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April Fool's Joke from Bristish 'The Sun'

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APRIL FOOL'S JOKE FROM THE SUN, BRITISH NEWSPAPER
GEOFF HURST CONFESSED HIS GOAL NEVER CROSSED THE LINE!



He had always maintained his second strike was a legitimate goal.
But he stunned a Press conference yesterday by confessing: "The ball never crossed the line.
"I owe a great debt to Tofik Bakhramov. If he was here today, I'd shake his hand.
"Thanks to him I got a hat-trick in a World Cup final and a place in history.
"But now it's about time I came clean and admitted the ball did not cross the line.

"It's been a huge burden on my shoulders for 44 years.
"Now I am pleased people know the truth."
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Hurst, 68, dropped the bombshell at an event to launch of bookies' Blue Square renewal of their sponsorship of non-League's three highest leagues until 2013.
The stunned sponsors tried to stop Hurst's confession.
Blue Square managing director Mark Jones said: "We called Sir Geoff in for his link with the World Cup and obviously his hat-trick.
"It's a shame he turned that into a brace today at our press conference."
The announcement will cast a shadow over England's win.
German Football Federation spokesman Jurgen Akikyousuf said: "We applaud Herr Hurst's confession."
Last night senior FIFA spokeswoman Aprile Foolet warned: "This is a very serious matter which will be discussed at the highest levels."
 
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Real funny, but it could be funnier if Maradona admits the he is really God and not just His hand.:D
 
kensington said:
Real funny, but it could be funnier if Maradona admits the he is really God and not just His hand.:D
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So coincidental your statement, Maradona the 'God' just had facial stitches cos got bitten by little chinese 'doG' ! haha ! :p
 
kensington said:
Real funny, but it could be funnier if Maradona admits the he is really God and not just His hand.:D
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Diego Maradona had already admitted that it was handball to Gary Lineker in a public interview when Lineker paid a friendly visit to Argentina more than a decade after the event. Maradona admitted he was surprised that referee blew for goal, and instictively reacted to celebrate goal hoping to increase the chance of the goal standing after disputes from England that would be inevitable. It did stand and he grinned. Lineker returned his frank compliment, that the 2nd Maradona goal was the best he'd ever seen in life and Maradona deserved that World Cup anyway. Maradona grinned again, saying you're not bad either, you got your Golden Boots. (Maradona spoke in Spanish and Lineker spoke in English throughout that interview, assisted by an interpreter).
 
elephanto said:
APRIL FOOL'S JOKE FROM THE SUN, BRITISH NEWSPAPER
GEOFF HURST CONFESSED HIS GOAL NEVER CROSSED THE LINE!



He had always maintained his second strike was a legitimate goal.
But he stunned a Press conference yesterday by confessing: "The ball never crossed the line.
"I owe a great debt to Tofik Bakhramov. If he was here today, I'd shake his hand.
"Thanks to him I got a hat-trick in a World Cup final and a place in history.
"But now it's about time I came clean and admitted the ball did not cross the line.

"It's been a huge burden on my shoulders for 44 years.
"Now I am pleased people know the truth."
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Hurst, 68, dropped the bombshell at an event to launch of bookies' Blue Square renewal of their sponsorship of non-League's three highest leagues until 2013.
The stunned sponsors tried to stop Hurst's confession.
Blue Square managing director Mark Jones said: "We called Sir Geoff in for his link with the World Cup and obviously his hat-trick.
"It's a shame he turned that into a brace today at our press conference."
The announcement will cast a shadow over England's win.
German Football Federation spokesman Jurgen Akikyousuf said: "We applaud Herr Hurst's confession."
Last night senior FIFA spokeswoman Aprile Foolet warned: "This is a very serious matter which will be discussed at the highest levels."
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Akikyousuf= I kick you save.
 
SneeringTree said:

Akikyousuf= I kick you save.
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WoW ! You damn sharp man, i miz tat one !

KNN, now u remind me of those people quoted in jw5's thread reading ST meticulously like a 'strange status symbol' .... just joking :D
 
That Gopalan Nair is in the rubbish bin of history now, I can safely presume. But had he done that LKY is dead story today, people might see him more as a cruel joker and not a retard moron. He might even have got more mileage. What do you think?
 
kingrant said:
That Gopalan Nair is in the rubbish bin of history now, I can safely presume. But had he done that LKY is dead story today, people might see him more as a cruel joker and not a retard moron. He might even have got more mileage. What do you think?
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Do you know in one of his subsequent posts on his blog, he said 'that's it'. this is the end, my mission accomplished (of exposing LKY etc)'. He announce he is going to stop blogging.

I even joked that maybe with his Spore disbarment he is now too poor to even afford cybercafe cost, hence stop his blogging.

Well, you guessed it !

Barely less than a few days of silence .... he is back to yakking & kpkb lky routine - it is i dare say a neurotic disorder or compulsive behaviour syndrome now.
 
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