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a bitch, the handsome hawker and a bowl of noodle

leetahbar

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let me tell everyone the story of a noodle seller....

a bitch was angry. she ran out of the home after a fierce quarrel with her husb. she hadn't hv her dinner yet. it was cold. she was hungry.

there was a stall selling hot noodle. the smell of the fragant mee led her to the stall. she stared hungrily at the noodle as the hawker whipped up a bowl to serve a customer.

being a kind hawker - and a cute one, he asked her: "ma'am, are u hungry? do u wanna a bowl of hot noodle?"

she drooled and slurped, "i love too. but i just left home without taking my purse...and i m very hungry now..." she swallowed.

on hearing this, the handsome hawker cooked a nice hot bowl with added char siew and added 2 extra wantan balls. he brought it to a table, went up to her, gave a warm hug and told her to help herself to the noodle.

"go on...it's on the house!" the handsome hawker nudged her.

after she had eaten heartily all the noodle and swallowed every drop of soup, she began to weep.

the astonished handsome hawker asked her why. she stuttered in between sobs, "oh if my husb could be half as good as u....i won't ve to leave home." she continued crying.

the hawker replied, "my dear, i only hugged u briefly and served u a bowl of piping hot noodle with extra ingredients. surely that cannot be compared to ur husband who bares everything of his to u and serves u everyday. u should be returning to him."

with those words, the ignorant bitch was enlightened and realised her petty folly. wiping away her tears, she rushed back to her home to beg for forgiveness from her loving husby.
 

FuckSamLeong

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leetahbar

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how cum u cum huh? the lead actor is a handsome hawker? did i mention anything about a shortie horny toady nerd?

please wait for ur turn lah...maybe until the next story:

THE HORNY TOAD AND THE BONY DESPERATE LAUKUAYBU

:biggrin:
 

FuckSamLeong

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how cum u cum huh? the lead actor is a handsome hawker? did i mention anything about a shortie horny toady nerd?

please wait for ur turn lah...maybe until the next story:

THE HORNY TOAD AND THE BONY DESPERATE LAUKUAYBU

:biggrin:

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FuckSamLeong

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her husb will come after u one of this day. don't say i din warn u:smile:

Pondan Bapok Cheebye Mouth. Stop using innuendos lah! Even with your small tiny balls you can come straight out and put down the names of the people you are talking about mah other than Ng Ejay instead of doing this all the time....

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leetahbar

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many should ve known by now why the troll needs to "thank deeply" ng ejay. beside his cum spiked belgium chococlate secretly given to that laukuaybu's birthday, it's a psychological ploy to stimulate the nerd into fierceful defence/attack for her.

E for Ejaculating is quite aptly applied to that horny jay nerd.:biggrin:

don't forget. we have never read how she ever thanks her own husband, parents, in-laws, siblings or close relatives. it's always the lawyer, the nerd and many unrelated sdp clowns.

the reason is clear cut. it's a form of deadly FLIRT & DESTROY. nothing less but many things hidden more:wink:
 

STUCK_HERE

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let me tell everyone the story of a noodle seller....

a bitch was angry. she ran out of the home after a fierce quarrel with her husb. she hadn't hv her dinner yet. it was cold. she was hungry.

there was a stall selling hot noodle. the smell of the fragant mee led her to the stall. she stared hungrily at the noodle as the hawker whipped up a bowl to serve a customer.

being a kind hawker - and a cute one, he asked her: "ma'am, are u hungry? do u wanna a bowl of hot noodle?"

she drooled and slurped, "i love too. but i just left home without taking my purse...and i m very hungry now..." she swallowed.

on hearing this, the handsome hawker cooked a nice hot bowl with added char siew and added 2 extra wantan balls. he brought it to a table, went up to her, gave a warm hug and told her to help herself to the noodle.

"go on...it's on the house!" the handsome hawker nudged her.

after she had eaten heartily all the noodle and swallowed every drop of soup, she began to weep.

the astonished handsome hawker asked her why. she stuttered in between sobs, "oh if my husb could be half as good as u....i won't ve to leave home." she continued crying.

the hawker replied, "my dear, i only hugged u briefly and served u a bowl of piping hot noodle with extra ingredients. surely that cannot be compared to ur husband who bares everything of his to u and serves u everyday. u should be returning to him."

with those words, the ignorant bitch was enlightened and realised her petty folly. wiping away her tears, she rushed back to her home to beg for forgiveness from her loving husby.

Hmm, here you don't sound like the temple robber. Your england quite smooth.
 

STUCK_HERE

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how cum u cum huh? the lead actor is a handsome hawker? did i mention anything about a shortie horny toady nerd?

please wait for ur turn lah...maybe until the next story:

THE HORNY TOAD AND THE BONY DESPERATE LAUKUAYBU

:biggrin:

Hmm, here you are the temple robber.
 

leetahbar

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many people really think they are seeing what they are looking at.

how wrong can one get!!

your spouse gives u his/her. another also gives u his/her. who should u be thanking: the other or your spouse?

the moral of this bitch, hawker and a bowl of noodle is what i m trying to relay to everyone and hope that they wouldn't be misguided by some troll's insiduous motive to exploit and instigate some blurcock to do her biddings.

remember this: she has never mentioned any thanks about her own husband but she didn't hesitate to thank every other one else.

think about it.:wink:
 

leetahbar

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Hmm, here you don't sound like the temple robber. Your england quite smooth.

hahahaha...if u r referring to my li'l brother's ex-temple, there's nothing to rob. maybe u should visit that place sometime. they ve more DEAD members than live one.

well, unless u wanna rob the dead out of their altar, there's practically nothing much his ex-temple can offer.
 

leetahbar

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hahaha! just look at the same tactic the clones fr the mastershapeshifter use. it's repetitive spams.

do u know why?

cos if he writes too much, he would be easily exposed as none other NG EJAY!
 

FuckSamLeong

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hahaha! just look at the same tactic the clones fr the mastershapeshifter use. it's repetitive spams.

do u know why?

cos if he writes too much, he would be easily exposed as none other NG EJAY!

Ooi! pondan hiao cheebye mouth...steady lah, sperm dripping from the side of your mouth already!.....lol.....lol.....Don't be so lame lah! Want to play flame again....nothing to reply with.... always use Ng Ejay!...pathetic! How do you like my avatar?....coming soon another surprise!.....to ram up your arse!....lol....lol
 

guavatree

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old fart faggot bob sim kheng hwee

cos if he writes too much, he would be easily exposed as none other NG EJAY!

lanjiao sucking unemployed parasite old fart faggot fake monk PAP dog Bob Sim Kheng Hwee,

temple thief, swindler, fraudster, cheat, con-artist, liar, hypocrite, deceiver, betrayer, all rolled into one!

you stole temple donation money and the chief monk told you to fuck off!

you bashed your 80 y.o.father until bloody when he threw away your gay porn!

you called your mother LAUCHEEBYE when she reprimanded you for doing fuck all at home except prostituting yourself round-the-clock in cyberspace!

you also stole handphones and claimed that handphones waved at you!

you steal others forum password!

you tried to con a forummer's property!

you tried to con the same person to include your name in his will when he discovered you tried to con his property!

you cursed an old man at his death bed!

you tried to con laukwayboos but you end up only con some free makan!
 
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