ASEAN begging Uncle Sam to balk Commie PRC
Reported by CNA, Mouthpiece of the regime.
NEW YORK : Peasantpore's Minion for Vassal Affairs and Minion for Kangaroo Law 山木庚 attended the Informal ASEAN Ministerial Meeting (IAMM) in New York on Thursday.
A statement by Peasantpore's Ministry of Vassal (MFA) said that during the meeting, south east Asiatic states' minions were engaged in frank discussions on supporting Pax America rather than kowtow Commie PRC. Painful memories of having to send tribute the the Imperial Ming regime spooked many present south east asian despots.
To improve its reputation among the Ang Mohs, the basketcase Asean claimed the minions welcomed the draft ASEAN Peasant Rights Declaration submitted by the jiat leow bee ASEAN Intergovernmental Commission on Human Rights (AICHR). This is a pure wayang as south east asian states are among the worst human rights violators.
Example:
North Matland infamous for the misdeeds of its 13 Sultans who gatecrash parties, maimed, kill, thrash or rape peasants who offended them. In addition, Matland was in the news when an opposition aide was found dead after police 'questioning'. Opposition members are usually declared sodomites and packed to jail for fun.
Vietnam - Has since cleaned up its act and gave up claims of becoming the Bismarck of the East. It was responsible for cultivating the Khmer Rouge and disposing them when the latter bite the hand that fed it. Viet peasants are still living in a commie despotic regime, unable to vote for their leaders and endemic corruption is part and parcel of life. Top exports include KTV hostesses, pickpockets and wife beaters.
Laos-Cambodian both sold their souls and become full pledged vassals of Commie PRC. They are used as proxies for Commie PRC to sow discord and create wayang whenever Commie PRC 'tulan' with south east asian states. Both murderous regimes responsible for the still born attempt to stand up to Commie PRC who threaten Pinoys and Viets over islets. Cambodian is home of Butcher Pol Pot, infested with indolent and cunning brown baboons who often feud among themselves. Current Cambodian despot Hun Sen (former Viet protege) occassionally arrests his opposition dissenters and changes deputy prime ministers faster than a PRC hostess removing her underwear. Both failed states have thriving paedophile trade with Aussies and Ang Mohs preying on Laotian/Cambodian children.
Burma - Best whipping boys for the Ang Mohs. Despite their economic woes, Ang Mohs, especially the ex-convict Aussies, always act as arty farty lecturers to the medieval era Junta. Junta's mismangement of the economy condemned one of the former powerhouse of SEA into a clumsy poverty stricken man-of-war. Favourite hobbies of the Junta, following Qin Dynasty legalist system, murdering democracy activists, students and monks. Arab Spring and old age finally kill off many wax work Junta bobos and younger military men rebranded as 'reformists' have released Aung Sung's daughter to court Uncle Sam to ward off Commie PRC vassal addiction. It still early to conclude whether Syu Ki is able to strike a Faustian deal that allows the junta and drug lords to migrate to Peasantpore with their ill gotten gains so that the activists can get another chance to mismanage the country.
Siam - Like the Commie PRC, change is on hand with aging King Rama IX unwilling to hand over power to his waylay son. Privy Council (Bangkok elites) currently runs the country as King Rama IX tries to prolong his life. While the kingdom pretends to hold money for votes elections, it is the same group of Chink merchants and the Bangkok elite who suck vitality out of the kingdom's peasants. Bangkok elite have developed the PRC Panda's habit of running down Thai peasants using sports cars and getting their serfs to pick up the rap (See Red Bull Scion).
Indoland - In transition to a nonimal democracy with military strongmen calling the shots after the death of Maha Rajah Suharto. A country that swings between stability and instability with strange but at a steady frequency. Indos have queer habits, setting forest fires during Aug-Oct annually to piss their neighbours. Indos also have the habit of running amok, slashing, burning, looting and raping their minority chinks to showcase their advanced Javanese, Mat or Madura cultural superiority. They excel at blaming foreigners (Dutch colonists, Chink traitors) for the underdevelopment and corruption within the country. A primitive Majapahit polity that has clown Prowobo shedding his miscreant image to be next viable President wannabe front-runner.
Peasantpore - Sham Republic pretending to be a procedural democracy but the world knows the Familee are running a North Korea style despot regime. An rent seeking economy that sucks in foreign merchants' investment with cheap labour. One of the worst violators of human rights with Stalinist Infernal Security Act, allowing Ruler Loong to detain any peasants for fun. Despite peasants' knowledge of Magna Cartna, they remained indolent and are contented to be abused by regime and most peasants kowtow to Ruler Loong 5 times a day. Holds the longest record for political detention (Hapless Poh aka Murderous Commie Agitator) that will make Mandela look like an amateur.
The SEA minions also noted the two rounds of ASEAN-Commie PRC Senior Officials' Consultations on a Code of Conduct (COC) in the South China Sea was sabotaged by Laotians and Cambodians, both proxies of Commie PRC.
However the minions agreed to the wayang chairman's suggestion to move these talk fest to a formal ASEAN-Commie PRC Senior Officials' meeting on a COC with Uncle Sam in the background formenting tension and providing support to the SEA minions to stand up to Commie PRC.
Another secret meeting that was held on the sidelines of the UN General Talk Fest session was the ASEAN-Uncle Sam Informal Foreign Minions' R&R Meeting. That meeting was initiated by Uncle Sam Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and to the minions' dismay because it implies there will be no dancing gals to grace the event.
The Peasantpore Vassal Relations Office issue a statement said both sides noted the broad and deep nature of ASEAN-Uncle Sam patron-vassal relation which span over 35 years.
ASEAN foreign minions and lackey welcomed the Uncle Sam hegemony and wanted Lady Clinton to engage East Asia in a comprehensive manner. It is a plea for Uncle Sam to stand up to the Commie PRC bullying in the South China Sea piss fight.
Both sides further exchanged views on regional developments, including progress made to use COC as a trap to tie in Commie PRC's misadventures in the South China Sea.
Apart from the two meetings, 山木庚 held bilateral talks with his fellow minions from other murderous despotic regimes, pro terrorist-Lebanon, Moslem Bahrain, Cow Boy failed states e.g. Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Guatemala and of course Indoland. Purpose of the talks, to exchange the latest theories of vile statecraft to rule their peasants.
Reported by CNA, Mouthpiece of the regime.
NEW YORK : Peasantpore's Minion for Vassal Affairs and Minion for Kangaroo Law 山木庚 attended the Informal ASEAN Ministerial Meeting (IAMM) in New York on Thursday.
A statement by Peasantpore's Ministry of Vassal (MFA) said that during the meeting, south east Asiatic states' minions were engaged in frank discussions on supporting Pax America rather than kowtow Commie PRC. Painful memories of having to send tribute the the Imperial Ming regime spooked many present south east asian despots.
To improve its reputation among the Ang Mohs, the basketcase Asean claimed the minions welcomed the draft ASEAN Peasant Rights Declaration submitted by the jiat leow bee ASEAN Intergovernmental Commission on Human Rights (AICHR). This is a pure wayang as south east asian states are among the worst human rights violators.
Example:
North Matland infamous for the misdeeds of its 13 Sultans who gatecrash parties, maimed, kill, thrash or rape peasants who offended them. In addition, Matland was in the news when an opposition aide was found dead after police 'questioning'. Opposition members are usually declared sodomites and packed to jail for fun.
Vietnam - Has since cleaned up its act and gave up claims of becoming the Bismarck of the East. It was responsible for cultivating the Khmer Rouge and disposing them when the latter bite the hand that fed it. Viet peasants are still living in a commie despotic regime, unable to vote for their leaders and endemic corruption is part and parcel of life. Top exports include KTV hostesses, pickpockets and wife beaters.
Laos-Cambodian both sold their souls and become full pledged vassals of Commie PRC. They are used as proxies for Commie PRC to sow discord and create wayang whenever Commie PRC 'tulan' with south east asian states. Both murderous regimes responsible for the still born attempt to stand up to Commie PRC who threaten Pinoys and Viets over islets. Cambodian is home of Butcher Pol Pot, infested with indolent and cunning brown baboons who often feud among themselves. Current Cambodian despot Hun Sen (former Viet protege) occassionally arrests his opposition dissenters and changes deputy prime ministers faster than a PRC hostess removing her underwear. Both failed states have thriving paedophile trade with Aussies and Ang Mohs preying on Laotian/Cambodian children.
Burma - Best whipping boys for the Ang Mohs. Despite their economic woes, Ang Mohs, especially the ex-convict Aussies, always act as arty farty lecturers to the medieval era Junta. Junta's mismangement of the economy condemned one of the former powerhouse of SEA into a clumsy poverty stricken man-of-war. Favourite hobbies of the Junta, following Qin Dynasty legalist system, murdering democracy activists, students and monks. Arab Spring and old age finally kill off many wax work Junta bobos and younger military men rebranded as 'reformists' have released Aung Sung's daughter to court Uncle Sam to ward off Commie PRC vassal addiction. It still early to conclude whether Syu Ki is able to strike a Faustian deal that allows the junta and drug lords to migrate to Peasantpore with their ill gotten gains so that the activists can get another chance to mismanage the country.
Siam - Like the Commie PRC, change is on hand with aging King Rama IX unwilling to hand over power to his waylay son. Privy Council (Bangkok elites) currently runs the country as King Rama IX tries to prolong his life. While the kingdom pretends to hold money for votes elections, it is the same group of Chink merchants and the Bangkok elite who suck vitality out of the kingdom's peasants. Bangkok elite have developed the PRC Panda's habit of running down Thai peasants using sports cars and getting their serfs to pick up the rap (See Red Bull Scion).
Indoland - In transition to a nonimal democracy with military strongmen calling the shots after the death of Maha Rajah Suharto. A country that swings between stability and instability with strange but at a steady frequency. Indos have queer habits, setting forest fires during Aug-Oct annually to piss their neighbours. Indos also have the habit of running amok, slashing, burning, looting and raping their minority chinks to showcase their advanced Javanese, Mat or Madura cultural superiority. They excel at blaming foreigners (Dutch colonists, Chink traitors) for the underdevelopment and corruption within the country. A primitive Majapahit polity that has clown Prowobo shedding his miscreant image to be next viable President wannabe front-runner.
Peasantpore - Sham Republic pretending to be a procedural democracy but the world knows the Familee are running a North Korea style despot regime. An rent seeking economy that sucks in foreign merchants' investment with cheap labour. One of the worst violators of human rights with Stalinist Infernal Security Act, allowing Ruler Loong to detain any peasants for fun. Despite peasants' knowledge of Magna Cartna, they remained indolent and are contented to be abused by regime and most peasants kowtow to Ruler Loong 5 times a day. Holds the longest record for political detention (Hapless Poh aka Murderous Commie Agitator) that will make Mandela look like an amateur.
The SEA minions also noted the two rounds of ASEAN-Commie PRC Senior Officials' Consultations on a Code of Conduct (COC) in the South China Sea was sabotaged by Laotians and Cambodians, both proxies of Commie PRC.
However the minions agreed to the wayang chairman's suggestion to move these talk fest to a formal ASEAN-Commie PRC Senior Officials' meeting on a COC with Uncle Sam in the background formenting tension and providing support to the SEA minions to stand up to Commie PRC.
Another secret meeting that was held on the sidelines of the UN General Talk Fest session was the ASEAN-Uncle Sam Informal Foreign Minions' R&R Meeting. That meeting was initiated by Uncle Sam Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and to the minions' dismay because it implies there will be no dancing gals to grace the event.
The Peasantpore Vassal Relations Office issue a statement said both sides noted the broad and deep nature of ASEAN-Uncle Sam patron-vassal relation which span over 35 years.
ASEAN foreign minions and lackey welcomed the Uncle Sam hegemony and wanted Lady Clinton to engage East Asia in a comprehensive manner. It is a plea for Uncle Sam to stand up to the Commie PRC bullying in the South China Sea piss fight.
Both sides further exchanged views on regional developments, including progress made to use COC as a trap to tie in Commie PRC's misadventures in the South China Sea.
Apart from the two meetings, 山木庚 held bilateral talks with his fellow minions from other murderous despotic regimes, pro terrorist-Lebanon, Moslem Bahrain, Cow Boy failed states e.g. Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Guatemala and of course Indoland. Purpose of the talks, to exchange the latest theories of vile statecraft to rule their peasants.
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