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PEASANTPORE: Ruler Loong says his regime has always been working peasants till they drop dead or incur ruinous debts to improve Imperial Familee's life, through successive generations.
Ruler Loong was speaking at the regime's rally for Punggol East by-erection on Thursday night.
Contradicting candidate Cocky Koh who claimed he does not need big shots in his final rally for the campaign, Ruler Loong exhorted stupid peasant voters to consider carefully what the by-erection is about.
He stressed that the by-erection is about choosing his lackey with the heart and abilities to serve the Imperial Familee.
The by-erection is also about supporting a regime that will serve Ruler Loong and his Imperial Familee. It is also a vote for a more stressful lives for toiling peasants.
Ruler Loong stressed that toiling, the regime has transformed Imperial Familee's with some lard given to peasants to ensure they stayed obedient and indolent.
One example is the Baba Kwa family, formerly a pro-British family who worked as colonial civil serpents. Today, it is a Noble Family with its inept members holding high regime posts despite their incompetence. In addition, they are courted and employed by foreign organisations who seek to curry favour with Ruler Loong.
And there is more for the Imperial Familee. Old Autocrat started as a poor and out Baba who was forced to toil as their family fortune was wasted in typical riches-to-rags tale. However with initial protection from the Kwa family and allying himself with the Brits and Northern Mats, he managed to crown himself the Peasantpore Raja after purging the amateur Northern Matland Commies. With support from Uncle Sam, Old Autocrat managed to subvert Westminister proceedings and turn Peasantpore into a cheap labour hub for Ang Mohs and Nihons to plunder South East Asia. Learning carefully from King Rama IX instead of Indoland Maha-Raja Suharto, the Imperial Familee amassed great wealth but was subtle to disguise their stash to the admiration of numerous Ang Mohs and Nihons. By 1990s, the political control exerted by Old Autocrat was at its peak and he proved it by putting in place Dynastic Succession to ensure Crown Prince Loong will eventually ascend the throne as Ruler Loong.
He stressed that what Peasantpore has achieved what PRC Commie will be doing so. This was done together with brave and hardworking peasants who hailed from the 1910-1940 generations, toiling hard but eventually dying as destitute peasants and blamed by successive regimes as louts.
Ruler Loong also refuted the Angry Teochew's accusations that the regime has changed. He played language games said successive regimes, from Old Autocrat to ex-Regent Woody Goh to present his reign, have had to change policies with the times to ensure peasants continue to toil for Imperial Familee despite global norms thumbing down despots.
He stressed the regime's fundamental ideals have not changed, neither has its goal to exploit stupid peasants and to collude with rich merchants to enrich Imperial Familee.
For the elderly, Ruler Loong emphasised that they may have helped build Peasantpore together but the regime cannot perform charity for that great generation. Wiser peasants remembered Ruler Loong folding his arms gleefully while egging on Half Breed Viv who asked Lily Neo to shut her arse during the infamous debate to starve destitute old peasants.
In addition, he reminded peasants that the regime will always stay on the side of merchants and only continues to maintain high standards of integrity to protect their interests while treating the stupid peasants as 'expendable cheap labour'.
Ruler Loong went off tangent to crowed that the regime still maintains high standards of integrity as long stupid peasants continue to pay them million dollar stipends. He crows while there might be a few bad hats among his regime lackeys and minions, the regime need only to inform stupid peasants if rare scandals surface.
Another example of integrity, when Labour Yaw was caughts pants down fucking on the sly outside his marriage, the regime went ballistic and used heavy cannon fire to pound Angry Teochew Low. The latter was lambasted as a goondu who cannot control his protege's cumshots and Duke of Punggol had a field day making fun of Angry Teochew Low.
As retribution turns a full cycle, Lecher Michael Palmer decided to do a Lusty Yaw and was forced to resign after news that Peasants' Association Laura Ong is often in throes of Heavenly Ecstasy after tasting the 18 Lusty Palms.
Ruler Loong hinted to peasants it was Lecher Palmer who offered to resign and the regime transparently named the various favourite sexual positions by Palmer and Laura. In addition, Ruler Loong claimed he was honourable to declare a by-erection after ensuring it will be a 4 corner fight to secure a victory for Cocky Koh.
In contrast, Labour's Angry Teochew had to sack Horny Yaw without official news of the favourite sex stances that Lecher Yaw preferred and fend off opportunists who tried to contest in Hougang.
Ruler Loong once again hinted to stupid Punggol East peasants that each polling card has a serial number and is tied to marked polling stations for easy identification. He warned that rebellious birdcage blocks will be easily identified for 'processing'.
Ruler Loong conceded that retribution works in strange ways and peasants should not take Lecher Palmer as a sign that rot has set in and the regime is on the path of slow decline.
He said the regime makes expensive mistakes and lapses 'regularly' and cursed the Internet and new media for exposing their gaffles. Ruler Loong says like all regimes, it will never admits to its mistakes and shortcomings but will blame them on indolent loutish local peasants. The regime has no obligations to do its best for peasants that it held in absolute contempt but will rather work closely with merchants as they are better cash cows.
Ruler Loong said while the peasants perceived the regime is on the path of irreversible decline, he is confident the various legalist tricks in place will secure Familee's hold on political power for at least 3 generations. He stressed he will be working hard to make peasants forget his son's Hongyi's AWOL case while appointing Overtime Tan, Little Jew Chan 'Kee Chiew' and Heng $wee $wee and Lawlan Wong as caretaker regents to the spoilt Clown Prince Hongyi.
So Ruler Loong stressed that the question to ask is: 'Should peasants maintain status quo and kowtow Familee 5 times daily or seek Peasants' Renaissance?'
Ruler Loong said the regime needs to develop a capable and committed minions and lackeys to serve the Imperial Familee. He stressed good Peasants' Representatives should rubber stamp his decrees.
Ruler Loong said stupid local peasants have no choice but to 'lan lan LPPL' continue to support the regime.
"Peasants who read too much Jane Austen's novels or get carried away by Obama's rhetorical speeches needs to have their prick heads examined. The regime has not changed its purpose and what's its purpose? Action for the Familee and toil only for stupid peasants; to act on the Lees' behalf, to be your feudal lords, while you continue to our loyal serfs, to be mechants' cheap labour, to create fat cat jobs and lush housing for foreigners and to ensure continued prosperity for Familee only. That's the reason why the lackeys and minions join the regime.," he said.
Ruler Loong decrees stupid peasants to vote for Cocky Koh, saying he will be able to teach them how to survive on 1 tin of biscuit per week while working 24x7 to make profits for Ang Mohs and Nihons.
Ruler Loong sneered Cocky Koh will never help Punggol East residents but that he has the potential to cum up with anti-peasant policies and that is good enough for the regime.
PEASANTPORE: Ruler Loong says his regime has always been working peasants till they drop dead or incur ruinous debts to improve Imperial Familee's life, through successive generations.
Ruler Loong was speaking at the regime's rally for Punggol East by-erection on Thursday night.
Contradicting candidate Cocky Koh who claimed he does not need big shots in his final rally for the campaign, Ruler Loong exhorted stupid peasant voters to consider carefully what the by-erection is about.
He stressed that the by-erection is about choosing his lackey with the heart and abilities to serve the Imperial Familee.
The by-erection is also about supporting a regime that will serve Ruler Loong and his Imperial Familee. It is also a vote for a more stressful lives for toiling peasants.
Ruler Loong stressed that toiling, the regime has transformed Imperial Familee's with some lard given to peasants to ensure they stayed obedient and indolent.
One example is the Baba Kwa family, formerly a pro-British family who worked as colonial civil serpents. Today, it is a Noble Family with its inept members holding high regime posts despite their incompetence. In addition, they are courted and employed by foreign organisations who seek to curry favour with Ruler Loong.
And there is more for the Imperial Familee. Old Autocrat started as a poor and out Baba who was forced to toil as their family fortune was wasted in typical riches-to-rags tale. However with initial protection from the Kwa family and allying himself with the Brits and Northern Mats, he managed to crown himself the Peasantpore Raja after purging the amateur Northern Matland Commies. With support from Uncle Sam, Old Autocrat managed to subvert Westminister proceedings and turn Peasantpore into a cheap labour hub for Ang Mohs and Nihons to plunder South East Asia. Learning carefully from King Rama IX instead of Indoland Maha-Raja Suharto, the Imperial Familee amassed great wealth but was subtle to disguise their stash to the admiration of numerous Ang Mohs and Nihons. By 1990s, the political control exerted by Old Autocrat was at its peak and he proved it by putting in place Dynastic Succession to ensure Crown Prince Loong will eventually ascend the throne as Ruler Loong.
He stressed that what Peasantpore has achieved what PRC Commie will be doing so. This was done together with brave and hardworking peasants who hailed from the 1910-1940 generations, toiling hard but eventually dying as destitute peasants and blamed by successive regimes as louts.
Ruler Loong also refuted the Angry Teochew's accusations that the regime has changed. He played language games said successive regimes, from Old Autocrat to ex-Regent Woody Goh to present his reign, have had to change policies with the times to ensure peasants continue to toil for Imperial Familee despite global norms thumbing down despots.
He stressed the regime's fundamental ideals have not changed, neither has its goal to exploit stupid peasants and to collude with rich merchants to enrich Imperial Familee.
For the elderly, Ruler Loong emphasised that they may have helped build Peasantpore together but the regime cannot perform charity for that great generation. Wiser peasants remembered Ruler Loong folding his arms gleefully while egging on Half Breed Viv who asked Lily Neo to shut her arse during the infamous debate to starve destitute old peasants.
In addition, he reminded peasants that the regime will always stay on the side of merchants and only continues to maintain high standards of integrity to protect their interests while treating the stupid peasants as 'expendable cheap labour'.
Ruler Loong went off tangent to crowed that the regime still maintains high standards of integrity as long stupid peasants continue to pay them million dollar stipends. He crows while there might be a few bad hats among his regime lackeys and minions, the regime need only to inform stupid peasants if rare scandals surface.
Another example of integrity, when Labour Yaw was caughts pants down fucking on the sly outside his marriage, the regime went ballistic and used heavy cannon fire to pound Angry Teochew Low. The latter was lambasted as a goondu who cannot control his protege's cumshots and Duke of Punggol had a field day making fun of Angry Teochew Low.
As retribution turns a full cycle, Lecher Michael Palmer decided to do a Lusty Yaw and was forced to resign after news that Peasants' Association Laura Ong is often in throes of Heavenly Ecstasy after tasting the 18 Lusty Palms.
Ruler Loong hinted to peasants it was Lecher Palmer who offered to resign and the regime transparently named the various favourite sexual positions by Palmer and Laura. In addition, Ruler Loong claimed he was honourable to declare a by-erection after ensuring it will be a 4 corner fight to secure a victory for Cocky Koh.
In contrast, Labour's Angry Teochew had to sack Horny Yaw without official news of the favourite sex stances that Lecher Yaw preferred and fend off opportunists who tried to contest in Hougang.
Ruler Loong once again hinted to stupid Punggol East peasants that each polling card has a serial number and is tied to marked polling stations for easy identification. He warned that rebellious birdcage blocks will be easily identified for 'processing'.
Ruler Loong conceded that retribution works in strange ways and peasants should not take Lecher Palmer as a sign that rot has set in and the regime is on the path of slow decline.
He said the regime makes expensive mistakes and lapses 'regularly' and cursed the Internet and new media for exposing their gaffles. Ruler Loong says like all regimes, it will never admits to its mistakes and shortcomings but will blame them on indolent loutish local peasants. The regime has no obligations to do its best for peasants that it held in absolute contempt but will rather work closely with merchants as they are better cash cows.
Ruler Loong said while the peasants perceived the regime is on the path of irreversible decline, he is confident the various legalist tricks in place will secure Familee's hold on political power for at least 3 generations. He stressed he will be working hard to make peasants forget his son's Hongyi's AWOL case while appointing Overtime Tan, Little Jew Chan 'Kee Chiew' and Heng $wee $wee and Lawlan Wong as caretaker regents to the spoilt Clown Prince Hongyi.
So Ruler Loong stressed that the question to ask is: 'Should peasants maintain status quo and kowtow Familee 5 times daily or seek Peasants' Renaissance?'
Ruler Loong said the regime needs to develop a capable and committed minions and lackeys to serve the Imperial Familee. He stressed good Peasants' Representatives should rubber stamp his decrees.
Ruler Loong said stupid local peasants have no choice but to 'lan lan LPPL' continue to support the regime.
"Peasants who read too much Jane Austen's novels or get carried away by Obama's rhetorical speeches needs to have their prick heads examined. The regime has not changed its purpose and what's its purpose? Action for the Familee and toil only for stupid peasants; to act on the Lees' behalf, to be your feudal lords, while you continue to our loyal serfs, to be mechants' cheap labour, to create fat cat jobs and lush housing for foreigners and to ensure continued prosperity for Familee only. That's the reason why the lackeys and minions join the regime.," he said.
Ruler Loong decrees stupid peasants to vote for Cocky Koh, saying he will be able to teach them how to survive on 1 tin of biscuit per week while working 24x7 to make profits for Ang Mohs and Nihons.
Ruler Loong sneered Cocky Koh will never help Punggol East residents but that he has the potential to cum up with anti-peasant policies and that is good enough for the regime.
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