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Angmoh pai chiobu vividly describes the aftermath of someone who had lao sai in a shopping mall

sbfuncle

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What kind of stupid dress is that?
Is supposed to show the neh neh pok.ask gansiokbin how she wears it.
 

laksaboy

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Female toilets are actually dirtier and smellier than the male ones, contrary to the misconception that the male ones are more unsanitary due to 'aiming problems'.

Ask the toilet cleaners who have access to both kinds of toilets. :biggrin:
 

Balls2U

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Holding your shit in all the way to the toilet cubicle before the ultimate volcano eruption is a skill not many people can master.
 

The Crow

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Holding your shit in all the way to the toilet cubicle before the ultimate volcano eruption is a skill not many people can master.
Need to train arse's muscle. Ass fcuk is one method. Can graduate when kkj cannot come out ... :o-o:
 

myfoot123

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Holding your shit in all the way to the toilet cubicle before the ultimate volcano eruption is a skill not many people can master.
If your shit is solid in your intestine, you can hold very long, and in later stage cannot sit properly. This can be quite sudden. If it is soft and watery which can cause extreme ache, you cannot even walk a step and sure lao sai on the spot. The latter will often pre-empt you long before it is too late.
 

laksaboy

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If your shit is solid in your intestine, you can hold very long, and in later stage cannot sit properly. This can be quite sudden. If it is soft and watery which can cause extreme ache, you cannot even walk a step and sure lao sai on the spot. The latter will often pre-empt you long before it is too late.

It can also be irritable bowel syndrome, not your typical laosai.
 

myfoot123

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It can also be irritable bowel syndrome, not your typical laosai.
Certain berries or prune can produce gas in your digestive system and irritate your bowel and cause extreme discomfort. As a result, you have to visit toilet several times in a day and not much come out, except gas and water. Then better take medicine to relax your bowel. It will stop the syndrome within half an hour and you will be back to normal life again.
 

Balls2U

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Find a railing and sit your ass on it and press hard against it and don't move. If no railing, against the wall also can. Press very hard against it. Empty your mind and don't even focus on rushing to the toilet as that will make the shit come out faster. Breath slowly and close your eyes. When you feel that the shit is subsiding a little, walk a few steps slowly. Keep repeating this process till you find the nearest toilet. Make sure you continue to hold it in till you enter the toilet cubicle, close the door and unzip and pull down your pants and underwear with your butt above the toilet bowl and then... BOOMMMM...!!! Depending on the intensity of the explosion, the whole toilet bowl and the walls will be a total mess! Even your pants and shoes might be stained when the shit splatters all over. When you have cleaned up the mess, quietly sneaked out of the cubicle. Let the cleaning aunty handle the mess!
 
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