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Serious Ruler Loong wins the battle but loses the war

mscitw

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Heng $wee $wee, late Comprador's favourite errand boy, is tipped by the reputable Financial Sex Times (FT) as Ruler Loong’s likely successor but that came crashing down after divine retribution extracted a sweet revenge on House of Lee.

Heng $wee $wee suffered a stroke after trying too hard to overshadow Tarman. Minion Heng eventually collapsed during a Imperial Court meeting and popular and capable Tarman had to back pedal to cover his duties.

Ruler Loong had originally wanted to 'retire' after the 2015 victories and adopt the Rockefeller model, where he cede some power to loyal lackeys who will rule the peasants while his House of Lee exercise veto power (see Exxonmobil Model).


Observers of Peasantpore’s politics see House of Lee will suffer a major setback as Ruler Loong will be forced to face unfriendly peasants in 2020 without late Comprador Lee's funeral to give him a boost. Ruler Loong will be unable to have time to evolve in a Rockefeller style king maker role while having limited options to please greedy local peasants while his new foreign peasants realised they have been shortchanged by HDB and CPF.

In addition, the House of Lee's scions are either incompetent or merely smooth talkers. "Nobody trust that clown who complain to the top brass after he awol from duty officer", an unnamed wise peasant noted.

In a Sunday Times Sex commentary last October, long-time political idiot and Mouthpiece Paul Lampard First Class Han Ah Kwang was forced to recant a rosy ending for House of Lee.

“Ruler Loong may have won 2015 Erections using Pork Barrel Politics and Sympathy Votes, but in the end lost the war. Divine retribution took $wee $wee away to frustrate House of Lee. What is the point of winning Labour in 2015 when Ruler Loong has to face a stronger Labour and angrier peasants in 2020? Plus $wee $wee a bit too much to heap insults on "The Thambiah".

Han noted that the Peasantpore “is on a decline after $wee $wee or even Tarman could not solve the regime's Rent Addiction”.

Han then cited former ex-Regent Ah Goh Goh and Ruler Loong, who were former Sex Trade and Industry Minion and Moneybags Minion respectively but neither took aim at the Rent Addiction economy of Peasantpore that only benefit a small segment of the population.

In his Budget Debate Round-Up speech last week (April 6), $wee $wee noted that Budget 2016 is Peasantpore’s last chance to break the Rent Addiction.

He urged Peasants to learn from the European Pedophiles and Nihon Panties Collectors with the following advice:

a. Rent Addiction will doom Peasantpore, look at SMRT Logic, classic example. Peasantpore must learn from Europeans Paedophiles and Nihon Panties Collectors – to find new sex enhancement aids for Yankees, not simple collecting rent while the infrastructure goes down southwards.

b. The Sex Committee on the Future Economy, if necessary, legalise Bapok rights so that they can help plot out what Peasantpore can sell to the Yankees instead of giving them them cheap serfs.

c. Lackeys must think out of box, not just kowtow to Ruler Loong and aspire to be a Minion or Peasants' Representative or worse, work in French restaurants overseas as a fat cat.

d. For this reason, peasants must learn critical thinking skills to help their Yankee bosses plunder South East Asiatic neighbors yet cannot challenge House of Lee to build an inclusive society.

All that came crashing down for $wee $wee in the form of a stroke as he realised a dynamic society cannot kowtow to Ruler Loong five times daily as none of the Japs or Ang Mohs believed in the God King concept.
 
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red amoeba

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in terms of financial expertise and acumen, none other than HC. There should be a way to fast track her into parliment.
especially since she is now on sabbatical.
 
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