breast milk and breast feeding

[halsey02]

urm how do you harvest pussy juice?

With a feather...you stroke slowly, slowly, slowly...you hear the huge sighs!...the rest I cant describe here, "family orientated" forum...the words I am _____________!! you get the juices!

 

[LeMans2011]

Alamaking's wife just gave birth to a pair of twin named Erection and Raiders. Raiders felt jealous that Erection is always enjoying the bigger tits of the mother. One day, he came up with a plan to poison Erection so that he could have sole monopoly of their mother's milk. That night, when the mother was sleeping, Raiders rubbed some poison on the breast that Erection is always feeding on.
Question: Who died the next morning?

The default answer is Alamaking died. But the modern version: BusNo64 from next door.

 

[zhihau]

Though I know this will somehow be turned into a joke.

at least my tribute is recognised, it's heartening enough

 

[Raiders]

You must have been stealing the baby's milk.

Try again brother. I'll reveal the answer soon

 

[Raiders]

The default answer is Alamaking died. But the modern version: BusNo64 from next door.

Haha. Thanks for the modern version

 

[salmon]

No! I have drank it off neat from a bovine mammary, trust me......everything came out of the stomach...so I guessed that is what the milk the baby is drinking, but babies have no sense of taste yet... they only know how to satisfy their hunger..

But, if the neh neh pok, is not clean you suckle...you get the same taste as the bovine mammary...YUCKS!

u suckled a cow? eek!

 

[sta1100]

Alamaking's wife just gave birth to a pair of twin named Erection and Raiders. Raiders felt jealous that Erection is always enjoying the bigger tits of the mother. One day, he came up with a plan to poison Erection so that he could have sole monopoly of their mother's milk. That night, when the mother was sleeping, Raiders rubbed some poison on the breast that Erection is always feeding on.


Question: Who died the next morning?

The husband

 

[GagakHitam]

Unless you are a baby, you have no idea of what taste is like yet...you won't want to drink that milk neat, trust me!, all your char kway teow you had for lunch will be thrown out...

I drank before, taste sweet. not nice

 

[halsey02]

u suckled a cow? eek!

Of course not silly!, press the teats to get milk!!, the other 'cow' I suckled often, it is called erotic lactation!

 

[zhihau]

Of course not silly!, press the teats to get milk!!, the other 'cow' I suckled often, it is called erotic lactation!

oh gosh... breast feeding for the baby ah, bro! it's a very noble act :p:p:p

then me think about the fresh milk we get, be it from cows or goats, are we imposing on the fellow mammals a tad too much?

 

[Fook Seng]

Try again brother. I'll reveal the answer soon

Looks like LeMans got it. It is AK.

 

[yinyang]

Raiders rubbed some poison on the breast that Erection is always feeding on.
Question: Who died the next morning?

Nobody died, but erection2011 couldn't suppress his hard-on. Possible anti-dote: tit fxxk

 

[8868]

I drank before, taste sweet. not nice

I've tasted breast milk......... its salty

 

[zhihau]

I've tasted breast milk......... its salty

uncle, it depends on the mother's diet if me is not mistaken :o:o:o

 

[theblackhole]

Thank you zhihau for the tribute.
Though I know this will somehow be turned into a joke.

Yes the TS started with good intention.As usual, the thread will be turned into a funny session.

Wives breast feeding their hubbies is quite good too!!! That's why I like this forum. Anything goes with
so much clean fun. You have so many different brains here with different ideas. It's a fertile ground for
intelligent and brilliant people to put forward their thoughts. Thank you Mr Sam for having this wonderful forum.
It will never die this forum. That Kopiuncle is quite wrong but I think he is enjoying himself here - quite obviously.

 

[Balls2U]

"Come to Mama....!"

 

[roadrunner]

urm how do you harvest pussy juice?

Paging fro Bro GoldenDragon, Bro GoldenDragon, pls come to SBF reception, your expertise is needed.

 

[roadrunner]

Wait my wife say want to experimen use vacuum cleaner to harvest my sperms how?

nothing ventured, nothing gained.. just make sure it's one of those wet vacuum cleaners that can take liquids, or else you might get one hell of a Shock & super tight Afro pubes that would make the Jackson Fives proud!

 

[halsey02]

nothing ventured, nothing gained.. just make sure it's one of those wet vacuum cleaners that can take liquids, or else you might get one hell of a Shock & super tight Afro pubes that would make the Jackson Fives proud!

What if the vacum cleaner tube get stuck in the , you know what, how to explain to the "be bo be bo" lady? and then the A&E people, have to bring the tube & vacum cleaner along!...can use WD40 or KY??

 

[halsey02]

"Come to Mama....!"

I am sure some of his constituents are sucking on it, often!..and LOVING IT!