If NKS wins president election...

[ODACHEK]

....next thing he will do ahould be president's erection, sure pump his lover full tank the next day.

 

[A Singaporean]

I will shave my head and cut off my dick.

 

[Rogue Trader]

The whole country will meditate for 7 days

 

[sbfuncle]

If nks wins the election,
he will resign shortly after his honeymoon with sybil in the istana.
Lhl will ask him to resign.

 

[batman1]

The whole country will meditate for 7 days

Meditation will make the sinkees succeed in life and the country prosper.

 

[laksaboy]

Doubt it. Tartman the WEF boy will win. If the PAP's selected candidate were a more odious creature, it might be a different story.

 

[Baimi]

More lucky numbers for SGreans.

 

[LexLuthor]

Then he will spark a new lifestyle in Singapore, where it's hip for men to only marry women who are 30 years younger.

He injects a new hope into Pioneers and Merdekas, and they no longer have to worry about those jealous fucks talking behind their back about being a cradle snatcher.

Being flaccid is a thing of the past. Every Pioneer and Merdeka can declare : "I'm fucking young!" ... yes, literally fucking a young chick.