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Chitchat Bikini Babes training Kungfu with Shaolin Monks, Power Sia!!!

To hell with Krav Maga~ I'm gonna go to Henan to become a shaolin monk!
 
they are learning chi (by) kong............... lethal art which the toughest man cannot tahan
 
No photo no talk!

A Chinese rafting attraction has established a team of bikini-clad lifeguards to ensure the safety of its visitors and accompany solo tourists to enjoy the water sport.

To become a member of the 'Goddess Lifesavers' at Gulongxia Rafting in southern China, candidates must wear bikinis and combat kung fu masters before being recruited.

In addition, these toned female employees will work as personal companions to help solo tourists enjoy rafting.


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what is cheeby when monk reaches religious nivarna? dun confuse with knee varna
 
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Monk: Now I am going to show you my "Metal Head Technique" (铁头功)

Babe：How about another head between your legs?

Monk: I think my other head also mastered the "Metal Bird Head Technique" (铁鸟头功)

Babe：Let me try that special technique......

Monk: I‘m going to show you that I am the toughest monk in the world!

Babe: Sifu, let's cum.......
 
Today I made a big fat mistake and lost HKD 30K on my first trade. Yet several trades later I end the day with a profit of more than HKD 40K. Now I will concentrate on eliminating my mistakes and consolidating and synchronising all my existing strategies and tactics before learning new ones.

Then when I am a multi-millionaire, I will hire a small team of beautiful and kickass secretaries from China:

http://manplate.com/female-bodyguards-in-china-are-so-important-because/
 
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Asterix said:
Today I made a big fat mistake and lost HKD 30K on my first trade. Yet several trades later I end the day with a profit of more than HKD 40K. Now I will concentrate on eliminating my mistakes and consolidating and synchronising all my existing strategies and tactics before learning new ones.

Then when I am a multi-millionaire, I will hire a small team of beautiful and kickass secretaries from China:

http://manplate.com/female-bodyguards-in-china-are-so-important-because/
Click to expand...

Opportunity to kill many birds with one stone here:

1. Buy up school that trains these gorgeous fellow lesbians :)

2. Select the best trainees as my personal "secretaries".

3. Hide my ownership of school. Other trainees serve as my business rivals' "secretaries" to spy and sabotage on behalf of their fellow lesbian :roll eyes:

4. Buy high class escort agency. Retirees from "secretarial" services can join and again make money on my behalf.

5. Smarter "secretaries" will be trained to day trade index futures and if pass provided with seed capital on basis of 80-20 profit split. No need to guess who take 80%.

GREED IS GOOD!

[video=youtube;Gb77kyhzCac]https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gb77kyhzCac[/video]
 
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are u fucking serious?these fucking jungle fucking bush bitches looks like they are more muscular and masculine than jackie chan and donnie yen combined.they look like they about to snap off my cock with one gnash of their vaginal walls and teeth.
 
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Asterix said:
Opportunity to kill many birds with one stone here:

1. Buy up school that trains these gorgeous fellow lesbians :)

2. Select the best trainees as my personal "secretaries".

3. Hide my ownership of school. Other trainees serve as my business rivals' "secretaries" to spy and sabotage on behalf of their fellow lesbian :roll eyes:

4. Buy high class escort agency. Retirees from "secretarial" services can join and again make money on my behalf.

5. Smarter "secretaries" will be trained to day trade index futures and if pass provided with seed capital on basis of 80-20 profit split. No need to guess who take 80%.

GREED IS GOOD!

[video=youtube;Gb77kyhzCac]https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gb77kyhzCac[/video]
Click to expand...

wow these female bodyguards can punch and kick better than ns men!!
 
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Monk: (Whisper) You feigned a fainting spell and I will bring you out from here......

Babe: Why so?

Monk: So that we can continue our jungle warfare training in the woods......
 
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Since Pinky is weak and need some therapy, he should go for this type of training which can help him in recovery.
 
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