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2 funny Tiongbus speaking Chinklish

sweetiepie

Alfrescian
Loyal
Got singlish chinklish
Kopi uncle's kind is what lish?
Eg
Bus = bud
Lift = lip
Office = orfid
Order = orlar
Balance = bear learn
 

sweetiepie

Alfrescian
Loyal
Trolley = throw Lee
Cake = gek
Doctor = loctor
Admiralty Station = mrt Station
Last time 1 kopi uncle asked my uncle how to go mrt Station.
My uncle asked him which mrt Station.
He said mrt Station lah
My uncle said I know but which Station.
He leeplied several times hee le lah mrt Station lah
Then he loose his patience and said aiya lu laoya Bay hiao lah KNN
 
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