A Ficticious Story--hope it stays ficticious

[Alu862]

The voters were re-counted yet again. Obama was the loser. John McCain is actually the next President of the United States!!!

Inaugaration Day: McCain parties so much he accidentally chokes on a pretzel. Rush to a hospital, the doctors give him little chance of living.....

"I, Sarah Palin, do solemnly swear...." The nations next president is a moose hutning, pro pre marital sex and pro oil drilling (only in Alaska) lady. Just then, the terrorists bomb the Empire State Building and other landmarks.

"Madam President, you action?" asked her Alaskan advisers.

"Nuke 'em!!!"

"Pardon me?" The General asked.

"Nuke 'em General!! Prepare the ICBM launch immediately or I will make you my next hunting target!! Nuke 'em so we can drill baby drill!!!!!"

The missiles left for their targets......

 

[leetahbar]

no lah! LEE KUAN YEW was chosen better be quick before he goes!!

 

[guavatree]

no lah! LEE KUAN YEW was chosen better be quick before he goes!!

pondan fake monk PAP dog

here's truth

you unemployed too lazy to work prostitute yourself round-the-clock in cyberspace

fucking moron all this while you looking for victims to con and cheat!

you're a compulsive liar!

for a living you beg for money from your parents and you beat up your father until bloody when he threw away your gay porn!

you called your mother LAUCHEEBYE when she reprimanded you for doing fuck all in the house!

you're a fucking animal!