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a bitch's quality of a good boyfriend....
- Thread starter leetahbar
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what is lisenting ear???
it's very strange.
so who's actually her bf? the nerd or the lawyer? or is it now an illicit love triangle? and what about the official husby? it's always nerd, lawyer but no husby. why like that one, huh?
it's very strange.
so who's actually her bf? the nerd or the lawyer? or is it now an illicit love triangle? and what about the official husby? it's always nerd, lawyer but no husby. why like that one, huh?
let me tell everyone the story of a noodle seller....
a bitch was angry. she ran out of the home after a fierce quarrel with her husb. she hadn't hv her dinner yet. it was cold. she was hungry.
there was a stall selling hot noodle. the smell of the fragant mee led her to the stall. she stared hungrily at the noodle as the hawker whipped up a bowl to serve a customer.
being a kind hawker - and a cute one, he asked her: "ma'am, are u hungry? do u wanna a bowl of hot noodle?"
she drooled and slurped, "i love too. but i just left home without taking my purse...and i m very hungry now..." she swallowed.
on hearing this, the handsome hawker cooked a nice hot bowl with added char siew and added 2 extra wantan balls. he brought it to a table, went up to her, gave a warm hug and told her to help herself to the noodle.
"go on...it's on the house!" the handsome hawker nudged her.
after she had eaten heartily all the noodle and swallowed every drop of soup, she began to weep.
the astonished handsome hawker asked her why. she stuttered in between sobs, "oh if my husb could be half as good as u....i won't ve to leave home." she continued crying.
the hawker replied, "my dear, i only hugged u briefly and served u a bowl of piping hot noodle with extra ingredients. surely that cannot be compared to ur husband who bares everything of his to u and serves u everyday. u should be returning to him."
with those words, the ignorant bitch was enlightened and realised her petty folly. wiping away her tears, she rushed back to her home to beg for forgiveness from her loving husby.
a bitch was angry. she ran out of the home after a fierce quarrel with her husb. she hadn't hv her dinner yet. it was cold. she was hungry.
there was a stall selling hot noodle. the smell of the fragant mee led her to the stall. she stared hungrily at the noodle as the hawker whipped up a bowl to serve a customer.
being a kind hawker - and a cute one, he asked her: "ma'am, are u hungry? do u wanna a bowl of hot noodle?"
she drooled and slurped, "i love too. but i just left home without taking my purse...and i m very hungry now..." she swallowed.
on hearing this, the handsome hawker cooked a nice hot bowl with added char siew and added 2 extra wantan balls. he brought it to a table, went up to her, gave a warm hug and told her to help herself to the noodle.
"go on...it's on the house!" the handsome hawker nudged her.
after she had eaten heartily all the noodle and swallowed every drop of soup, she began to weep.
the astonished handsome hawker asked her why. she stuttered in between sobs, "oh if my husb could be half as good as u....i won't ve to leave home." she continued crying.
the hawker replied, "my dear, i only hugged u briefly and served u a bowl of piping hot noodle with extra ingredients. surely that cannot be compared to ur husband who bares everything of his to u and serves u everyday. u should be returning to him."
with those words, the ignorant bitch was enlightened and realised her petty folly. wiping away her tears, she rushed back to her home to beg for forgiveness from her loving husby.
hey snake,
are you in love ?
Out of love ?
Or just plain gay ?
are you in love ?
Out of love ?
Or just plain gay ?
:oIo::oIo::oIo:
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my pet snake in the avatar would not answer that question...unless u return him with some spiked BELGIUM CHOC too.
it's strange that she let a horny nerd knows about her birthday and they said a laukuaybu's age is secret and highly sacred. (hmm, this means she's should be 38! sum pak , sum pak...the older, the more sum pak!!)
just go think deeper the motive about thanking an ejaculating jay while her own husband is totally ignored and purposely not mentioned.
let me ask u. it's ur birthday. why aren't ur husband celebrating with u and instead u r relishing some nerd's spiked "belgium choc"? think harder and u shall get all the funny images starting to form.
it's strange that she let a horny nerd knows about her birthday and they said a laukuaybu's age is secret and highly sacred. (hmm, this means she's should be 38! sum pak , sum pak...the older, the more sum pak!!)
just go think deeper the motive about thanking an ejaculating jay while her own husband is totally ignored and purposely not mentioned.
let me ask u. it's ur birthday. why aren't ur husband celebrating with u and instead u r relishing some nerd's spiked "belgium choc"? think harder and u shall get all the funny images starting to form.
my pet snake in the avatar would not answer that question...unless u return him with some spiked BELGIUM CHOC too.
it's strange that she let a horny nerd knows about her birthday and they said a laukuaybu's age is secret and highly sacred.
just go think deeper the motive about thanking an ejaculating jay while her own husband is totally ignored and purposely not mentioned.
let me ask u. it's ur birthday. why aren't ur husband celebrating with u and instead u r relishing some nerd's spiked "belgium choc"? think harder and u shall get all the funny images starting to form.
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u should go check on the REAL victims of hers who are suffering without knowing how to redress the situation.
let me foretell this for the sake of would-be F&D victim.
the troll is executing her fabulous nefarious F&D (flirt & destroy) to instigate and exploit disobedience to civil laws and to be a pawn for SDP.
she's doing this becos of herself personally being expounded, exploited and instigated to do so. this is to please a more sinister figure who's manipulating her. once her mission is accomplished or he gets tired of her ( just like his own younger wifey), she would be history.
then u shall see what's going to happen next.
let me foretell this for the sake of would-be F&D victim.
the troll is executing her fabulous nefarious F&D (flirt & destroy) to instigate and exploit disobedience to civil laws and to be a pawn for SDP.
she's doing this becos of herself personally being expounded, exploited and instigated to do so. this is to please a more sinister figure who's manipulating her. once her mission is accomplished or he gets tired of her ( just like his own younger wifey), she would be history.
then u shall see what's going to happen next.
u should go check on the REAL victims of hers who are suffering without knowing how to redress the situation.
let me foretell this for the sake of would-be F&D victim.
the troll is executing her fabulous nefarious F&D (flirt & destroy) to instigate and exploit disobedience to civil laws and to be a pawn for SDP.
she's doing this becos of herself personally being expounded, exploited and instigated to do so. this is to please a more sinister figure who's manipulating her. once her mission is accomplished or he gets tired of her ( just like his own younger wifey), she would be history.
then u shall see what's going to happen next.
Careful you guys, next thing this homo pondan will be asking is whether you will let him suck your cock! But of course if you are his kind, be my guest!.....lol.....lol
by the way ng ejay, please be warned that u won't get bashed up by someone's infuriated husband when u mess with the troll.
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