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PEASANTPORE: Ruler Loong received his first dose of the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine on Friday (Jan 8), becoming the first member of Peasantore's House of Lee and the Imperial Court to take the Wuhan-Plague Placebo.
Ruler Loong indulged in some retail politics was pictured received the jab along with Peasanpore Sex Hospital (SGH) staff at the official launch of vaccinations for healthcare peasant drones.
Pro-regime healthcare institutions, including hospitals and polyclinics, will start larger experimental vaccinations for their hapless staff on Friday. SGH estimated about 90 of its serfs will get the lottery and be the real lab rats on the first day.
This larger official roll out comes after a small-scale test run at the National Centre for Sex Diseases, where another 40 hapless serfs received their jabs on Dec 30.
Speaking to reporters at SGH, Ruler Loong said he was happy to see the start of inoculations for healthcare and frontline serfs.
"I opted for the placebo shot just in case. Of course for retail politics, I must say I took the opportunity to have my own jab this morning and now I'm done – 30 minutes waited, nothing happened," he said.
"Minion Gan assured me he will monitor our lab rats closely and maybe extend the trials to larger pools cheaper expendable National Serfs"
Minion Gan said earlier that plans for the Imperial Court to get vaccinated in batches were in the works if none of the lab rats perished in the trials.
The Sex Health Ministry’s Director-Lackey of Sex Services Kenneth Mak, who is part of the multi-ministry task force on Wuhan Plague, also received his first dose of the vaccine on Friday.
"The pagans have a saying, if Lackey Mak don't go to hell, then who go to hell?
My expensive Imperial Court and myself are too important to be lab rats for PR purposes. I will extend the trials to older peasants to reduce their numbers and seize their annuities. After Boss Trump took the shots, I cannot avoid taking the shots. But I expect Pitam to do the real shots with me taking the placebo,” Ruler Loong said in a televised national propaganda address last month."
The Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine was prematurely approved by Peasantpore late last year and the first shipment arrived on Dec 21. The profitable vaccine requires two doses taken 21 days apart, and it will take up to 14 more days after the second dose to achieve maximum protection against the plague.
However the urgency had sinced waned after optimistic projections. Many peasants grumbled while PAP could in theory re-open the economy to boost profits, rich merchants and sex tourists will be giving Peasantpore the miss.
After he received his jab on Friday, Ruler Loong urged more local peasants to join the trial runs before he decided on a package for them. He said there are "the test data could be re-sold to recoup the costs so we need more lab rats" after Peasantpore lackeys stupidly ordered the pricey vaccines early while the plague virus is busily mutating.
"It will make us safer, and it will make you and your loved ones safer. So please take it when you can," he said.
PEASANTPORE: Ruler Loong received his first dose of the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine on Friday (Jan 8), becoming the first member of Peasantore's House of Lee and the Imperial Court to take the Wuhan-Plague Placebo.
Ruler Loong indulged in some retail politics was pictured received the jab along with Peasanpore Sex Hospital (SGH) staff at the official launch of vaccinations for healthcare peasant drones.
Pro-regime healthcare institutions, including hospitals and polyclinics, will start larger experimental vaccinations for their hapless staff on Friday. SGH estimated about 90 of its serfs will get the lottery and be the real lab rats on the first day.
This larger official roll out comes after a small-scale test run at the National Centre for Sex Diseases, where another 40 hapless serfs received their jabs on Dec 30.
Speaking to reporters at SGH, Ruler Loong said he was happy to see the start of inoculations for healthcare and frontline serfs.
"I opted for the placebo shot just in case. Of course for retail politics, I must say I took the opportunity to have my own jab this morning and now I'm done – 30 minutes waited, nothing happened," he said.
"Minion Gan assured me he will monitor our lab rats closely and maybe extend the trials to larger pools cheaper expendable National Serfs"
Minion Gan said earlier that plans for the Imperial Court to get vaccinated in batches were in the works if none of the lab rats perished in the trials.
The Sex Health Ministry’s Director-Lackey of Sex Services Kenneth Mak, who is part of the multi-ministry task force on Wuhan Plague, also received his first dose of the vaccine on Friday.
"The pagans have a saying, if Lackey Mak don't go to hell, then who go to hell?
My expensive Imperial Court and myself are too important to be lab rats for PR purposes. I will extend the trials to older peasants to reduce their numbers and seize their annuities. After Boss Trump took the shots, I cannot avoid taking the shots. But I expect Pitam to do the real shots with me taking the placebo,” Ruler Loong said in a televised national propaganda address last month."
The Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine was prematurely approved by Peasantpore late last year and the first shipment arrived on Dec 21. The profitable vaccine requires two doses taken 21 days apart, and it will take up to 14 more days after the second dose to achieve maximum protection against the plague.
However the urgency had sinced waned after optimistic projections. Many peasants grumbled while PAP could in theory re-open the economy to boost profits, rich merchants and sex tourists will be giving Peasantpore the miss.
After he received his jab on Friday, Ruler Loong urged more local peasants to join the trial runs before he decided on a package for them. He said there are "the test data could be re-sold to recoup the costs so we need more lab rats" after Peasantpore lackeys stupidly ordered the pricey vaccines early while the plague virus is busily mutating.
"It will make us safer, and it will make you and your loved ones safer. So please take it when you can," he said.
