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taken from another website.... enjoy
1. K. Shanmugam telling you that bad service is better than self-service.
2. Lee Kuan Yew scolding Singaporeans by using vocabulary from the British Empire. Example 'high falutin', 'kunckle duster', 'daft'.
3. Yacob Ibrahim's inability to count. He can't tell the difference between a once in 50 year event and a once in 5 year event.
4. Lim Swee Say's inability to articulate his thoughts and incohesive thoughts (I feel like a rich man every month looking at my CPF statement)
5. Lim Swee Say's inability to sing and dance. Remember 'Upturn the Downturn'?
6. Goh Chok Tong calling you a quitter while his daughter was and still is happily living in the UK.
7. Wong Kan Seng's extraordinary ability to keep his job versus his equally extraordinary inability to do his job.
8. Mah Bow Tan's inability to predict the future -whether it is is Goal 2010 or the demand for HDB flats.
PS: Wanted to add Lee Hsien Loong thinking you should eat Mee Siam with hum but that is an old joke.
1. K. Shanmugam telling you that bad service is better than self-service.
2. Lee Kuan Yew scolding Singaporeans by using vocabulary from the British Empire. Example 'high falutin', 'kunckle duster', 'daft'.
3. Yacob Ibrahim's inability to count. He can't tell the difference between a once in 50 year event and a once in 5 year event.
4. Lim Swee Say's inability to articulate his thoughts and incohesive thoughts (I feel like a rich man every month looking at my CPF statement)
5. Lim Swee Say's inability to sing and dance. Remember 'Upturn the Downturn'?
6. Goh Chok Tong calling you a quitter while his daughter was and still is happily living in the UK.
7. Wong Kan Seng's extraordinary ability to keep his job versus his equally extraordinary inability to do his job.
8. Mah Bow Tan's inability to predict the future -whether it is is Goal 2010 or the demand for HDB flats.
PS: Wanted to add Lee Hsien Loong thinking you should eat Mee Siam with hum but that is an old joke.