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PEASANTPORE: On some days during the Moslem Ramadan, public relations officer Batam Nasi Abdul Rabid, 32, would usually head to her uncle's place to break fast with about 30 members of her clan.
"We saw how Wuhan Plague beat the shit out of Good Friday, our Ramadan will be next target" Ms Batam sadly concluded. "Now everyone is scared shit by Wuhan Plague as we see how it took out pious X'tians and Moslems who were infected during their Church and Mosque visits."
"There were son of camels spreading lies that Wuhan Plague is divine punishment for Panda Xi's bad treatment of the Xinjiang Moslems but we see the Wuhan Plague whack Christians and Moslems too. This shattered our monotheistic sense of invincibility, we are no different from the pagans or infidels, in reality," Ms Batam conceded.
MUIS' obeyed Ruler Loong's edict and make an announcement on Mar 24 that it would close mosques until further notice to curb the spread of Wuhan Plague.
"Initially, a few volunteers asked why mosques must close, but we explained to them, even the Wuhan Plague never give face to pious Christians, what makes them think Wuhan Plague will spare pious Moslems? Recently you see how Wuhan Plague run amok during a Moslem gathering in Northern Matland.", hinted Pasir Ris Al-Istighfar mosque Chairman Tarzan.
"But you know, in Peasantpore, Ruler Loong's Balls are the biggest, so according to Big Balls Theorem, Ruler Loong says we close shop, we close shop, the richer and more powerful Christian groups don't even dare to balk Ruler Loong...."
"Nabey, I got a bad feeling that Wuhan Plague is showing us who the real boss is, even Ruler Loong can't simply issue an Edict and send Wuhan Plague packing, even his millionaire minions and lackey were powerless against Wuhan," he added. "But on the flipside, there will be more time for me to read up why Halimah got Neh father but still can be classified as Mat."
Peasant Alfi said he had just become a dad and was looking forward to visiting this year's bazaar with his wife and son. But on Mar 18, the Peasants' Association said it would be cancelled to avoid large crowds during the pandemic.
"This is a reality check, we monotheist religion are not special or better than pagans, infidels or atheists, nobody dares to say it but Wuhan Plague reminded us loud and clear."
"We and the Jews thought we are special but now we realised we ain't special after all.", Alfi said as he drag his heavy body into the dark alley.
PEASANTPORE: On some days during the Moslem Ramadan, public relations officer Batam Nasi Abdul Rabid, 32, would usually head to her uncle's place to break fast with about 30 members of her clan.
"We saw how Wuhan Plague beat the shit out of Good Friday, our Ramadan will be next target" Ms Batam sadly concluded. "Now everyone is scared shit by Wuhan Plague as we see how it took out pious X'tians and Moslems who were infected during their Church and Mosque visits."
"There were son of camels spreading lies that Wuhan Plague is divine punishment for Panda Xi's bad treatment of the Xinjiang Moslems but we see the Wuhan Plague whack Christians and Moslems too. This shattered our monotheistic sense of invincibility, we are no different from the pagans or infidels, in reality," Ms Batam conceded.
MUIS' obeyed Ruler Loong's edict and make an announcement on Mar 24 that it would close mosques until further notice to curb the spread of Wuhan Plague.
"Initially, a few volunteers asked why mosques must close, but we explained to them, even the Wuhan Plague never give face to pious Christians, what makes them think Wuhan Plague will spare pious Moslems? Recently you see how Wuhan Plague run amok during a Moslem gathering in Northern Matland.", hinted Pasir Ris Al-Istighfar mosque Chairman Tarzan.
"But you know, in Peasantpore, Ruler Loong's Balls are the biggest, so according to Big Balls Theorem, Ruler Loong says we close shop, we close shop, the richer and more powerful Christian groups don't even dare to balk Ruler Loong...."
"Nabey, I got a bad feeling that Wuhan Plague is showing us who the real boss is, even Ruler Loong can't simply issue an Edict and send Wuhan Plague packing, even his millionaire minions and lackey were powerless against Wuhan," he added. "But on the flipside, there will be more time for me to read up why Halimah got Neh father but still can be classified as Mat."
Peasant Alfi said he had just become a dad and was looking forward to visiting this year's bazaar with his wife and son. But on Mar 18, the Peasants' Association said it would be cancelled to avoid large crowds during the pandemic.
"This is a reality check, we monotheist religion are not special or better than pagans, infidels or atheists, nobody dares to say it but Wuhan Plague reminded us loud and clear."
"We and the Jews thought we are special but now we realised we ain't special after all.", Alfi said as he drag his heavy body into the dark alley.
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