What are the criterias of becoming a minister?
If you examine closely, you don't really have to have much to qualify....
Take for example, you don't have to be specialized in particular field to be a Minister of that field. They are swapped around in many portfolios and positions, some even without portfolios too!! Like a Boob doctor can become a Minister for Trade or Industry!! Or even Minister of Defence!! Or an unknown lawyer who can manage billions of Soverign Funds!!! Imagine that!!
Another example is that you don't have to do much to be a minister. Most of the time, you just sit back and relax, until something happens, then you just propose laws to fix it. Sure pass one! Easy parliament mah!! LOL...
Third point, just be compliant to what the Old Man says, and you will qualify. Like coming up with policies that will suck the peasants dry!!! It helps to pump more money into the state coffers!! These traits are highly regarded as a Minister Calibre, to have superman strength of indifferent values if you don't really give a fuck about the peasants!! Old man is happy when he sees billions or trillions in companies under his chairmanship!
Oh yeah! One more point I must include, if you help the Old Man family and friends and place them in important positions in the state companies, extra points will be awarded for Ministerial Climb.
So, just like outsourcing many jobs to FTs. Minister job is really easy. Any Tom, Dick and HARRY LEE can do it!! Even you don't have to be a Singaporean to do this job! Really! There are non Singaporeans in the Parliament today!!!
Once in a while attend scheduled meetings and conferences. Once in a while appear in public media and smile and tok kok sing songs. When you talk in public, just neither confirm or deny. Use cheem cheem sentences to make people think! You don't even have to be present in the meet the people sessions!!! Just ask your Kah Kia MPs to do for you!! You can have the free time for golfing, for vacations, make more babies or even take up a second wife!! LOL..
But you have to put qualified people under you. They are the ones executing all jobs and tasks and do the follow up.
Your Ministerial job is to watch over them.
That's all the responsibility of becoming a Minister in the country.
So if you hear someone saying its hard to find talents to lead our country, or do not believe in the smooth talker who will ruin our country, he's just screwing with you blanes lah, because he himself had been one for many years, without realizing it!!
Okay the secrets is out! Who wants to apply?
If you examine closely, you don't really have to have much to qualify....
Take for example, you don't have to be specialized in particular field to be a Minister of that field. They are swapped around in many portfolios and positions, some even without portfolios too!! Like a Boob doctor can become a Minister for Trade or Industry!! Or even Minister of Defence!! Or an unknown lawyer who can manage billions of Soverign Funds!!! Imagine that!!
Another example is that you don't have to do much to be a minister. Most of the time, you just sit back and relax, until something happens, then you just propose laws to fix it. Sure pass one! Easy parliament mah!! LOL...
Third point, just be compliant to what the Old Man says, and you will qualify. Like coming up with policies that will suck the peasants dry!!! It helps to pump more money into the state coffers!! These traits are highly regarded as a Minister Calibre, to have superman strength of indifferent values if you don't really give a fuck about the peasants!! Old man is happy when he sees billions or trillions in companies under his chairmanship!
Oh yeah! One more point I must include, if you help the Old Man family and friends and place them in important positions in the state companies, extra points will be awarded for Ministerial Climb.
So, just like outsourcing many jobs to FTs. Minister job is really easy. Any Tom, Dick and HARRY LEE can do it!! Even you don't have to be a Singaporean to do this job! Really! There are non Singaporeans in the Parliament today!!!
Once in a while attend scheduled meetings and conferences. Once in a while appear in public media and smile and tok kok sing songs. When you talk in public, just neither confirm or deny. Use cheem cheem sentences to make people think! You don't even have to be present in the meet the people sessions!!! Just ask your Kah Kia MPs to do for you!! You can have the free time for golfing, for vacations, make more babies or even take up a second wife!! LOL..
But you have to put qualified people under you. They are the ones executing all jobs and tasks and do the follow up.
Your Ministerial job is to watch over them.
That's all the responsibility of becoming a Minister in the country.
So if you hear someone saying its hard to find talents to lead our country, or do not believe in the smooth talker who will ruin our country, he's just screwing with you blanes lah, because he himself had been one for many years, without realizing it!!
Okay the secrets is out! Who wants to apply?
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