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Confucius says:
"Girl who make love in tomb may soon become mummy."
"Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn."
"Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time."
"State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun."
"He who plays with self, pulls boner."
"Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole."
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
"It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl."
"Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman has more."
"Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father."
"Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth."
"Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t."
"Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner."
"Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands."
"Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things."
"Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus."
"Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed."
"Man who jizz in cash register come into money."
"Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser."
"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there."
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out."
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
War not determine who is right, war determine who is left
"He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing."
"Virginity like bubble: one prick, all gone."
"Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day."
"Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ."
"Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night."
"It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk."
"Hole happy, whole body happy."
"Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house."
"Man who lay girl on hillside is not on the level."
"Man with athletic finger make broad jump."
"Man who marries girl with no bust have right to feel low down."
"Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs."
"Baby conceived in back seat of car with automatic transmission, grow up to be shiftless bastard."
"Man who bounce woman on bedspring this spring, have offspring next spring."
"Man with hand in pocket is having a ball."
"Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!"
"Woman who absentmindedly answer the door in her nightie is "Negligent"
"Man who want to catch a bra, should set a boobie trap."
"Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills."
"Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth."
"Man who put cock on stove have hot rod."
"Man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber."
"Man with one hand in pocket not necessarily jingling change."
"Boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand."
"Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!"
"Man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist."
"Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink."
"Girl should not marry basketball player: he dribbles before he shoots."
"Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip."
"Basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her."
"If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient."
"Girl who douches with vinegar walk around with sour puss."
"Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honourable discharge."
"Prisoner who paints in jail, will have brush with the law."
"Student who study history, will find there is no future in it."
"Army like blow job the closer to discharge you get, the better it feels."
"Squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts."
"Man who masturbate, only screwing himself."
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