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Microphone stuck inside anus

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A Chinese singer got a 10-inch long "cylindrical object" stuck in his rectum after an alleged fight at the karaoke bar.

According to DailyMail via AsianTown, the man arrived at hospital in Guangzhou, southern China, on Aug 8.

The patient refused to explain how the object had got there, but media reports suggest that the object was inserted into his body during the fight.

The middle-aged man, named only by his surname Cai, had no visible injuries when he arrived at the First Affiliated Hospital of Guangzhou University of Chinese Medicine.

However, he had a strange and pained expression on his face and pointed at his rear to the staff.

Doctors were then shocked to find a microphone-shaped object in the X-Ray scan.

Surgeons initially tried to extract the object from the man's anus but found that it was lodged in too deeply so they had to operate on him.

He had to go through a two-hour operation to have it removed.

They opened Mr Cai up from his abdomen, they were able to remove the object. It had aleady been inside the man for 27 hours before he sought medical help.

Although the doctors did not disclose what exactly the object was, they revealed that it measured approximate 10 inches in length and 1.5 inches in diameter and was made of plastic.

The man is now recuperating in the hospital and has refused interviews by the media.

Dr Sun, who treated the man, said that he had previously treated a man in a similar disposition.

A chef had come into the hospital with a lodged cucumber, which had split his colon.

The doctor advised that foreign objects in rectum shouldn't be treated lightly. In certain circumstances it could even lead to death.
 

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Me2, me2....thought he farted loudly & didn't say " teo chew lang, kar chng, ang ang, now ang moh kio..mak si, ang, ang!":biggrin:

when microphone was still turned on, music and song could be heard at the karaoke bar resembling bowel movements: teochew nang kar chng ang ang, hokkien nang kar chng sare tang, kuanhu nang kar chng pang pang, hainan nang kar chng pua kang.
 
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