flying thru' dark stormy clouds, bright city in view
"seatbacks must be upright" so said the cabin crew
when we landed in changi, colorful florals galore
we passed many stores, but decided to head for the door
there the warm air was waiting, the steam hit us face on
and we looked at one another, we could be right or we could be wrong
the cab zipped thru' the city showing us all green
the driver started talking cock
we could hear him scream
welcome to the red dot singapura!
many people here
very little fear
plenty of wealth in red dot singapura
if you don't do well, you can go to hell!
hotel was within reach when we saw throngs shopping
faces happy, bags were full, folks were really spending
there were so many eating everywhere
some eat for eat sake, some eat because they're there
so we checked into a five-star, amazed at the sight
city sparkled like a diamond, city lights so bright
there were noises happening from all night to day
stopped you from going to bed just to hear them say
welcome to the red dot singapura
many people here
very little fear
having fun here in red dot singapura
what a great surprise, what a paradise
so we went to geylang, that's what bro's here suggest
lots and lots of lounges, lots of ladies and pest
but they sure helped to keep local men satisfied
without any past time, those losers would have died
the last thing we remember, we thanked the local gov
without all the planning, living would have been tough
"relax," said the yes man, "we are all here to please."
"do whatever it takes to get your full release!"
written and copyrighted by eatshitndie
adapted to the tune of "hotel california" by the eagles
if you reproduce this at another site, i'll sue the shit out of you.
"seatbacks must be upright" so said the cabin crew
when we landed in changi, colorful florals galore
we passed many stores, but decided to head for the door
there the warm air was waiting, the steam hit us face on
and we looked at one another, we could be right or we could be wrong
the cab zipped thru' the city showing us all green
the driver started talking cock
we could hear him scream
welcome to the red dot singapura!
many people here
very little fear
plenty of wealth in red dot singapura
if you don't do well, you can go to hell!
hotel was within reach when we saw throngs shopping
faces happy, bags were full, folks were really spending
there were so many eating everywhere
some eat for eat sake, some eat because they're there
so we checked into a five-star, amazed at the sight
city sparkled like a diamond, city lights so bright
there were noises happening from all night to day
stopped you from going to bed just to hear them say
welcome to the red dot singapura
many people here
very little fear
having fun here in red dot singapura
what a great surprise, what a paradise
so we went to geylang, that's what bro's here suggest
lots and lots of lounges, lots of ladies and pest
but they sure helped to keep local men satisfied
without any past time, those losers would have died
the last thing we remember, we thanked the local gov
without all the planning, living would have been tough
"relax," said the yes man, "we are all here to please."
"do whatever it takes to get your full release!"
written and copyrighted by eatshitndie
adapted to the tune of "hotel california" by the eagles
if you reproduce this at another site, i'll sue the shit out of you.
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