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which part should one spray with perfume or cologne?

leetahbar

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of late, something very strange is happening to me. people just love giving me colognes and perfume.

let's see. i got ISSEY MIYAKE's INTENSE, burberry, ck's ETERNITY, FERRARI (didn't even know got such perfume) and finally another bottle came - CHANEL #5.

one giver said u dab some on ur wrists, neck or shirt collars. as all come in spray, the part i really wanna to apply is u know where.

so where should all these fragrances be sprayed and aimed at on your body?:rolleyes:
 
u shoot in ze air n get a golden shower! ... :eek:
 
for you, it's your stinking arse and mouth. they're like conjoined twins, spewing flatulence and flattery like a pig caught in the jaws of a snake.
 
issey miyake intense is the best.

u walk past the gals, they wink at u. u walk pass the guys, they also wink at u! LOL!!
 
the nephews and nieces love FERRARI!! they got even more excited when i told them the fragrance was a FERRARI.:D
 
issey miyake intense is the best.

u walk past the gals, they wink at u. u walk pass the guys, they also wink at u! LOL!!

Why the fuck would you need any cologne spray when you have Bangla Cock breath all over your stinking self! And when the fuck are you going to up lorry?:D
 
of late, something very strange is happening to me. people just love giving me colognes and perfume.

let's see. i got ISSEY MIYAKE's INTENSE, burberry, ck's ETERNITY, FERRARI (didn't even know got such perfume) and finally another bottle came - CHANEL #5.

one giver said u dab some on ur wrists, neck or shirt collars. as all come in spray, the part i really wanna to apply is u know where.

so where should all these fragrances be sprayed and aimed at on your body?:rolleyes:

You are bad ass . People are suggesting you got BO . You still don't get it .
 
Like that also need to ask... of course spray the smelliest part with the perfume lah! of course, the question is where is the smelliest part?
 
Go and buy a tub, then pour all the perfume and fill it up. Soak in for 24 hours and u will be fine.
 
It is an indication that you stink indefintely. Perfume or Colognes would not help, what you need is more shower and control the type of food you eat.

of late, something very strange is happening to me. people just love giving me colognes and perfume.
 
the best orgasmic fragrance i got was one fine day, i sprayed all the perfumes/colognes just a chap suey. boy!! i left a path of long lasting fragrance even the stinky fishmonger complimented!
 
just to please the giver of the fragrance, i ve marked each bottle the name of the person who gave me.

if i meeting giver A, then i spray his/her fragrance marked with his/her name :)

but if co-incidentally, it's a party and every givers could be present, then it's a choy suey rojak mix of all the sprays in one go.:D
 
i ve learnt very well indeed. if u meet a human, u speak in human language. meet a ghost, u speak ghost talk.

same goes for the perfumes:p
 
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cyberfragrance! look at what miracle it can do! it attracts a loser coward clones who is also a TEETU!!
 
of late, something very strange is happening to me. people just love giving me colognes and perfume.

let's see. i got ISSEY MIYAKE's INTENSE, burberry, ck's ETERNITY, FERRARI (didn't even know got such perfume) and finally another bottle came - CHANEL #5.

one giver said u dab some on ur wrists, neck or shirt collars. as all come in spray, the part i really wanna to apply is u know where.

so where should all these fragrances be sprayed and aimed at on your body?:rolleyes:

How abt Eau de Sulphuric Acid on your mouth? Kinda stinks :D
 
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