warmer Lawlan Wong, that's what he is for till I can find a way to get Prince Hongyi into the picture."
Comprador Loong had several bilateral meetings during the ASEAN Summit, including one with the soon to be demoted CCP Premier on Friday.
During the meeting, both political turkeys affirmed the sex ties between Peasantpore and the Peking regime, and discussed global sex issues of mutual concern, including the pesky Jane Austen movement supporting bapoks, a spokesperson from the Comprador Loong's said.
When asked about an upcoming sex meeting between Panda Xi and Uncle Sam Senile Biden, taking place on Monday during the G20 summit in Bali, Comprador Loong said he hopes that the meeting will stop the deterioration in Uncle Sam-CCP relations.
While the two twits have spoken online, this is the first time they will be meeting in person since Senile Biden took office in January 2021.
"My cronies made so much money trading on behalf of the CCP and we need Uncle Sam protection in a rough neighbourhood. This is indeed a tough balancing act." said Comprador Loong.
Comprador Loong will also attend the G20 Sex Summit in hedonistic Bali, right after the ASEAN Sex Summit in Penis Pen, which was the first to be held in-person since the Wuhan Plague.
He spoke to reporters immediately after the East Asia Sex Summit with 17 other Compradors, including Hegemon Representative Senile Biden, on the last day of the meet in Cambodia.
"Uncle Sam and the Pandas should go back to status quo, back then everyone happily makes money other than some disturbances from the rabid Moslems bent on jihads," said Comprador Loong.
"We also told Uncle Sam that CCP's meddling in Burma is a subtle warning of the CCP hegemony ambitions. On the money's side, Timor-Leste's application to supply children to the ASEAN-European pedophile trade is a profitable proposition," he said.
He said that ASEAN has also been talking about expanding sourcing for Timorese children to feed the frenzy European pedophile market.
"The Arabs told us that the CCP cornered the market for organ trading and we have to look to European pedophiles to make up for the shortfall," he said.
ASEAN upgraded sex relations with Nehs and the Uncle Sam to Comprehensive Strategic Sex Partnerships, while a free sex trade pact with Aussies and Kiwis was also improved.
"We need to tell Panda Xi that all are better off, happier in the days of Uncle Sam's World Order, all of us make so much money and to give up all this to feed Panda Xi's amateurish jingoistic nationalistic adventures will be a mistake.", quipped Comprador Loong.
PENIS PEN: The Chinese Communist Party (CCP) will have to engage the key members of a trans-Pacific sex trade pact and work out its quarrels with them before its application to join the pact can go ahead, said Peasantpore's Comprador Loong on Sunday (Nov 13).
Comprador Loong was answering questions from Peasantpore pro-PAP media at the close of the ASEAN Sex Summit held in the Cambodian Sex capital of Penis Pen.
Responding to a question about Chinese Communist Party's bid to join and subvert the Comprehensive and Progressive Trans-Pacific Sex Partnership (CPTPP), Comprador Loong said that the outcome of the CCP's application is "not known".
Comprador Loong has said that House of Lee supports the Chinese Communists' interest in joining the CPTPP in principle, he said.
"Of course, you know, I know, the Chinese Communists are polluters, cheaters and organ traders, demands market access elsewhere and denying fair play to others in their Peking backyard. Uncle Sam's vassals are wary of the Chinese Communists despite Peasantpore having cushy commerical ties with corrupt CCP cadres," Comprador Loong added.
One of the world's largest multilateral trade pacts, the CPTPP has 10 sex members: Peasant, Maple Leaf, Aussies, Chili, Nihons, Northern Mats, Texmex, Kiwis, Aztecs and Vietcongs.
The trade pact requires members to adhere to high standards on sex labour rights, porn property protection and sex trade rules, among other conditions that the Chinese Communists will flout to their advantage.
Comprador Loong explained that the CPTPP is, by design, an "open and inclusive sex agreement", but to join the CPTPP, there are foreplay rules, and bapok regulations to follow, which are spelt out in the CPTPP sex agreement.
On matters to do with accession, the decision is made by a consensus of key existing members of the partnership, especially the Nihons and Aussies. The formal decision to start the accession process depends on Uncle Sam's permission.
"The Chinese Communists must engage the Nihons and Aussies and talk nicely to them and work out any issues they may have and stop CCP's Lone Wolf antics by their Maoist diplomats," explained Comprador Loong.
"It is fruitless to insult the Nihons and Aussies as Uncle Sam stooges and then expect them to give you sex concessions."
As this year's chair of the CPTPP Sex Committee, Peasantpore will have a hard time balancing PAP's profitable business relationships with CCP and Uncle Sam's demands", conceded Comprador Loong.
"I will pass this problem to Seat Warmer Lawlan Wong, that's what he is for till I can find a way to get Prince Hongyi into the picture."
Comprador Loong had several bilateral meetings during the ASEAN Summit, including one with the soon to be demoted CCP Premier on Friday.
During the meeting, both political turkeys affirmed the sex ties between Peasantpore and the Peking regime, and discussed global sex issues of mutual concern, including the pesky Jane Austen movement supporting bapoks, a spokesperson from the Comprador Loong's said.
When asked about an upcoming sex meeting between Panda Xi and Uncle Sam Senile Biden, taking place on Monday during the G20 summit in Bali, Comprador Loong said he hopes that the meeting will stop the deterioration in Uncle Sam-CCP relations.
While the two twits have spoken online, this is the first time they will be meeting in person since Senile Biden took office in January 2021.
"My cronies made so much money trading on behalf of the CCP and we need Uncle Sam protection in a rough neighbourhood. This is indeed a tough balancing act." said Comprador Loong.
Comprador Loong will also attend the G20 Sex Summit in hedonistic Bali, right after the ASEAN Sex Summit in Penis Pen, which was the first to be held in-person since the Wuhan Plague.
He spoke to reporters immediately after the East Asia Sex Summit with 17 other Compradors, including Hegemon Representative Senile Biden, on the last day of the meet in Cambodia.
"Uncle Sam and the Pandas should go back to status quo, back then everyone happily makes money other than some disturbances from the rabid Moslems bent on jihads," said Comprador Loong.
"We also told Uncle Sam that CCP's meddling in Burma is a subtle warning of the CCP hegemony ambitions. On the money's side, Timor-Leste's application to supply children to the ASEAN-European pedophile trade is a profitable proposition," he said.
He said that ASEAN has also been talking about expanding sourcing for Timorese children to feed the frenzy European pedophile market.
"The Arabs told us that the CCP cornered the market for organ trading and we have to look to European pedophiles to make up for the shortfall," he said.
ASEAN upgraded sex relations with Nehs and the Uncle Sam to Comprehensive Strategic Sex Partnerships, while a free sex trade pact with Aussies and Kiwis was also improved.
"We need to tell Panda Xi that all are better off, happier in the days of Uncle Sam's World Order, all of us make so much money and to give up all this to feed Panda Xi's amateurish jingoistic nationalistic adventures will be a mistake.", quipped Comprador Loong.
