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The PAP dogs are coming out in full force to laud the government for being altruistic and generous, my foot. The monies for the subsidies will be recovered and they will be richer for these paltry handouts. These bastards will milk us unless we say enough is enough. Please vote them out in...

Why not simply just change her number?

Police dog? Latest trend in shoes

Headlines In USA: Osama bin Ladin killed! Headlines In Pakistan: American hero Spiderman arrested!

A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $20." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the...

The Singapore government has 2 cows both bought from Malaysia cheaply. One is the $8 cow with black nipples and cries often. The other cow has a moled face, not only short in stature, but also in forward planning. Moled-face cow has been put to pasture while $8 cow has replaced useless...

Just two days ago, the Johor police asst commissioner assured Singaporeans they are not being specifically targeted by Malaysian criminal elements. Out of more than a million women they came upon an unfortunate Singapore victim. What are the odds?:rolleyes:

Not that JB is unsafe, but occasional trips to JB cannot be considered as "since it is safe for me, so it should be safe for everyone in Johor State."

Let's look at the figures and analyse what is not stated. Statistics from January - September 2013 In Johor Murders - 71 cases Rapes - 336 cases Gang Robberies - 1,369 Car Theft - 1,640 Break-Ins - 1.645 Let's not look at number of cases alone but the magnitude of the crimes...

Johor "safe beyond doubt" and Singaporeans not crime targets: Johor police chief Published on Feb 20, 2014 2:43 PM Johor police chief Mohd Mokhtar Mohd Shariff speaking about the Johor crime situation to Singaporean and Malaysian media in Johor Bahru on Thursday. Referring to...

Sex and the Doctor A doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring...

After a bad day on the course, a golfer goes to an old golf pro for some advice The old golf pro watches a few swings and the golfer says, "Well, what should I do?" "Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast." The golfer went back out to the links...

No wonder I sat in one crazy enough to cut toenails while driving?:eek:

Ballerina A drunk was sitting at a bar when a woman stands behind him and raises her arm really high to get the bartender's attention. She has very hairy armpits. The drunk sees this and yells at the bartender, "Get the ballerina a drink." She gets her drink and goes away. Later...

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