What is the Singapore Cow?

eErotica69 said:

Foreign Trash Tonychat has 2 cows.

He does not eat them nor drink their milk cos he is a vegan.

He name them Cow Pei and Cow Bu cos this is what he does best online.

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Since when Vegan cannot drink milk???

Papsmearer said:

Singapore Cow:

You have 2 cows in a sleepy fishing village
The 2 cows produce more and more milk every year
Farmer Lee comes along and exhorts the cows to produce even more milk
Farmer Lee takes all the milk from the by now half dead cows
Farmer Lee abandons original exhausted cows and imports foreign cows for new milking.

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Actually, the farmers squeezed the 2 cows for milk until they became rebellious and refused to be milked. How to get more milk? The farmer then got a brilliant idea. Why not bring in more foreign cows and feed them cheap weeds and get more milk. The rest is history.

Papsmearer said:

Singapore Cow:

You have 2 cows in a sleepy fishing village
The 2 cows produce more and more milk every year
Farmer Lee comes along and exhorts the cows to produce even more milk
Farmer Lee takes all the milk from the by now half dead cows
Farmer Lee abandons original exhausted cows and imports foreign cows for new milking.

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Farmer Lee's daughter in law uses your money to buy expensive useless cows and then sell away at a loss.
They insist these are profitable ventures.

The Singapore government has 2 cows both bought from Malaysia cheaply. One is the $8 cow with black nipples and cries often. The other cow has a moled face, not only short in stature, but also in forward planning. Moled-face cow has been put to pasture while $8 cow has replaced useless moled-face cow to milk the sheep as much as possible.

blindswordsman said:

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Actually, the farmers squeezed the 2 cows for milk until they became rebellious and refused to be milked. How to get more milk? The farmer then got a brilliant idea. Why not bring in more foreign cows and feed them cheap weeds and get more milk. The rest is history.

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Well said...i have added to your points.

End GRC system of elections to save Singaporeans from political ignorance/ indifferen

Please End GRC system of Elections to save Singaporeans from Political Ignorance/ Indifference.

blindswordsman (22Feb2014) said:

Thread source (SBY): What is the Singapore Cow?

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AhMeng said:

So what about Singapore 2 Cows?
TWO COWS ~{Matthias Varga}
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away
... ...

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Singapore Cow:
You have 2 cows in a sleepy fishing village
The 2 cows produce more and more milk every year
Farmer Lee comes along and exhorts the cows to produce even more milk
Farmer Lee takes all the milk from the by now half dead cows
Farmer Lee abandons original exhausted cows and imports foreign cows for new milking.

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Actually, the farmers squeezed the 2 cows for milk until they became rebellious and refused to be milked. How to get more milk? The farmer then got a brilliant idea. Why not bring in more foreign cows and feed them cheap weeds and get more milk. The rest is history.

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Hi blindswordsman, well said, I like that, n our farmers tell us they are "professionals": Group Representation Constituencies (GRC): really = Goal-posts Relocation Conspiracy. In typical corrupt countries: e.g. India, Philippines, we hear stories of politicians stuffing ballot boxes with duplicate/ fraud votes (they bribe election commission/ printers etc to get their way). LKY in 1988 however, changed the goal post by stuffing parliament with amalgamations of SMCs into GRCs to keep out independent candidates and smaller opposition parties (which is about everyone else): thus promoting much in-breeding of political ideas in parliament: all this despite having had the option of simply piggy-backing minority race representation on the (existent since 1984) NCMP scheme to guarantee opposition candidates in parliament with the least disruption to the one constituency one MP system (GRCs could be cooperation between SMCs only after elections: as Punggol-East currently is now)(Non-Constituency Minority MP(NCMMP) can vote only on issues race related, but can speak up on anything).

So was the ever inflating size GRC system of elections indeed primarily created to 'guarantee minority representation'?: I reckon no, that was just the secondary intention if any, the primary intention being to keep out all forms of opposition from parliament: be they independent candidates or opposition parties, none of whom would be large enough to muster sufficient talent to conquer a 6member GRC> but channelled towards a self-defeating death trap of contesting under 10 SMCs (down from 80plus SMC seats pre GRC era): the more opposition parties contesting, the higher would be the PAP's chance of winning. Thus the ultimate Tsun Tse art of war move by LKY: to defeat the opposition by shifting the goal post to demoralise them: unfortunately however, this committed the moral hazard of fascist/ dictatorial constitutional change to exclude the opposition from parliament. The current Singapore constitution is thus corrupted in that regard; for Singapore to mature politically, GRC must go and constitutional change in that direction is necessary.

Scrap the GRC system of elections, bring on bi-monthly television debates between competing politicians to educate Singaporeans about moral-values and differing political systems. Unless Singaporeans are more involved in national decision making, political in-breeding will certainly be the downfall of Singapore.

Any extension/ embellishment of the GRC system of elections in that regard is just Pinocchio's nose getting longer: Singapore's downfall would then be twice as hard.

So they demand to be paid like professionals:

Professionals at cow inbreeding perhaps:


The ultimate result of all this hubris:
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Proof:
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Stompiss ( 26-03-2013 said:

Thread source: ' A Tale of 2 Cows'
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour...

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PAP killed Singapore. We need to vote out these motherfuckers who continue to abuse its people.

China Cow:

You buy 2 Chinese cows
You discovered one is a fake cow, and is actually a goat
The goat insists its a cow and produces documents to prove this, which are also fake
You calmly point these fake credentials out to the goat
The Goat throws a temper tantrum, calls you names, creates a public scene, pee and spits on your nice floor
You have goat curry for dinner the next night

Two Cows ~ love it!

Two cows - love it!

SOCIALISM

You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general

offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company

secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a

new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive...

Re: Two Cows ~ love it!

Singapore

you have 2 cows.

1. One must pay COE,

2. The other cow use your CPF to pay like HDB you think you own it actually you don't only last 99 years, thereafter zero value.

Kuailan said:

Two cows - love it!

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Re: Two Cows ~ love it!

Singapore:

You have no cows. All your cows belong to the PAP govt.

1 or 2 cows may be leased to you, the milk produced is heavily taxed. If your cow falls sick you will pay for its hospital bills. If your cow dies, its organs will be forcibly harvested.

Re: Two Cows ~ love it!

you have 2 bras.
1 sell to kurt tay.
1 you keep yourself for pcc

Re: Two Cows ~ love it!

my favourite:

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Re: Two Cows ~ love it!

A Singapore corporation:

You have two cows.
Cow Beh and Cow Bu.

Vegans cannot drink milk or eat any animal by products like cheese n eggs etc. There is a difference with vegans n vegetarians.

AhMeng said:

Since when Vegan cannot drink milk???

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