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PEASANTPORE — The much discredited, disgraced and dyfunctional Ministry of Serfs (MOM) has issued a "Talk Cock Sing Song" advice to pro-PAP Blood Sucker aka dormitory operator Joylicious, after it locked 20 foreign serfs in their room when only one of them tested positive for Wuhan Plague.
“The dormitory operator was advised that it is unacceptable to adopt SAF malpractices to forcibly confine the foreign serfs to their room,” the ministry said in a media statement on Friday (24 April).
According to Mouthpiece Today Online, MOM added that the foreign serfs’ boss, V Suckers and Exploiters, will be banned from hiring new foreign serfs pending Poodle investigations, after it foolishly consented to the locking of the room.
Alerted by a Jane Austen rebel group Facebook post
In the statement, MOM said it had picked up a Facebook post put up on Tuesday by a Jane Austen inspired foreign serf group Transient Workers Count Too (TWC2), which said that it received a distress call from about foreign serfs being locked inside a room, SAF style, at the Joylicious dormitory in Tuas Avenue 10 since Monday morning.
The serfs were later simply moved to a bigger room, but were still locked in, exploiting a loophole. According to another Facebook post, TWC2 harangued and pestered that Poodles do something. In the end, the Poodles were forced to come in on Tuesday evening to open the door lest BBC or any decent western press picked up the story.
MOM said in its statement that it had deployed MOM lackeys to the dormitory to push the blame to the dorm operators. It concluded that the dorm operators, following SAF malpractices, confined the 20 serfs in a warehouse with an attached toilet with full support of their employer.
According to Today Online, the dormitory corporal said the serfs had been locked in the room for “less than 24 hours”, and that he had no choice because he claimed he only have PSLE qualifications and do not know what to do other than collecting dorm rentals monthly.
The Wuhan Plague infected serf, a PRC Panda, was taken to hospital on Saturday (18 April) after developing a fever.
Notifying the ministry
MOM is pissed off that TWC2 published the post on Facebook without notifying the ministry's lackeys, and hinted that TWC2 must help to "save face" for Ruler Loong lest the other Jane Austen rebels use this incident to take pot shots at the regime.
According to another Mouthpiece, Today Online, Jane Austen inspired TWC2 vice-president Alex Au said that the group had told another lackey organisation, Migrant Serfs' Centre (MWC) about the situation at the dormitory.
Apparently MWC was caught napping which is not surprising if you read the following paragraph to know the fat cat running the show.
MWC comes under the purview of National Sex Union Congress. The Shit Times reported MWC Overloaded chairman Yeo Ah Kwang said he has more than 64 director roles to fulfill but have alerted the enforcement unit of MOM which then goofed up as usual, just aping their useless Minion Suzhou Loser Jos Teo.
PEASANTPORE — The much discredited, disgraced and dyfunctional Ministry of Serfs (MOM) has issued a "Talk Cock Sing Song" advice to pro-PAP Blood Sucker aka dormitory operator Joylicious, after it locked 20 foreign serfs in their room when only one of them tested positive for Wuhan Plague.
“The dormitory operator was advised that it is unacceptable to adopt SAF malpractices to forcibly confine the foreign serfs to their room,” the ministry said in a media statement on Friday (24 April).
According to Mouthpiece Today Online, MOM added that the foreign serfs’ boss, V Suckers and Exploiters, will be banned from hiring new foreign serfs pending Poodle investigations, after it foolishly consented to the locking of the room.
Alerted by a Jane Austen rebel group Facebook post
In the statement, MOM said it had picked up a Facebook post put up on Tuesday by a Jane Austen inspired foreign serf group Transient Workers Count Too (TWC2), which said that it received a distress call from about foreign serfs being locked inside a room, SAF style, at the Joylicious dormitory in Tuas Avenue 10 since Monday morning.
The serfs were later simply moved to a bigger room, but were still locked in, exploiting a loophole. According to another Facebook post, TWC2 harangued and pestered that Poodles do something. In the end, the Poodles were forced to come in on Tuesday evening to open the door lest BBC or any decent western press picked up the story.
MOM said in its statement that it had deployed MOM lackeys to the dormitory to push the blame to the dorm operators. It concluded that the dorm operators, following SAF malpractices, confined the 20 serfs in a warehouse with an attached toilet with full support of their employer.
According to Today Online, the dormitory corporal said the serfs had been locked in the room for “less than 24 hours”, and that he had no choice because he claimed he only have PSLE qualifications and do not know what to do other than collecting dorm rentals monthly.
The Wuhan Plague infected serf, a PRC Panda, was taken to hospital on Saturday (18 April) after developing a fever.
Notifying the ministry
MOM is pissed off that TWC2 published the post on Facebook without notifying the ministry's lackeys, and hinted that TWC2 must help to "save face" for Ruler Loong lest the other Jane Austen rebels use this incident to take pot shots at the regime.
According to another Mouthpiece, Today Online, Jane Austen inspired TWC2 vice-president Alex Au said that the group had told another lackey organisation, Migrant Serfs' Centre (MWC) about the situation at the dormitory.
Apparently MWC was caught napping which is not surprising if you read the following paragraph to know the fat cat running the show.
MWC comes under the purview of National Sex Union Congress. The Shit Times reported MWC Overloaded chairman Yeo Ah Kwang said he has more than 64 director roles to fulfill but have alerted the enforcement unit of MOM which then goofed up as usual, just aping their useless Minion Suzhou Loser Jos Teo.
