actually how is heaven like?

[LaoHongBiscuit]

like we no longer need to work?
like we have the best food to eat?
like there's no war and everyone is peaceful with each other?
like wanna fuck just fuck no need worry about baby come out after 9 months?
etc etc

really, what is heaven really like?

isn't it boring if everything is so perfect?

 

[LaoHongBiscuit]

is it possible to commit sin in heaven?

 

[LaoHongBiscuit]

then do we get to pangsai and pangjio in heaven? then who washes the toilet? or it's magic, no need clean as it cleans by itself?

 

[LaoHongBiscuit]

then what if u go heaven then see another chap u really hated on earth. can beat him up since there isn't police or judge to convict u of offences?

 

[eatshitndie]

for sinkie couples with children it’s going to jewel to makan and enjoy ac all day. for unkers it’s hanging out at kopitiam oggling at beer aunties carrying and bearing huge jugs.

 

[Balls2U]

Just remember. You no longer have a mortal body. So no need to eat, sleep, shit, pee and fuck. You're also incapable of becoming emotional as you do not have a brain anymore. You are just a spirit.

 

[LaoHongBiscuit]

Just remember. You no longer have a mortal body. So no need to eat, sleep, shit, pee and fuck. You're also incapable of becoming emotional as you do not have a brain anymore. You are just a spirit.

no need to work too?
everything becomes perfect?
not bored meh?

 

[NanoSpeed]

no need to work too?
everything becomes perfect?
not bored meh?

We used our imperfection to give meaning to perfection ?

This is machiam the student who failed his mathematics telling his math teacher how to be a math teacher.

 

[JurongEast]

Ask muslims

 

[syed putra]

Ask muslims

Ask those who died momentarily. Some ended in heaven, some in hell.

 

[Cottonmouth]

It should be nice without ginfreely that slut.

 

[glockman]

no need to work too?
everything becomes perfect?
not bored meh?

yep, nothing beats jumping from cloud to cloud and playing the harp.

 

[LaoHongBiscuit]

yep, nothing beats jumping from cloud to cloud and playing the harp.

play one or two times is fun. everyday play it become a chore

 

[glockman]

play one or two times is fun. everyday play it become a chore

wah piang eh, then learn new songs lah. I am sure heaven has wifi, can access youtube.

 

[NanoSpeed]

wah piang eh, then learn new songs lah. I am sure heaven has wifi, can access youtube.

Are you a male or female when you are in heaven ?

When a certain religion promised 72 virgins to the martyr, if male martyred liao go to heaven become charbo, then how ? He becomes one of 72 virgins tio fucked ?

 

[glockman]

Are you a male or female when you are in heaven ?

When a certain religion promised 72 virgins to the martyr, if male martyred liao go to heaven become charbo, then how ? He becomes one of 72 virgins tio fucked ?

What is more interesting is after a female kena martyred, she will get 72 cocks penetrating her for all eternity.

 

[Hightech88]

like we no longer need to work?
like we have the best food to eat?
like there's no war and everyone is peaceful with each other?
like wanna fuck just fuck no need worry about baby come out after 9 months?
etc etc

really, what is heaven really like?

isn't it boring if everything is so perfect?

According to Ranjiao Loong, we are already in heaven in the Garden of Eden state....:

 

[batman1]

Heaven is Utopia.

 

[NanoSpeed]

On earth, got 10 Commandments.

Heaven, maybe 1,000,000 Commandments to adhere to.

 

[LaoHongBiscuit]

Heaven is Utopia.

actually the Buddhist logic of reincarnation sounds more logical and realistic than Christianity (believing in christ to go heaven) or Islam because heaven may not exist after all...