Primary 5 question exposes stress that singapore students face

sirus · Apr 16, 2015

SgGoneWrong said:
Neither. Cheryl got bonked by someone else

Solution:
Neither Albert nor Bernard got to up Cheryl even if they got her birthdate right and bought her expensive gifts. Like a typical sinkie spg, Cheryl got bonked by an ang moh tua kee who did not have to guess birthdate and Cheryl had to suck up to him to please him instead of her playing hard to get like how she would be with the 2 gong sinkies.

Albert & Bernard could be ang, pek, orr or purple moh you know?

Baimi · Apr 16, 2015

我是谢丽尔,我的生日关阿尔贝和伯纳德屁事!
两支乌鸦想吃天鹅肉!! 呸!

This story became world news, it also reported some commended
Cheryl played hard to get. :wink:

eatshitndie · Apr 16, 2015

sirus said:
Next more interesting question would be who gets to bonk Cheryl?

since this is a primary 5 puzzle, sex is not in the story as minors are not encouraged to indulge in sex even if they get the answer right. :p

steffychun · Apr 16, 2015

I thought you Amos Yee lovers follow Amos rules. He say skip school. Why none of you suggest that

tanwahtiu · Apr 16, 2015

there are far too many university graduates wanting a slice of the $B education system.

They become nonsense jobs creating nonsense education system like this one.

The world just need WW3 come quickly to reset this whole bloody world of overly educated dickheads and cunt holes.

johnny333 said:
I think that we have too many bureaucrates up there who have lost touch with the purpose of education. Why must Sporeans torture their kids If the local education was so good then why are they always changing the system or why haven't we produced any Nobel prizes nominees

Don't forget that LKY was a product of the old system

Instead we are producing many unhappy kids like my neighbours kid who jumped out of the window during the exam season. Just another digit in the Spore system.

winnipegjets · Apr 16, 2015

steffychun said:
I thought you Amos Yee lovers follow Amos rules. He say skip school. Why none of you suggest that

Did Amos Yee dump you? You go after him like he spurned you for another lady.

laksaboy · Apr 16, 2015

The ironic thing is that many of us eventually have careers that have absolutely nothing to do with mathematics. Even those who become accountants or engineers don't do such nonsensical mathematics.

Which makes you wonder what all the mandatory mindfuckery suffered in school is for. You think everyone is a natural born pure mathematician like Lee Hsien Loong? :rolleyes:

At least teach something useful e.g. Excel and Photoshop. Oh, and teach the girls home economics.

laksaboy · Apr 16, 2015

Baimi said:
我是谢丽尔,我的生日关阿尔贝和伯纳德屁事!
两支乌鸦想吃天鹅肉!! 呸!

This story became world news, it also reported some commended
Cheryl played hard to get.

Sometimes you need the birthdate (and time of birth) to put a black magic curse on someone. It's not always about dating or parties or gifts. :cool:

mojito · Apr 16, 2015

zhihau said:
It's plain fallacy at play here.
1. Albert has no clue which day was told to Bernard and he assumes Bernard don't know.
2. There's no reason why Cheryl cannot tell Bernard the day of month she is born as 18 or 19.
3. When you rule out the 18th and 19th day of the month, you eliminate 2 dates specifically: 19th May & 18th June only. You can't write off 15th May, 16th May and 17th June as these are still possible dates.
Hence, we can see that Albert is a Dua Pao Xian.

Because Albert knew it was in July, which had repeated days of the month. It is safe for him to say Bernard could not have guessed the month solely by knowing the day itself. The key to solving this and many other problems in life is to think in reverse. There is an intellectual and emotional aspect to that, and it makes for a fuller, more complete person.

Now bow. Bow to my superior intellect and reasoning.

zhihau · Apr 16, 2015

mojito said:
Now bow. Bow to my superior intellect and reasoning.

Sure! :kma::kma::kma:

tonychat · Apr 16, 2015

winnipegjets said:
Did Amos Yee dump you? You go after him like he spurned you for another lady.

Amos refused to insert his penis on her pussy, and till this day, she is so sore about it.. pussy sore!!

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