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Temasek Found A Replacement For Goodyear!

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http://johnharding.com/2009/09/02/temasek-finds-a-replacement-for-goodyear/

Johnharding.com, 3 Sep 2009

Temasek finds a replacement for Goodyear!

Temasek Holdings, Singapore’s sovereign wealth fund, has found a replacement for Charles “Chip” Waterhouse Goodyear IV - it’s in the revision of its charter!

What Goodyear, or whoever that guy was, could not do, Temasek’s revision of its seven-year old charter will do.

Temasek will get its money out of Singapore as soon as possible, and invest in countries like the United States - folks who really need the money.​

According to Temasek, its revised charter is one that “more accurately reflects its investment objectives and relationship with the Singapore Government.”

Sure it does, and let’s see how.​

Temasek will morph into an investment company managed on “commercial principles,” something like U.S. bailout recipient, Goldman Sachs.​

When Temasek was founded in 2002, its portfolio “was largely concentrated in Singapore,” said Temasek chairman S. Dhanabalan.

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Dhanabalan


According to Dhanabalan, this was thanks to Temasek’s “yellow pages rule,” which suggested that Temasek divest itself of any investment that could be found in Singapore’s Yellow Pages.

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Temasek investment tool - Singapore Yellow Pages


Temasek’s “yellow pages rule” is something like throwing darts at a map to decide where to invest. With the help of the “yellow pages rule,” Temasek has succeeding in moving about two-thirds of its portfolio to countries outside of Singapore.​

Mr. Dhanabalan has now stated Temasek’s new investment rule in one short and nonsensical sentence, “We invest and divest as and when we see value.’”​

You divest when you see value?​

Sounds kewl, man.​

Another change being made is that the frequent ad hoc meetings between Temasek and Singapore Government will be replaced with “more structured once-a-year briefings.”​

In other words, Singapore will not have many chances to see what Temasek is doing.

Of course, at family dinners, Ho Ching, Temasek’s CEO, can tell her father-in-law, Singapore’s leader, Lee Kuan Yew all about where the money is <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">hidden</span> going.​

There is also a back-up plan.

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Goodyear clone Simon Israel


Waiting in the wings to take over Temasek is another foreigner, Simon Israel, quietly appointed as Temasek’s Executive Director.​

Simon Israel has an impressive background. He has 10 years of experience with the Danone Group (leading yogurt producer) as Chairman Asia Pacific and a 22-year career with Sara Lee Corporation (pre-baked cakes) across the Asia Pacific region.​

With his experience with yogurt and cakes, Simon Israel is ready and qualified to lead Temasek.​

He looks like a Goodyear type of guy - Temasek goes for that.​

Now Singapore’s leader, Lee Kuan Yew, can say like Marie Antoinette, “Let them eat cake!”

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Dannon Yogurt!

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Sara Lee Cake!

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