Almost 60 full moons has passed since the last procedural elections. Arse Loong, smirking with pride that despite 66% approval ratings, he managed to gain 98 seats with half the islands' peasants unable to exercise their freedom to vote.
With such power invested on him and the sheer support of the Old Autocrat who appointed him as the Young Autocrat, Arse Loong unveiled his first policy of raising the GST to punish peasants for suggesting that he needs his papa's political support to retain power.
Harassed by peasants who do not buy his stupid defence, Arse Loong made the classic blunder, saying the main aim of tax hikes is to help the poor. The devils in hades will be scratching their horny heads when they hear of this vile lie. How in the world is the tax hike suppose to help poor peasants by raising their financial burden?
The idea of the procedural election is to show case Peasantpore's stable political environment to anglo saxon investors. The investors want a stable platform where they have almost plentiful supply of cheap labour to earn export dollars. As many peasants are unaware that many MNCs are downsizing their own native operations to take advantage of comparatively cheaper labour in Asiatic regimes. Arse Loong knew that and send EDB salesmen to western economies to sell cheap asiatic labour flooding peasantpore.
The key to Peasantpore's success is built on cheap labour as the UBS reported stated most bluntly, putting Peasantpore on the same band of former communist bloc countries e.g. Russia, Poland.
Now the regime is saying a vote for the regime is a insurance for progress. If this lie could be believed, then the Christian Deity will unanimously declare that monotheistic is a joke.
With such power invested on him and the sheer support of the Old Autocrat who appointed him as the Young Autocrat, Arse Loong unveiled his first policy of raising the GST to punish peasants for suggesting that he needs his papa's political support to retain power.
Harassed by peasants who do not buy his stupid defence, Arse Loong made the classic blunder, saying the main aim of tax hikes is to help the poor. The devils in hades will be scratching their horny heads when they hear of this vile lie. How in the world is the tax hike suppose to help poor peasants by raising their financial burden?
The idea of the procedural election is to show case Peasantpore's stable political environment to anglo saxon investors. The investors want a stable platform where they have almost plentiful supply of cheap labour to earn export dollars. As many peasants are unaware that many MNCs are downsizing their own native operations to take advantage of comparatively cheaper labour in Asiatic regimes. Arse Loong knew that and send EDB salesmen to western economies to sell cheap asiatic labour flooding peasantpore.
The key to Peasantpore's success is built on cheap labour as the UBS reported stated most bluntly, putting Peasantpore on the same band of former communist bloc countries e.g. Russia, Poland.
Now the regime is saying a vote for the regime is a insurance for progress. If this lie could be believed, then the Christian Deity will unanimously declare that monotheistic is a joke.
