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nice story

erection2015

Alfrescian (InfP) + C
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in
Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles,
along for the company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and
before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.
Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly
in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo
now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he
immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his
back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is
about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy,
that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are
any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in
mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he
slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard,
"That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole
scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this
knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from
the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees
him heading after the leopard with great speed, and
figures that something must be up. The monkey soon
catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of
and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's
going to happen to that conniving canine!
Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the
monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do
now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with
his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen
them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear,
the old poodle says.
"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago
to bring me another leopard!

Moral of this story...

Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will
always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and
brilliance only come with age and experience.*
 

erection2015

Alfrescian (InfP) + C
not very sure bro...by the time i l

logged in the ban was over.

I was only aware that i had been banned from reading the threads and a PM from Ah Kow



how did you get banned on april 26, 2012, tell us when you are back.
 
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Fook Seng

Alfrescian (Inf)
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erection2011 said:
not very sure bro...by the time i l

logged in the ban was over.

I was only aware that i had been banned from reading the threads and a PM from Ah Kow

AlamaKing?
 
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