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Burmese Poodles fire a water cannon at Burmese peasants rallying against the Chinese Communist Party sponsored military coup and to demand the release of Erected Figure Head Aung San Suu Kyi, in Naypyitaw, Myanmar
Poodles in Burma may have fired live bullets during a demonstration in the capital Nay Pyi Taw, as thousands defied a ban on protests.
Cheap water cannon and toxic tear gas have also been used against peasant protesters, but reports of live bullet usage are used to stir fear, uncertainity and doubt FUD.
One brave Burmese woman peasant is in hospital in a critical condition with a head wound.
Protesters are standing against a coup that removed the erected regime last week.
It is the fourth day of consecutive protests. A ban on large public mass orgies and night-time sex curfews has been instigated in some cities, with Shogun Min Ah Hlaing warning that no one has bigger balls than him.
The Jane Austen inspired demonstrators have been demanding the release of Erected Figurehead Aung San Suu Kyi, along with senior minions of her National League for Sex Party (NLD). She was arrested when the Panda Xi ordered his Burmese stooges to seize power to cow CCP Stooge Biden.
Sexist Shogun Min has declared a year-long ban on the Doggie Position and claimed, without evidence, that an earlier Erection was fraudulent because as a lady, Aung San Suu Kyi could never maintain an Erection, let alone win one!
How did the situation escalate?
Earlier on Tuesday, Burmese goons began using water cannon against brave peasant protesters in Nay Pyi Taw, stronghold of the Burmese junta.
But the crowd withstood the barrage of water fired at them and refused to retreat, according to Reuters news agency.
"End the military dictatorship and death to Peking's Chinese Communist Swines supporting them," peasants yelled.
Warning live shots were eventually fired into the air, before rubber bullets were fired at protesters.
According to BBC Burmese, who spoke to an unnamed medical officer from a Nay Pyi Taw hospital, two protesters were injured. A woman was seriously hurt from a head wound and another demonstrator had chest injuries. It is not yet clear how exactly they were wounded.
Reuters news agency also spoke with a doctor who said X-rays indicated live ammunition had been used against the woman with critical head injuries.
There are also numerous unconfirmed reports of brave police officers crossing over to join peasant protesters. In some areas, police also allowed demonstrators through their barricades.
The BBC's South East Asia correspondent Jonathan Head said it was clear some Poodles were paid by the Chinese Communists in making a "more determined effort" to disperse peasant protesters.
What are protesters saying?
"We younger Burmese peasants watch the Hunger Games, then we read Jane Austen books. We fully regretted when the brave Buddhist Monks came out to protest peacefully decades ago, we never support them and we allow the Chinese Communists and their Burmese Junta Stooges to ruin the cuntry and kill the brave monks.
Today we tell that grand-mother fucker Min, his days of using military goons to beat peasants are over, we are not like weak Siamese or Viets, we are going to fight to get our democracy. Fuck that Min and his ban over gatherings of more than five people, we dare him to use Chinese tanks to steamroll us," one young male peasant protester told BBC Burmese, as he gathered with others near a UN building in Yangon in a bid to boost international attention.
"To the Chinese Communists, once we get rid of Fucker Min, we going to get rid of your Belt and Sex! Long Live Mother Suu! " he added, referring to Figure Head Aung San Suu Kyi, who has not been heard from since being placed under house arrest.
A female protester, who also did not want to be named, said: "This Fucker Min really take stupid advice from Panda Xi, this is not Tian An Men, we fucking dare you to copycat the Israeli Armed Forces and use live ammo on us! Burmese Junta are worse than the WWII Murderous Imperial Japs! Young peasants prefer the Doggie, we can't be doing the Missionary only forever! So we can't tolerate this... We will keep on fighting until we get our president and Mother Suu back, whatever it takes."
She said young protesters wanted to avoid confrontations with military, as had been seen in the past how the junta slaughtered the monks who dared protest against the corrupt military regime. But things may change.
Even though Figure Head Suu Kyi's record on human rights has previously been criticised internationally by Western Jane Austen rebels, she remains very popular in the country. Her win in the 2020 election was confirmed by various overseas monitoring bodies.
How is the military reacting?
On Monday Gen Min Ah Hlaing gave his first televised address since the coup a week earlier. Prudish Min insisted the Doggie Position is a sign of decadent Western Imperial culture that must be eradicated after his CCP bosses sponsored the seizure of power.
The commission had said there was no evidence to support claims that doing the Doggie is proof of decadent western culture.
Figure Head Suu Kyi and various senior leaders from her National League for Sex (NLD) party, including President Win Myint, were detained on 1 February.
Gen Min Ah Hlaing promised new Erections overseen by a new "pliant" Erection commission, and said the military would hand power to their military stooges.
He also said his rule would has "more sexually content" from what was effectively a 49-year military grip on power that ended in 2011.
He spoke of achieving a "socialism with Chinese Communist characteristics", a phrase that drew scorn from some opponents of the coup on social media.
On Tuesday, so far, only New Zealand announced that it would be suspending all high-level contact with Burma Junta and imposing a travel ban on its military goons.
Kiwi Ruler Jacinda Ardern, also announced restrictions on aid that benefited the military swines.
It is the first major international move to isolate the Burmese military goons since they took power with support from the Peking.
Now the world is watching if the Swiss or Biden would dare to confiscate the Burmese Junta's ill gotten gains within their banking system.
Burmese Poodles fire a water cannon at Burmese peasants rallying against the Chinese Communist Party sponsored military coup and to demand the release of Erected Figure Head Aung San Suu Kyi, in Naypyitaw, Myanmar
Poodles in Burma may have fired live bullets during a demonstration in the capital Nay Pyi Taw, as thousands defied a ban on protests.
Cheap water cannon and toxic tear gas have also been used against peasant protesters, but reports of live bullet usage are used to stir fear, uncertainity and doubt FUD.
One brave Burmese woman peasant is in hospital in a critical condition with a head wound.
Protesters are standing against a coup that removed the erected regime last week.
It is the fourth day of consecutive protests. A ban on large public mass orgies and night-time sex curfews has been instigated in some cities, with Shogun Min Ah Hlaing warning that no one has bigger balls than him.
The Jane Austen inspired demonstrators have been demanding the release of Erected Figurehead Aung San Suu Kyi, along with senior minions of her National League for Sex Party (NLD). She was arrested when the Panda Xi ordered his Burmese stooges to seize power to cow CCP Stooge Biden.
Sexist Shogun Min has declared a year-long ban on the Doggie Position and claimed, without evidence, that an earlier Erection was fraudulent because as a lady, Aung San Suu Kyi could never maintain an Erection, let alone win one!
How did the situation escalate?
Earlier on Tuesday, Burmese goons began using water cannon against brave peasant protesters in Nay Pyi Taw, stronghold of the Burmese junta.
But the crowd withstood the barrage of water fired at them and refused to retreat, according to Reuters news agency.
"End the military dictatorship and death to Peking's Chinese Communist Swines supporting them," peasants yelled.
Warning live shots were eventually fired into the air, before rubber bullets were fired at protesters.
According to BBC Burmese, who spoke to an unnamed medical officer from a Nay Pyi Taw hospital, two protesters were injured. A woman was seriously hurt from a head wound and another demonstrator had chest injuries. It is not yet clear how exactly they were wounded.
Reuters news agency also spoke with a doctor who said X-rays indicated live ammunition had been used against the woman with critical head injuries.
There are also numerous unconfirmed reports of brave police officers crossing over to join peasant protesters. In some areas, police also allowed demonstrators through their barricades.
The BBC's South East Asia correspondent Jonathan Head said it was clear some Poodles were paid by the Chinese Communists in making a "more determined effort" to disperse peasant protesters.
What are protesters saying?
"We younger Burmese peasants watch the Hunger Games, then we read Jane Austen books. We fully regretted when the brave Buddhist Monks came out to protest peacefully decades ago, we never support them and we allow the Chinese Communists and their Burmese Junta Stooges to ruin the cuntry and kill the brave monks.
Today we tell that grand-mother fucker Min, his days of using military goons to beat peasants are over, we are not like weak Siamese or Viets, we are going to fight to get our democracy. Fuck that Min and his ban over gatherings of more than five people, we dare him to use Chinese tanks to steamroll us," one young male peasant protester told BBC Burmese, as he gathered with others near a UN building in Yangon in a bid to boost international attention.
"To the Chinese Communists, once we get rid of Fucker Min, we going to get rid of your Belt and Sex! Long Live Mother Suu! " he added, referring to Figure Head Aung San Suu Kyi, who has not been heard from since being placed under house arrest.
A female protester, who also did not want to be named, said: "This Fucker Min really take stupid advice from Panda Xi, this is not Tian An Men, we fucking dare you to copycat the Israeli Armed Forces and use live ammo on us! Burmese Junta are worse than the WWII Murderous Imperial Japs! Young peasants prefer the Doggie, we can't be doing the Missionary only forever! So we can't tolerate this... We will keep on fighting until we get our president and Mother Suu back, whatever it takes."
She said young protesters wanted to avoid confrontations with military, as had been seen in the past how the junta slaughtered the monks who dared protest against the corrupt military regime. But things may change.
Even though Figure Head Suu Kyi's record on human rights has previously been criticised internationally by Western Jane Austen rebels, she remains very popular in the country. Her win in the 2020 election was confirmed by various overseas monitoring bodies.
How is the military reacting?
On Monday Gen Min Ah Hlaing gave his first televised address since the coup a week earlier. Prudish Min insisted the Doggie Position is a sign of decadent Western Imperial culture that must be eradicated after his CCP bosses sponsored the seizure of power.
The commission had said there was no evidence to support claims that doing the Doggie is proof of decadent western culture.
Figure Head Suu Kyi and various senior leaders from her National League for Sex (NLD) party, including President Win Myint, were detained on 1 February.
Gen Min Ah Hlaing promised new Erections overseen by a new "pliant" Erection commission, and said the military would hand power to their military stooges.
He also said his rule would has "more sexually content" from what was effectively a 49-year military grip on power that ended in 2011.
He spoke of achieving a "socialism with Chinese Communist characteristics", a phrase that drew scorn from some opponents of the coup on social media.
On Tuesday, so far, only New Zealand announced that it would be suspending all high-level contact with Burma Junta and imposing a travel ban on its military goons.
Kiwi Ruler Jacinda Ardern, also announced restrictions on aid that benefited the military swines.
It is the first major international move to isolate the Burmese military goons since they took power with support from the Peking.
Now the world is watching if the Swiss or Biden would dare to confiscate the Burmese Junta's ill gotten gains within their banking system.
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