Youre too stupid to know a postal service exists.
pappies know very well that it's very important for sinkies to enjoy their normal and routine way of life: receive instructions from gov, rush to pappies' playground and interrogation chamber called the
peeple's
association (pa), queue up in long lines for anything free including made in china face masks, bring personal documents to prove shitizen's pride (as usual and this has been sg's best practice for last 69 years), sign in and take a number, wait for number and stupid ah ter ah kow name to be called, queue up again in another line, wait to be waved by middle finger from a pappiecock sitting behind a table, go up to pappiecock and present documents and diplomatic credentials, wait for pappiecock to scrutinize papers for 69 minutes and for him or her to look up and down sinkie from head to toes to check and compare nric photo with real person (if chiobu takes longer, if ugly like fuck takes less time), and when verified wait for pappiecock to issue fecal, oops faeces, oops face mask with a pretend smile, and finally wait for middle finger signal to show way out. rush rush rush, wait wait wait, queue queue queue, and getting shafted shafted shafted. that's the sinkie way of life.