60 year old man's kuku bird stuck in PVC pipe, valuable time and resources wasted to retrieve his lanjiao

[Johnrambo]

KUALA LUMPUR, Nov 24 — A group of firemen performed a special rescue mission on a man whose private parts was found stuck inside a PVC pipe today.

In a post on the Fire and Rescue Department Facebook page, it said a call was made from the Sungai Buloh Hospital to help rescue the 60-year-old man.

“Special service of cutting PVC from private parts, in Yellow Zone Sungai Buloh Hospital.

“Firemen had to cut the PVC pipe using an air rescue ring cutter,” the post read.

It was said that the PVC pipe is two inches (5.1cm) long, but the diameter was not mentioned.

The condition of the victim was not stated.

https://sg.news.yahoo.com/firemen-rescue-60-old-man-100025356.html

 

[syed putra]

Imag8ne going to the hospital emergency with a pipe sticking out of your pants.

 

[glockman]

Why would a 60 year old Malay guy's dick get stuck in a PVC pipe?

 

[tun_dr_m]

Gay male nurses and doctors will get excited to rescue his KKJ.

 

[zhihau]

Tsk... Tsk...

brother... tantric sex is the best!

 

[tun_dr_m]

Tsk... Tsk...

brother... tantric sex is the best!

Pse lah hor... Old people dick can not stand already. Cannot buy Viagra use PVC pipe as Temporary REINFORCEMENT , but had sex half way felt SHIOK already cock stand. Then got JAMMED INSIDE mah!

Aiya.... very easy to guess. Have analytical mind!

 

[zhihau]

Pse lah hor... Old people dick can not stand already.

It's pretty clear you don't practice tantric sex

 

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[syed putra]

Why would a 60 year old Malay guy's dick get stuck in a PVC pipe?

Size matters!

 

[mojito]

Size matters!

5 inches sound like very small cock sir! There must be mistake somewhere.

 

[glockman]

Size matters!

But intelligence matters more. It's probably a small diameter PVC pipe anyway la

 

[halsey02]

Pse lah hor... Old people dick can not stand already. Cannot buy Viagra use PVC pipe as Temporary REINFORCEMENT , but had sex half way felt SHIOK already cock stand. Then got JAMMED INSIDE mah!

Aiya.... very easy to guess. Have analytical mind!

Aiya!..abang, was going for live firing, before doing that, he test fire his 'pistol'..alamak!..sangot!...paiseh! have to call ' bomba'....'bomba, tolong, tolong, sakit, sakit'... ha ha ha ha ha

 

[halsey02]

But intelligence matters more. It's probably a small diameter PVC pipe anyway la

The bomba. have to consult, shakehispear..." to cut, or not to cut"...that is the problem.!!

 

[steffychun]

DIY Catheter.

 

[Johnrambo]

It's pretty clear you don't practice tantric sex

wah zhihau you pioneer generation huh? kkj still can stand?

 

[zhihau]

wah zhihau you pioneer generation huh? kkj still can stand?

Tantric sex is the best!

 

[sweetiepie]

It was said that the PVC pipe is two inches (5.1cm) long, but the diameter was not mentioned.

KNN the diameter is the critical key to solve the puzzle yet it was not mentioned KNN this will tell was his dick was in erected condition or not KNN

 

[sweetiepie]

Imag8ne going to the hospital emergency with a pipe sticking out of your pants.

KNN perhaps that was the original intention to go out of the house with a pipe without sticking out of pant KNN