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New meaning to rear view

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Monkey lesson on money matters :p

A lot of monkeys lives near a village.
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One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys!
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He announced that he will buy the monkeys @ $100 each.
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The villagers thought that this man is mad.
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They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys at $100 each?
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Still, some people caught some monkeys and gave it to this merchant and he gave $100 for each monkey.
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This news spread like wildfire and people caught monkeys and sold it to the merchant.
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After a few days, the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 200 each.
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The lazy villagers also ran around to catch the remaining monkeys!
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They sold the remaining monkeys @ 200 each.
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Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 500 each!
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The villagers start to lose sleep! ... They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left and got 500 each.
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The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.
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Then the merchant announced that he is going home for a week. And when he returns, he will buy monkeys @ 1000 each!
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He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought. He was alone taking care of all the monkeys in a cage.
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The merchant went home.
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The villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell it at $1000 each.☹️

Then the employee told them that he will sell some monkeys @ 700 each secretly.
This news spread like fire. Since the merchant buys monkey @ 1000 each, there is a 300 profit for each monkey.
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The next day, villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.
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The employee sold all the monkeys at 700 each. The rich bought monkeys in big lots. The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys!
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The villagers took care of their monkeys & waited for the merchant to return.
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But nobody came! ...
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Then they ran to the employee ...
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But he has already left too !
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The villagers then realised that they have bought the useless stray monkeys @ 700 each and unable to sell them!
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This business is known as the...
*STOCK MARKET* ..
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It made a lot of people bankrupt and a few people filthy rich in this monkey business.
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That's how the
stock market works....
 
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Acronym for 1MDB, topical with recent topical durian thingy :p

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1 more acronym

I was at the pub last night and I shouted to the bartender, *1 MDB*
and everyone stopped to look at me.

I quickly said, *One More Draft Beer* and everyone clapped their hands.
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