CCB Chao Ah Neh accent

[cooleo]

Was working in my cushy office when suddenly phone rang. Chao Ah neh on the line. Introduced himself and say he is from "mrwo...nst ar....kom" and will like to speak to my HR colleague

CCB! Which lan jiao company hire this chao ah neh to call people? Can't even pronounce his company name properly. Heck i can't even catch his name! :oIo:

So i replied "where did you say you were from?"

Chao Ah neh try to act cute and say "m as in .... o as in..... (rubbish truncated)" It took me some time until i realized he was from MONSTER.com
Oh yeah...now we know why the company is named this way.

Why do companies keep on insisting hiring chao ah nehs to call people?! They can't even let people understand them, let alone let them finish their BS sales talk.

 

[Alamaking]

Why do companies keep on insisting hiring chao ah nehs to call people?! They can't even let people understand them, let alone let them finish their BS sales talk.

Ah nehs are famous for talking cocks with no actions done, thats why call centres are based in India, LOL :p:p:p

 

[Ash007]

Ah nehs are famous for talking cocks with no actions done, thats why call centres are based in India, LOL :p:p:p

Cheaper in India, that is why they are based there, and the perceived image that most AH nehs know how to speak English well. Would you prefer an Ah Tiong to call you up instead?

 

[jw5]

M as in monster, O as in onster, N as in nster, S as in samster, T as in titter, E as in easter, R as in roster.

 

[cooleo]

M as in monster, O as in onster, N as in nster, S as in samster, T as in titter, E as in easter, R as in roster.

That's what the moron did! Haha....i can faintly make out...

M for MICHAEL..... (is Michael the chao ah neh's bf?)

 

[jonlatio]

Get used to it. Already got 400,000 here. Maybe another 400,000 coming soon.
All with the blessings of our govt.

 

[halsey02]

That's what the moron did! Haha....i can faintly make out...

M for MICHAEL..... (is Michael the chao ah neh's bf?)

No lah! deh!...this one deh!, Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah
Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah

 

[scoobyhoo]

Was working in my cushy office when suddenly phone rang. Chao Ah neh on the line. Introduced himself and say he is from "mrwo...nst ar....kom" and will like to speak to my HR colleague

CCB! Which lan jiao company hire this chao ah neh to call people? Can't even pronounce his company name properly. Heck i can't even catch his name! :oIo:

So i replied "where did you say you were from?"

Chao Ah neh try to act cute and say "m as in .... o as in..... (rubbish truncated)" It took me some time until i realized he was from MONSTER.com
Oh yeah...now we know why the company is named this way.

Why do companies keep on insisting hiring chao ah nehs to call people?! They can't even let people understand them, let alone let them finish their BS sales talk.

they called me many times, monster.com is indian company. my reaction just same as you.

 

[jw5]

That's what the moron did! Haha....i can faintly make out...

M for MICHAEL..... (is Michael the chao ah neh's bf?)

Caller: M for Michael.
Cooleo: Who is Michael?
Caller: It's just to show the M in Monster.
Cooleo: Is Michael a monster?
Caller: No! I'm from Monster.
Cooleo: Are you a monster?
Caller: No! No! (while nodding his head furiously) I'm from Monster, and M is for Michael!
Cooleo: Are you Michael?
Caller hangs up in frustration.

 

[Queen Seok Duk]

Why do companies keep on insisting hiring chao ah nehs to call people?!

Because hiding behind the telephones means only your aural sense is exposed to Ah Nehs. You wouldn't want your other vital sense exposed.

 

[Ramseth]

Because hiding behind the telephones means only your aural sense is exposed to Ah Nehs. You wouldn't want your other vital sense exposed.

LOL! You're very bad.

Anyway, I understand the peculiar Indian/Bangla smell is not sweat alone (everybody smells bad when sweaty). They use a concoction of body lotion to repel tigers (just like mosquito repellant). However, through the centuries, they got used to it and kept using it whether there're tigers around or not. Non Indian/Bangla would find that smell very repulsive.

 

[wuqi256]

This one really tickled me, funny.

 

[cooleo]

LOL! You're very bad.

Anyway, I understand the peculiar Indian/Bangla smell is not sweat alone (everybody smells bad when sweaty). They use a concoction of body lotion to repel tigers (just like mosquito repellant). However, through the centuries, they got used to it and kept using it whether there're tigers around or not. Non Indian/Bangla would find that smell very repulsive.

It's nice to know that a lack of brains will make u do stuff like that. That probably explains why they are always the first bunch to screw up things!

 

[molly]

Sooner or later, Sinkie Chinese will have a life long sworn enemy in Sinkie. the nehs

 

[halsey02]

they called me many times, monster.com is indian company. my reaction just same as you.

Just tell him, "thambi, por"...he will hang up!...M for muthusonofagun!!

 

[Baimi]

paey sa dey, nandri

 

[manokie]

Ah nehs are famous for talking cocks with no actions done, thats why call centres are based in India, LOL :p:p:p

so true

just look at their recent news on their $35 tablet

 

[aangsc]

They do have their fair share of talents, like making roti prata , appam, and tossai ...yummy! Also master of deception....look like working but actually the mind is somewhere else. Similiar to chinese talents in taichi ;pushing blame and pulling credit !

 

[streetsmart73]

Ah nehs are famous for talking cocks with no actions done, thats why call centres are based in India, LOL :p:p:p

hi there


1. honest, i do have similar encounters via the phone or mobile.
2. crap to the kelings!
3. the other thing is pinoy gals doing the raw callings.
4. speaking like having some marbles in their mouths or what.
5. it literally took me a minute or so trying to comprehend what was in her mouth man!

 

[saratogas]

Wat to do... They are cheap.