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Ah Paul Is Still A Virgin ...

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Paul the Oracle Octopus has 'played' his last World Cup!

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He's probably the most unlikely star ever to emerge from a World Cup – it's Paul the Oracle Octopus!

The 'psychic octopus' from the SeaLife aquarium in Oberhausen has become famous across the globe for unerringly predicting the winners of games at the tournament in South Africa.

Now BILD gets up close and personal with the new star!

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US news giant CNN is of course reporting on the ‘octupus vulgaris’, as it is known by its biological name. In the country of the disappointed ex-world champions Italy – who crashed out in the first round – Paul now has more fans than the national team and is often featured on state broadcaster RAI.

And even in faraway China, they are not only thinking of a menu whenever octopus is mentioned, according to the ‘China Daily’.

Paul has just tipped Spain to be the new world champions by beating Holland in Sunday's final, while he also predicted Germany would win the third place playoff against Uruguay. Many German fans wanted to kidnap, barbeque or broil him after he correctly predicted the semi-final loss to Spain.

But there is top security at his aquarium. He even has his own watchman during opening hours!

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It was documented that Paul was caught in the Atlantic. He has three hearts, nine brains – and one favourite arm. Octupi use this for specific tasks more often than the other seven.

And it is (almost) scientifically proven that Paul has ‘played’ his last World Cup in Oberhausen! He is already two-and-a-half-years-old. By the time the next World Cup rolls around in 2014 he will already be octopussing around in squid heaven as his species do not usually live for more than three years.

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Until then the little guy – only about 35 centimetres long – should enjoy his sunset years without football in 15 degree cold water in his own 1,500-litre aquarium, munching on little snacks of Alaska pollack or blue mussels (three a day).

For a global superstar Paul still leads a modest life. Indeed he has thousands of fans – <strong style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 196);">but he still never had sex, as an octopus lady has not yet managed to get into his ‘apartment’ ...</strong>

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Please don't tempt some of the forummers here, especially one retarded gay dog.
 
heheh...
last i remembered, these fine creatures pulsate with dark pigments running alongside its body to attract females or something? :p:p:p
 
Poor chap! Looks like he's gonna die a virgin and cock standing! :(

BTW, how does an octo's prick looks like?
 
Inside tank alone what you think. Fuck the ball/glass!

Alamaking maybe let Ah Paul swim in tank full of tiger beer. How u think!
 
like cuttlefish their cousin, they normally die after shooting their last load. sex is the ultimate send-off party for these creatures.
 
Please don't tempt some of the forummers here, especially one retarded gay dog.

according to that retarded gay dog, there are so many rertarded gay dogs here,
So, which one retarded gay dog you referred to ?:confused::confused:
 
according to that retarded gay dog, there are so many rertarded gay dogs here,
So, which one retarded gay dog you referred to ?:confused::confused:

He he...... Not YOU'
That PAP ball carrier keep on calling others retarded gay dog.
Doesn't even dare to meet up settle the score.:D
 
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