Finally, a definition of globalisation
I can understand and to which
I can relate
Question : What is the truest definition of Globalisation?
Answer : Princess Diana's death.
Question : How come?
Answer : An English princess with
an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk
on Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you change the spelling),
followed closely by
! Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by
a Canadian,
using Bill Gates's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese
chips, and a
Chinese monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Maltese wharfies,
and trucked to you by Kiwi freeloaders
&nb! sp; That, my friends, is Globalisation!
I can understand and to which
I can relate
Question : What is the truest definition of Globalisation?
Answer : Princess Diana's death.
Question : How come?
Answer : An English princess with
an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk
on Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you change the spelling),
followed closely by
! Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by
a Canadian,
using Bill Gates's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese
chips, and a
Chinese monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Maltese wharfies,
and trucked to you by Kiwi freeloaders
&nb! sp; That, my friends, is Globalisation!
