Introduction

am sure a lot of brothers here have read a lot of reports about freelancers, those chickens in Geylang to escort agencies to Health Centres etc. So I thought I would do a quick summary for all who have yet to try either one or the other. .

Geylang

Standard is pretty high if you walk into any of the brothels. Girls are fair for those in the high range of $150 and some actually would be someone you would bring home to mummy. Age is about 21 onwards. Seldom do you find an 18 year old onwards to 21. I think there is an unspoken rule with whoever is the body that watches over these girls and their OKTs, that the girls must be above 21.

The rule is that these girls must go see a doctor, how often, I am not very sure, but at least you are sure they do see a doctor every once in a while. Service of those chickens in the standard brothel includes a quick shower, followed by kissing you all over like you were a girl, nibbling at your nipples etc (I thought it was my job to nibble at their nipples *kekeke*) after which a customary ass rimming (licking of your asshole for those who have no clue what an ass rim is) to a blow job. Blow jobs may or may not be bare back, depending I think on the girl. If they do blow jobs with condoms, you can be sure your condom is strawberry. . After which the customary question after which is you or me on top? . Those girls who are lazy will probably say you on top so that they don't have to do so much work.

Moaning is customary acting for these girls. Even if they don't like you. For those doing the 25 minutes job, it is a quick wham bam thank you mam type of screwing. The faster you come the better they can move on to their next client. For those in the high 150 dollar cat, they tend to be more leisurely in their screw. It is all part of the package and often then not it is better then most parts of the world brothel systems. In terms of service basically. Number of guys they see a day range between 7-12 guys for the 150 cat and about 15-25 clients a day for those in the 40 dollars category.

Personal Likes about Geylang
Service is probably one of the best in the world. Girls are pretty much quite good looking on the whole. Probably one of the few places where blow jobs are professionally done and I would rate it a good thumbs up. I think Geylang though loses to Macau BIG time though. . Girls are not much of a leech down there.

Personal Dislikes about Geylang
If you are a corporate man or with family; try avoiding this place. It doesn't help your corporate image or your family image. Girls service though much well versed see as much as lets take on average 10 guys. In a week, they see 70 GUYS! In a month they see an average of 280 guys MINIMUM. Even if you find a tight cunt, imagine how fast it would age. Cannot book overnight etc. No choice of girls, like from Russia, Vietnam etc.

Recommendation:
For those in the young 20s and just starting work. A good place to lose your virginity if you can't find a girlfriend to lose it to. A must try experience for those coming from overseas (unless you are a key member of a company). Affordable by quite a lot of standards. Family men avoid! Fastest way to a break up in marriage if you are caught there. I mean if your wife hires a PI to follow you and he sees you in Geylang and takes a picture, say bye bye to your marriage.

Health Centers

Health Centers in Singapore in general are all cover ups for places of sex in Singapore. Roughly over 100 over different HC are in Singapore. From the East, Take 5 to the West, Jurong Spa to the North, Sembawang (I think) to the South Executive Spa. Generally, enterance fee ranges from the cheap 28 dollars to about 80 dollars (Tropicana, I think I paid 80 dollars or thereabouts for an hour odd I think, haven't been back there for about 6 months). Most health clubs are licensed massage places and they have to get a Public Entertainment License for it.

Standard
Enter into a health club and you will often be greeted by a receptionist (normally woman). Probably not a chio bu, but can do. She seldom does a screw, so don't even think about it. Kekeke. Though come to think about it, I actually screwed the receptionists who happened to be the boss once. . Lucky me. Normally, they will ask you if you want to try out the facilities which I would say in most HCs here in Singapore, give it a miss, unless you are in places like executive spa, etc, which is only decent. Their facilities like their spa, all are crap and way below average in comparison to lets say SICC etc. If you opt to try to get into the room immediately to avoid meeting anyone you probably will be shown to a dinky little room. Often, there is nothing but a little twin sized bed in the middle of the room and a small shower. Upon closing the door, you await a playing game to wait for the lady that will be given to you, at least if you are a newbie to that place. Anyway, upon disrobing you are expected to take a quick customary shower, and more chances then not, while you are in the shower, the woman will come in and check you out while at the same time ask you "coffee or tea". . After you have said your preference of your drink she will go get it. Then you can just lie down without your undies (for newbies, for crying out loud, don't wear your undies and expect her to massage you. It will show you are totally blur blur. . When she returns, it will be down to business with her often asking hard or soft massage. It is your choice, while I enjoy a hard massage. Talk is not necessary but sometimes it does help. I don't know, I don't enjoy talking to them much and often I am said to be a snob in that sense. I just find it hard to enjoy a massage while being talked to anyway. About 15-20 minutes into the massage, you will find suddenly that the woman is concentrating quite a lot on your butt. Massage away I say! Just when you are all hard from all the attention your butt is getting the next 64k dollar question you will be asked is please turn around. You can be sure that she has already seen your dick and made it all hard hard. . The next few minutes will be spent given attention to your hardening rod and as sure as day afterwards, you will be asked the MILLION dollars question. Do you want special. For newbies who do not know what a special is, that means SEXUAL SERVICES DUH. Gosh!

The Menu and its Pricing
Hand job which is often called "Da Fei Chi" which literally means shoot the aeroplane comes from the act of basically fueling the "mortar" with shells for those in the Arty division, you should know how that is done. . That is normally the starting point of anything. The cost is about 30-50 dollars range. I haven't heard of anything like 10-20 dollars though I may suspect 20 dollars may be the least you can give for it. . Basically she would masterbate for you until you come. For those of you who masterbate quite a lot, well, good luck to her, because she is probably going to have a hard time making you cum cum. There are variations on this. She could be nude to make you cum or whatever. But that is roughly the price menu.

Blow Job. Most of the girls in HCs do Blow jobs, though like I said, there may be variations. Some may do it bare back or some with condoms. They are probably the second best in terms of blow jobs besides their compatriates in Geylang. Cost range between 50 dollars to 100 dollars. There have been some who quote about 120 dollars for cum in the mouth. .

Fuck Job. Most girls in the health club will do fuck jobs, unless they are having that period thingy. Kekeke or they seriously are brand new to the game and trying to keep whatever dignity they have left. . Cost ranges from $80 to about $150.

The Aftermath
Often after the massage, you will take a shower by yourself while she cleans up the room and changes the bedsheet. . After which you should pay up with the girl before she leaves the room. Game Over.

Likes of Health Clubs
If you have an hour or so to kill before you are meeting someone and near a Health club, you can just walk right in and get it over and done with. Some conversation with the girl you do, at least more conversation with her then those in Geylang.

Dislikes of Health Clubs
If you are a family man, try to avoid it ok? Singaporean wives are not stupid and they do know what is happening in a health club ok? And even though Sammyboy said it is fairly ok, to walk in, I know I would hate to see someone I know inside or seeing walk into one. Cost more at the end of the day for about the same thing in Geylang. And furthermore, cannot choose the woman much. Choice is limited. Girls also see about 5-7 clients a day. Which works out to be about 50 a week and about 400 a month average. Find a good one and you will know what I mean.

Recommendation:
Go only if you have nothing better to do and have an hour or so to kill while waiting for someone. Girls are lousier then those in Geylang and majority are much older then those in Geylang. Choices are limited to the amount of girls working in the health club. Ok fun, but I would call it cheap thrill.

KTVs

KTVs are basically your little niteclubs joints around the world. Famous KTVs include Club Tycoon, Tainanmen, Cognac, Boss etc. Basically a drinking hole more then anything else.

The Setup
There is a general lounge and also rooms. More often then not most places, the lounge suxs big time. Actually all the general lounge sux and if I was their CEO of their company, I would make no general lounges period, just all rooms. . Anyway, there are normally two sessions, the happy hour and the late night shift. The late night shift begins normally at nine thirty pm afterwards. Whereas the happy hour begins at about five onwards. The number of girls working in a KTV range between 10-100 plus. Because of the number of KTVs around, I will only target those that I am a regular goer of.

The Cost
You are required to pay for the room charges normally. It makes good business sense to do that. However, most places will waive the room charges if you do open a bottle of hard liquor. Room charges from 40 dollars onwards to as high as 300 plus. Most KTV rooms are quite ok furnished with sofa sets and a drink table plus a little dinky tv. Anyway, fruits and tidbits will be brought. If you are cheapskate, you better finish it. It costs a bomb in comparison to outside prices. EG, a plate of rambutans cost about 20 dollars? And the cost is only maybe 2 dollars with over 1000 times return, this is certainly a good business to go into. Kekekeke. Anyway, after which you will be assigned a mummy if you do not have one in mind. She will arrive shortly after and you can then tell her what type of girls you would want to be in your presence. . Basically, she is your OKT in another sense of the word. Anyway, she will then return shortly or longly (depending on how busy that day is). Most KTVs like Boss and Cognac work on a butterfly system while the rest like Tiananmen work on a per booking session. I roughly average a bill at about 700 plus for just the drinks to about 3k for a heavy drinking night.

The Main Event
Now, the main event is basically to get to know your buddies, colleagues and even entertain guests etc, drinking and basically rah ba rah ba the girls next to you. As sex is not required on the job or in the job scope, these girls do not necessary need to entertain you at all in a sexual sense. . It is basically a given that you are there to drink more then anything else with friends. How hot it becomes depends on basically the girl you are assigned plus how smooth a talker you are. It can be happening or it can be dead boring. Most common forms of sexual encounters are basically you dig, you rub her and often just a quick hand job. Some girls will strip and basically you need to tip accordingly. Fuck jobs are also able to be found in some places though it is far and few between. It can either be done in the room or she will ask you to go to the rest room. Tips range between 50 to 200 dollars, remember this is a rule of thumb more then anything else.

The Aftermath
Normally, if you are a smooth talker you may be able to bed the girl if you are in a place like Boss. But if you are in a place like Tiananamen etc, you may be turned down etc. But most will do it for you for the right price. The highest I have paid to bed a girl from Tiananmen is about 1.1k. Just for a 5 hour fuck. Works out to be about 200 plus an hour.

Dislikes about KTVs
Action is not as hot as it should, but it is ok. Basically you are playing a game more then anything else. A mind game. There is an overhead cost which must be incurred rather then just going down to business and if they think you are too straightfoward, buh bye. See lah for those who know me personally, they know I got blown off by my sex kitten because I was too straight forward. Sigh.

Likes about KTVs
You basically get to entertain people and drink in a more condusive environment if you know what I mean. More hours to basically play with friends. . Interesting place but more costly then your normal geylang trips for sure. .

Escort Agencies

Look in the phone book and you will find that there are tonnes and tonnes of escort agencies. But if you look closer my friend, you will find that most of them are using DBAs = doing business as and there are only seriously a handful of escort agencies in town. Most are basically runned by businessmen like Nathan. I am not sure who governs them, but I am sure they are also watched by the AVs closely.

The Setup
It is normal to check into a hotel before calling them *unless you are a regular client living in a private estate*. They can be quite downright rude if you are just calling for fun and I understand why, some people got nothing better to do then just call for fun and basically just run up the phone bills for them. Please lah, if you cannot afford, don't just call an escort agency to disturb disturb. Most escort agencies rely on a few sources for their girls and I think most escort agencies rely on locals more then anything else. Yep yep, you heard that right, if you want a local girl, then go to an escort agency. Yeah, I know some brothers here keep asking for young local girls and those who have used an escort agency don't even say. Kekeke. So now that I have leaked out the secret, any one want to give me $$$ for revealing it? Sigh, I sure make a bad magician who lets the secrets of the tricks out. Kekeke.

The Girls
Some are as young as 18 years old, though the common age I have seen is about 24 onwards. Most tend to be local girls, though some escort agencies will try to cheat you if you are not careful. They will send you a thai whore instead. Exotic girls can be gotten if you can contact the right company.

How to set up a session

Client: Hi, I was just wondering if you can send a girl over?

Escort Agency: Are you in a hotel?

Client: Yes, I am in Conrad Hotel room 666. You can call the receptionist at 888 8888 and ask for Mr. XYZ.

Escort Agency: I will call you back.

*Hangs up the phone*

Expect a call back in 20 minutes or move on to the next agency. After they have verified you are who you say you are, you will be asked what type of girl you want etc and then they will call you back again to confirm if a girl matches your description. Don't be an asshole and ask if the girl can fuck etc please lah, these guys cannot get into trouble one and you are only setting them up. . Just use keywords like Full service etc.

The Prices
Most escort agencies in town charge by the hour. With the lowest being 250 for a filipino. Yucks. And about up to 2k for something really classy like an airstewardess or a japanese. The price range is high and far. Locals tend to be cheaper at about 350 an hour. Because of the price range this type of service is left for the business and corporate man normally. I mean at 350 an hour and you cannot choose, well you know what I mean. Overnights are negotiated with the Escort Agency directly.

Likes about Escort Agencies
Discretness. They seldom see you and more often then not it is just the girl. You can charge it to your credit card. Big plus right there. They see less clients. I think sometimes they see less then 3 clients a day or less. Wide contact range.

Dislikes about Escort Agencies
Have to wait like hell sometimes and sometimes they don't call you back at all. Basically don't want your business. Service so so only. Cannot expect them to see so much though because in comparison they see less clients then their sister whores in Geylang. More costly. An overnight with a japanese may cost above 3k a night.

Freelancers (Full Time)

There are some freelancers like Irene and Ice and Alice that have been floating around for some time. These tend to be full time freelancers. The way to find out if it is a full time freelancer is basically to see if they have a special time they do it or anytime you call also can do it. Rule of thumb. Part timers only have a fixed time eg, from 11 am until 6 pm before their work or just after work from 3 pm until 11 pm.

The Game
Normally, full time freelancers are called freelancers because they have no pimps or okts. They answer the phone directly themselves and you basically make an appointment to see them etc. Don't sms them for crying out loud. Some of them may not be able to read english. I mean think about it, do you think our famous Xiao Hong or Xiao Ching actually know how to read English? Naw, I don't think so. Be direct. A list is currently circulating around and I have basically tried most of them, except the malay girls. Most of them are ok, but not the best if you ask me. Most do about 2-5 clients a day. Think about it, it still works out to a decent amount of guys per month.

Dislikes of Freelancers
Often choose dinky hotels. I mean, I hate places like Hotel 81 etc, but they like it. Sigh. Once they are in the room hard to get rid off especially if they are ugly. Some have had children before, but probably a good point for those with that fetish huh? Short time only.

Likes of Freelancers
Something different. At least you can be sure that they will walk out on a john if they hate especially if they are racist. I don't mean to be racist but think about it. If they were from China, they wouldn't do indians at least most won't. So basically you are in that group, know what I mean? More expensive and harder to find except thru detective work, they are less used by others, a plus point to me.

Personal OKTs (Pimps)

Short form for oh kui tao. Hokkien for someone who guards chickens. Basically the point man for girls you wish to meet up with. Basically a value add guy/woman who will provide you girls which meets your needs. .

The Setup
Hard to find. Basically introduced by friends and word of mouth. Normally a meeting is necessary but not often required. A phone call is normally done after which they will deliver the girl to your place. Or if need be they will arrange a place to drop off the girl. Basically it works like an escort agency to a large extent. Credit system if you are familiar with the guy. In fact, some are escort agencies.

The Price
Range from about 400 onwards to about 800 plus for an overnight. Don't count by per hour but rather overnights. Some are a lot cheaper.

The Girls
Part time girls from China, Vietnam, Russia, Cambodia, Latin America, Japanese what have you. Because they work on an overnight basis, you are assured that they are less seen by guys. Maximum 2 people per day, but don't say if they work part time also in the day lah.....kekeke. Some are ok, looking though some have evidence of having a child before, but there are gems in the market.

The Practice
Delivers the girls you want (choice limited) due to sending to your place etc. If you want, you just choose the girls etc and pay accordingly. China being the cheapest to Japanese being the most expensive.

Likes of Personal OKTs Girls
Exotice women around the world. Service of OKT is exceptional especially if you know them well after a few times of using them. Can call anytime even after 4 am. . Will deliver to door step. Freshness of girls. Because these girls are factory girls or just tourists, their turn around rate is extremely high. Like you may be able to see three brand new girls in a week. Calls you up if there are new additions to his collection. Be careful if you want this type of service. Which may mean a brand new girl every day or so then your phone call will be everyday. Kekeke.

Dislikes of Personal OKTs Girls
Sometimes treats you like a fool and sends bad girls and then must pay $50 dollars taxi fare. Sigh. Service of girls not the greatest. Some may not do blow jobs. Sigh. But then again to each his own. Seems more expensive then a regular trip to Geylang but then again, is it really? Naw. Newbies may get burnt. Also, sometimes may end up with a girl who has have had children.

Recommendation
I suggest using the personal OKTs most at least for my own preference. The reason is simple. I need discreetness and I love having being served hand and foot and I hate to have anyone know I am screwing a whore and I am sure many people hate that also. More cost effective then screwing any girl right now. If you do and average of 3 shots per night that works out to less then 150 dollars each plus on top of it you get the company of a woman. Besides afterwards, I often get their numbers to basically cut out the OKT, which is good if you want to see her again. . I highly recommend getting a personal OKT.

Summary

Wow, I don't believe I wrote such a long report!!! I should copyright this article and basically publish it! Heck, I wonder if it will sell if I approach MPH to sell it for me or Borders for that matter. . Anyone want to sponser this self publish book? Kekeke.

Anyway, in conclusion it depends on what you are and what are you seeking in life. For me, I seek some companionship together with sex. Some may be seeking for just soley sex, whereby I suggest you go straight to Geylang because it has great sex. Some look for adventure, I suggest you use an escort agency if you can afford it or you can try the freelancers if you don't want to pay an arm and a leg. To me, I think the best value for money is using a personal OKT. . Anyway, I hope you found my article helpful and enjoyed reading as much as I have taken the pains to write it. And happy fucking gentlemen!

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