Bored Weekends? Visit MLM, Land Bank & Timeshare booths

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If you are bored during a weekend bring along a friend and visit any of the following exhibit booths. Don't do this if you have been ripped of before, you might just loose it

Watch someone talking thru his arse and it might even be a lady. Ask all the silly questions that you can think and believe me, there will be an answer. Also ask the following
  1. Is the principal guaranteed
  2. Is this endorsed by CASE
  3. Do I need to inform the tax authority
  4. Can I buy it under my wife's name
  5. Got free gift

For Landbank ask the following as well

  1. Can you help me buy cow and sheep for my land as I do not want to build a house
  2. Do you have any land with a pond in it.
  3. Can I hunt pheasants on my land.

Remember, straight face, don't laugh and then say you will have to ask your wife's permission before leaving.
 
Maybe you can pick up a luxury car too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czf1yupWj3o

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If bored, also can go for those Work & Study Trainee Executive Program seminars.

I bet you it will talk about Hospitality Industry, Food & Beverage Industry and Gaming Industry.

Ask questions like:

1. What kind of job interviews are arranged after pass the course and if not suitable, got course refund or not. Guarantee got jobs, but what jobs?

If still bored, can go for those sure-win Options Trading seminars.

Ask questions like:

1. If market trade up, down or horizontal still can make a killing, why don't the trainer quarantee the trade. Don't mind sharing 50-50 with the trainer any winnings. Sure-win right?
 
Maybe you can pick up a luxury car too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czf1yupWj3o

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The one who posted this vid has this to say abt the vid...

mlmgod: Back online, due to popular demand...
Video categorized as comedy because it's really quite funny.
 
bro scroobal
Where are these places? I can hardly wait to go. :)
 
Mariott Resorts gives S$200 Taka voucher free for attending their presentation, no strings attached. It is time-share, but high class time-share, they claim. After the presentation, you can come down to Taka to blow the money away after that. So, if you are bored, can attend it. Very professional.
 
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